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Reminder: Laura Prepon Is An Insane Scientologist

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You might be having a grand old time enjoying Laura Prepon as Alex Vause on Orange is the New Black, but I thought I’d take this opportunity to remind you that in real life, Laura is actually a devoted Scientologist who did an INSANE and non-sensical interview for the Church’s Celebrity Magazine. Because yes, Scientology has its own celeb rag.

I’ll warn you now that none of this will make any sense to you (unless, of course, you’re also a Scientologist, in which case, why are you here?!), but nonetheless, we must trudge forward, because Laura has some Big Things she wants to talk about.

On how she got into Scientology in the first place: So when I first got into Scientology, I did Personal Values and Integrity and then Overcoming Ups and Downs in Life. These courses touched on the observations I was aware of when I was younger. It was right there in black and white. It was amazing, and I felt that finally something was speaking my language. It totally connected with me. Pretty soon after that I got onto the Purification Rundown, and I started moving up the Bridge.

On how “auditing” has changed her: Honestly, I’ve become more me. The auditing has stripped away all of this charge, false ideas, decisions and mis-emotions that were affecting me. I recently had one of my biggest cognitions in a New Era Dianetics session. I spotted this decision I made a long time ago that was affecting me to this day. It was a huge realization. At the time of the incident, you make a postulate as a “pro-survival” decision, you know? Then to spot it years and years later, after peeling away these layers and then—boom, there it is—it’s mind blowing! To think of it just hiding there in my bank, affecting me.

On how she’s so zen, all of Hollywood wants to know her secrets: When I was doing my Objectives, I was handling some intense stuff—as everyone who has done Objectives can relate to. I remember talking to my Supervisor about how my auditing was going. I told him the wins were so amazing. I kept pushing through and confronting things. The LRH data he showed me totally changed my viewpoint on auditing. It explained that in session, you’re supposed to turn on things that at times aren’t easy to go through. You’re supposed to be restimulated and uncomfortable at times, because you move through it in session, so that when you are out in the world things happen, you’re not affected. It was like this eureka moment for me. I’d never thought about it like that. And that’s exactly what happened. In my life, things have become much easier, I’m not affected like I used to be. Things don’t bother me that had before. I don’t react like I did before. I remember I was doing a show with an amazing actor, and we were waiting to hear the fate of our show. He turned to me one day and asked, “How are you always so relaxed? Nothing seems to bother you. I want to know what you are doing…”—I take that as such a compliment and testament to the auditing I have done.

Christ almighty (or Xenu almighty?) – it goes on from there, but I’ll let you decide for yourself if you can take any more Scientology drivel or if you’d rather end things here. WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS EVEN MEAN? How can seemingly sane, rational people buy into this ridiculous cult?

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‘Orange is the New Black’ season 3 is upon us!

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Admittedly, the second season of Orange is the New Black sorta lost me a bit. It wasn’t as good as the first season, and OITNB without Laura Prepon is not as good (and certainly not as sexy), so I sorta fell off the wagon. However, that doesn’t mean I’m not super excited to hear that the third season is debuting on Netflix in June!

The first trailer hit the internet on Thursday, and I have to say, it looks pretty good. Of course, Prepon is back, meaning Alex and Piper are going to be reunited, and it seems like all hell’s going to break loose (as per usual).

Do any of you watch the show? What are you hoping happens in season 3?

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Are Tom Cruise And Laura Prepon Doing It?

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Tom Cruise may have found a new Scientologist girlfriend, and it may be Laura Prepon. Why all the “mays”? Because his camp is denying it. That goes against what Page Six reported here:

Tom Cruise hasn’t been lonely since breaking up with Katie Holmes. He’s been secretly dating fellow Scientologist Laura Prepon, who plays a lesbian drug dealer on “Orange Is the New Black.”

P.R. reps for the two denied any romance in November after the actors were spotted enjoying a cozy dinner at the Manor Hotel in Los Angeles.

However, my source on the Left Coast says Cruise and Prepon are still seeing each other, but they are being extremely careful to keep it secret. “It’s the buzz on the set of her show,” the insider told me.

Daily Mail reports that not only is Cruise’s rep denying the dating rumors, but goes on to add that the two have “never even met.” Daily Mail also cites reports from Grazia magazine about a date the two went on, in which Cruise picked her up in his fancy-ass car and brought a “vintage bottle of 1979 Merlot” to their dinner, where they “spent three hours laughing and joking.”

Okay, so here’s how this works: anything Tom Cruise says isn’t true, is true. Anything Tom Cruise denies is real. Anything Tom Cruise’s people say is false, isn’t. You get where I’m going here? That’s just been his pattern.

We better be careful about what we say though, because we don’t want to get suedSo we’ll just say they may or may not know each other. Okay, Tom Cruise? That work for you?

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

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Last week on Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week, we saw Camilla Belle wearing something diabolical. This week, Shia LaBeouf (above) clearly takes my WTF spot for the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week. But do you agree? See what others wore this week below (and ask yourself, “Did Laura Prepon do something to her face?”) and make your choices!

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