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12How dare you point out Kylie Jenner’s plastic surgery!

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Kylie Jenner is a pretty girl, sure. She’ll grow up to be a pretty woman with lots of money and a “modeling” career or whatever it is she wants to do because that’s how her life is set up. However, her life is also set up to be full of numerous plastic surgery procedures, several of which I think have pretty clearly already been performed, despite the fact that she’s still just a teenager.

Apparently some plastic surgeon told OK Australia that Kylie showed signs of having had surgery on her nose and Botox injections in her lips (nevermind the sudden boobs that popped up out of nowhere), but Kylie is offended that you could ever say such a thing and took to Twitter to express her feelings.

No, girl, we didn’t forget. That’s part of the reason everyone’s so outraged. Shame, really.

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April 10, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
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2Kendall and Kylie Jenner “Wrote” a Book, Apparently

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It really kinda cracks me up that anyone is supposed to believe that Kendall and Kylie Jenner – teenagers who are more concerned with modeling and Instagram selfies than pretty much anything else in life – got together and sat down to write a Young Adult novel. However, we are indeed supposed to believe that, as the two are releasing Rebels: City of Indra. It’s a dystopian story that THEY DEFINITELY DID NOT WRITE that apparently centers on “two super-powered girls, Lex and Livia, who embark on a journey together, not realizing their biggest danger might be each other”. Yes, that sounds right up their alley!

From E! Online:

“Kylie and I love the creative challenge and are thrilled to have been given the opportunity to share this story,” Kendall said, while her sister added, “We can’t wait to share these characters and the world we created with readers everywhere. We are so excited!”

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Karen Hunter, publisher of Karen Hunter Publishing, adds, “The story that Kendall and Kylie crafted is a thrill ride—one that their fans and fans of this genre won’t be able to put down.”

This piece of shit is coming out on June 6 – though actually, I’m probably being a bit hasty on my judgments. Given that this will have been ghostwritten, I bet it’ll actually be pretty good. I’m all about dystopian YA, but I think the fact that these two have been able to pay their way to calling themselves “authors” when I guarantee you they did nothing but sign a contract for the actual writer to execute this story kinda makes me want to stay far, far away.

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February 19, 2014 at 11:30 am by Jennifer

4Kylie Jenner Got Hurt on a Trampoline

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Well, now everything is news, I suppose. Kylie Jenner went to the hospital yesterday after she was injured while jumping on a trampoline with older sister Khloe Kardashian. Apparently her injury was “painful” (though nonspecific) and of course since nothing really happened if it’s not documented on social media, Kylie took the opportunity to post the selfie above and give us a little explanation:

“in the hospital thanks to @khloekardashian. (Look at her page for the reason why) my mom said ‘never thought I would take u to the doctor for a trampoline accident at this age) this means war Khloe. Ps. It was painful taking this photo.”

Khloe replied soon after with the following photo, claiming it was proof that Kylie did it to herself:

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So… those photos make it look like Kylie hurt her back, but she’s holding her nose in the selfie. WHO CAN SOLVE THIS MYSTERY?! In any case, glad she’s okay, I guess.

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February 5, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

5Kylie Jenner Wishes the Police Would Stop “Picking On” Poor Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber is a nasty little piece of shit – he spits in people’s faces, threatens to kill people, paints graffiti on walls repeatedly even after he’s been informed that it’s illegal, eggs houses and keeps tons of drugs in his house but you know, the police are totally “picking on him”. That’s what Kylie Jenner thinks, and she’s not afraid to say it!

From E! News:

“I feel strongly. Just because I know when we’re in positions like that,” the brunette beauty explained with her sister Kendall by her side. “And I just feel like people feel like they have the opportunity to, like, kind of mess with you just because of your status.”

“So, I don’t know, I feel strongly,” she continued. “What are you raiding his house for, to find eggs?”

Yes, Kylie, police will certainly “mess with you” if you, say, break the law by assaulting someone else, damage someone else’s property, etc. That’s called the law, and I’m sorry your pimp manager of a mother hasn’t shared that bit of real world knowledge with you.

I swear to god, these entitled fucking Hollywood kids annoy the hell out of me. Did the police force need to send armed people over to Justin’s house? Probably not. Am I against it? Definitely not. I’m just against the fact that it was clearly a scare tactic where Justin gets to sit at home free as a bird while someone else took the heat for his bullshit again.

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January 17, 2014 at 11:30 am by Jennifer

9Kylie Jenner Got A Speeding Ticket


Kylie Jenner got pulled over for speeding (according to a nearby photographer) but before I get to that, I just want to say, I felt weird about sharing this. Normally I love seeing things go wrong for celebs, especially anyone remotely connected to the Kardashian family. Especially someone who is only 16 and has a car that’s worth $125,000 (according to Us, who covered the story). Especially someone who doesn’t have to work and could probably get by on bikini modeling alone. Especially someone who breaks every rule and parties underage and doesn’t get in trouble for it. Especially someone who has a nail piercing.

And yet…the sweet schadenfreude isn’t coming. I guess because the one time I got pulled over (expired tag) I was terrified out of my goddamn mind. So I feel for her. Even though I shouldn’t. Because this isn’t even her first driving problem. She got in a car crash 18 days after getting her license.

I just wonder if maybe I’m too hard on celebs sometimes.

I’m losing my mind, right? It’s Kylie Jenner, what do I care?

This new year is bringing a lot of reflection, guys. Have you ever been pulled over? How did it go?

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January 5, 2014 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
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4The Kardashian Kristmas Kard Is Here!

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It’s time for the annual Kardashian family Christmas card, and it’s just as weird as ever. There’s absolutely nothing about this picture that says ‘Christmas’ – no trees, no garland, nothing but old gossip magazines, dollar signs and Bruce‘s swimming awards in a case. I’m not sure what the point is of this David LaChappelle shoot, but it certainly isn’t anything to get you in the holiday spirit.

Notice that Scott Disick is nowhere to be seen, nor are Lamar Odom or even Rob Kardashian. Is he just not part of the family anymore? It’s all too bizarre and awful.

Up close photos (if you dare) are below:

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December 2, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
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