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Guard Your Children: Lindsay Lohan Is Working At A Daycare Center

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A judge recently told Lindsay Lohan that she needed to re-do (or, you know, do in the first place) over 100 hours of community service by May 28th. And while it’s unlikely she’ll actually get there, the thought of going to prison hasn’t been sitting too well with her, because Lindsay headed back to New York this week… to start working at a Brooklyn daycare center. GUARD YOUR CHILDREN!

From TMZ:

We’ve learned the Duffield Children’s Center will be Lindsay’s community service center of choice as she comes down to the wire in her probation case. As we reported, she’s only completed 9 1/2 hours of the 125 and has until May 28 to finish.

Based on our calculations, she’ll have to work 7 hours a day, 7 days a week to reach 125 hours by the deadline. If she does, she’ll be taken off probation and the case will be closed. If she doesn’t, the judge has promised she’ll do jail time to serve out her sentence.

As we reported … Linds had gone M.I.A. in London over the weekend, but it appears she’s finally surfaced in NYC, and claims she’s “ready to help.”

Duffield honchos tell TMZ Lindsay will help kids with arts and crafts, reading and she’ll also do administrative work. LiLo has done work there before and they say they’re happy to have her back.

I will say that the kids really did take to her if it’s the same place she visited during her “documentary” series a while back, and she actually wasn’t terrible at it. The thing is, Lindsay could actually be a legitimately nice, caring, warm human being when she cares to actually TRY at anything. Mostly I suppose it’s easier to lie around doing drugs and drinking (ALLEGEDLY) than to actually get your life in order…

Who wants to place bets on whether or not she’ll actually get this done?

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Is Lindsay Lohan Going To Jail? Like, For Real This Time?

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Remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to bullshit a judge by claiming that she did all of her court-ordered community service at the very last second by doing things like greeting fans after her shitty play in London’s West End? Most people with half a brain were all like, “Huh?” Thankfully, the judge ordered her to redo 125 of those hours, and as of today, she’s only done 10 of those hours. That means she’s got 115 hours of community service left to do… by the deadline of May 28. LOL!

From The AP:

Judge Mark Young said Thursday he was concerned the actress had completed fewer than 10 hours of service over three years.

Lohan is on probation for a 2012 reckless driving case filed after she crashed her sports car in Santa Monica on her way to a film shoot.

Lohan’s lawyer Shawn Holley says the “Mean Girls” star will move from London to complete about 115 remaining hours of service working with kids in New York.

Santa Monica city prosecutor Melanie Skehar was skeptical Lohan could pull off the feat by May 28.

Skehar says her office will be seeking jail time if Lohan fails.

Lohan was not required to attend Thursday’s hearing.

There are literally a little more than 2 weeks left before the deadline, which means that Lindsay would literally have to do more than 40 hours a week if she wants a shot in hell in getting it done. Will she? Of course not. Will she actually go to jail? Doubtful.

But listen to this! Apparently even the 10 hours Lindsay did were bullshit, according to TMZ:

As we reported, Lindsay has completed less than 10 of her 125 community service hours, and now we found out even the 10 hours are suspect.

We looked over some court docs, Lindsay got credit for organizing and posting pics on the Facebook page of the London-based community service org. Here’s the problem … a staff member gave Lindsay a memory stick, which allowed her to do the work in the comfort of her apartment.

It’s unclear whether Lindsay really posted the pics or whether it was just left to her assistant, but when the head honcho of the community service place found out Lindsay worked from home, she wrote an apology for the screw up to the judge.

How is this a real thing? What the hell kinda bullshit staff member gives someone doing COMMUNITY SERVICE the availability to do work UNSUPERVISED at home, meaning she can easily pass the task off and not do it at all, which is clearly what happened? Make this girl clean toilets or some shit, for God’s sake.

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Lindsay Lohan needs to lay off the Photoshop

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Sure, Lindsay Lohan might not have the spare cash to hire a $100k-a-year Photoshop expert, but COME ON. When will celebrities get it through their thick skulls that they need to lay off the retouching altogether on photos they don’t like the looks of if they don’t want to be laughed right out of Hollywood and off the internet?

First of all, what is this picture? I honestly need to know what the pose is all about to start with, let alone the WAVY DOORFRAME that’s not even TRYING to pass for real. I mean, how is she so blatant? Especially since her caption makes a joke about how her feet aren’t in the pic but not that she tried to give herself an ass.

My feet look red lol- had to take that out. Only real red is my hair.

Uh, yes… LOL indeed. Someone needs to take this girl off Instagram.

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Lindsay Lohan ordered to redo 125 hours of community service

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Lindsay Lohan thought she was being slick when she completed her mandatory community service literally at the eleventh hour – the very day the deadline hit. Of course, her list of “work” she completed was always questionable, and after authorities gave it a closer look, they realised just how much of it was complete and utter bullshit.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan and her community service organization just got slammed by a judge Wednesday morning … a judge who threw out more than half of her hours.

The judge in Lindsay’s probation case ordered LiLo to do another 125 hours … this after the prosecutor called BS on the service she performed.

Most of the hearing was conducted privately in the judge’s chambers, but hizzoner did call the work Lindsay did “unacceptable.”

TMZ broke the story … prosecutor Terry White was indignant over the work Lindsay did for CSV in London, saying in one case she got credit for six hours of community service work … even though four hours of those hours were for acting on stage and the remaining two were for meeting fans.

I mean, come on. Did the community really benefit from coming to see her flop of a West End show? I don’t think so. As for the meeting fans thing, I’d have to say that it’s more like the fans doing Lindsay a service, considering I’m pretty sure without her ego being stroked by people still hanging on to her Mean Girl days, she’d evaporate into thin air. Get outta here with that nonsense. 

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Lindsay Lohan might not have finished her community service, after all

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When you read earlier this week that Lindsay Lohan was in danger of going back to jail since she never completed the community service that was part of her probation terms, you probably weren’t surprised. After all, that’s just Lindsay! Of COURSE she hadn’t done what she was supposed to. But then, at the eleventh hour, she seemingly turned things around and finished her hours right in the knick of time. It was a miracle! Except it probably actually wasn’t, because the prosecutor in this case is calling bullshit on the “service” she actually performed.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ …  prosecutor Terry White is indignant over the revelation Lindsay’s community service organization let her do ridiculous things to fulfill her obligation. As we first reported, Lindsay got credit for 18 hours for meeting and greeting fans after her London play.

And Lindsay got 70 hours credit for allowing young people to follow her around for “work shadowing experience” … pretty incredible, since she wasn’t working at the time.

We’re told White believes Lindsay had an obligation to inform the court of the types of community service she was doing. White objected to allowing Lindsay to do her community service in London for this very reason, and now we’re told he feels she’s manipulated the system and should do jail time for not completing legitimate community service.

Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, told the judge her client merely did what she was told to do by the community service organization.

LOL STOP. Are you fucking kidding me that having kids follow her around – which she’s always had because she’s a narcissist who seeks friends who tell her how wonderful she is – while she wasn’t even working on anything was a “community service”???? And meeting and greeting fans after her play? This is a joke.

If even Chris Brown has to do “hard labor” cleaning toilets or whatever the hell he’s doing, this idiot should have to do at least the same.

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Lindsay Lohan likes Photoshop, too

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Lindsay Lohan might be in a bit of a mess lately, what with the whole “messing up her probation yet again” thing and the Chikungunya virus hospitalization thing, but that’s not going to stop her fun. No, she’s still gotta post selfies to get feedback from her legions of remaining Instagram fans, so she did just that on Saturday with the above photo. Her caption was the cherry on top!

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Yes, Lindsay, “hehe” indeed. Except there’s a bit of a problem with your Calvins, girl. Those bottles in the background are being sucked in towards your stomach… meaning your stomach’s been sucked in with Photoshop. Like many of the greats who have come before you, you have not yet learned the art of making sure your background objects don’t warp when you shave a few inches off your waistline.

I really don’t understand the urge to do this shit – she looks comically bad – huge tits and literally the rest of her body like a stick? The top and bottom half of her don’t even look like they go together. I’m not slating Lindsay Lohan’s boobs, obviously, or slating skinny people. I’m slating the fact that Lindsay – who is naturally thin – felt the need to make herself look ridiculously moreso by doing a shitty Photoshop job. Stop the madness!!

Though I suppose nothing will ever compare with this genius retouching job:

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Lindsay Lohan might be going back to jail

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Man, Lindsay Lohan just can’t catch a break. Not only has she been hospitalized with the Chikungunya virus, but now she’s failed her most recent community service assessment and may end up going to jail.

Lindsay is due in court Wednesday to prove she completed her community service in connection with her 2012 reckless driving case … where she slammed into an 18-wheeler on PCH.

She was required to perform 240 hours of community service, but on November 6, 2014 — when she was required to show proof of completion — her lawyer, Shawn Holley, told hizzoner LiLo had completed nearly HALF the hours.

So the judge set a second date for Lindsay to show proof of completion — next Wednesday. But TMZ has learned Lindsay isn’t even close to finishing.

Her excuse … the community service center in London was closed for 2 weeks during the holidays and she ended up in the hospitalwith a mosquito virus. Here’s the problem … she got the virus while vacationing in Bora Bora, instead of putting in her time.

Oh, dear. This would all be fine and well if, you know, it was her first time fucking up, but you KNOW it wasn’t.

– 2009 … Lindsay failed to complete her alcohol ed program
– 2010 … Bench warrant issued after Lindsay was a no show, claiming she was in Cannes and her passport was stolen
– 2010 … Bench warrant issued after her SCRAM bracelet went off at the MTV Music Awards after party
– 2010 … Lindsay failed to complete her alcohol ed program
– 2010 … Lindsay allegedly beats up a woman at Betty Ford
– 2010 … Probation revoked after cocaine found in her system
– 2013 … Late to court after missing a flight

SMH. Book ‘er!

Of course she’ll use the virus as an excuse this time, but she didn’t have the virus when she went on vacation, so that has nothing to do with anything. Of course, because she’s white and rich, the judge will buy it and she’ll get a slap on the wrist for the 18th time and be sent on her way. I’m very sorry she’s ill, but this case has NOTHING to do with that and dates back 5 years, so…

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