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Kylie Jenner’s got her lips back

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After being caught without Instagram filters and overdrawn lips during a routine traffic stop in Los Angeles this week, Kylie Jenner knew she needed to come back fiercer than ever. She took to the social networking site to post the above photo, which… is just all wrong, in every way.

I’m trying to figure out what the inspiration is for this, what it all means, but I just can’t. Also, how is her hair green one day and then brown and whatever the next? I mean, I guess there’s extensions and the like, but I’m confused. Also also, I legit want to know if the Kardashian/Jenner family have a personal Photoshopper that works exclusively for the family to fix up their social media pics before they go live. We know they use that shit.

Either way, can’t say I’m impressed with this.

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Kylie Jenner gets stopped by police, can’t work her angles

PREMIUM EXCLUSIVE Kylie Jenner gets another ticket for her reckless driving

Kylie Jenner is the QUEEN of Instagram angles. Homegirl knows how to work angles like none other – she can make her lips look insane and her face look… not like it’s her face. But when she was stopped while driving in Los Angeles the other day, there were no angles or filters to help her.

What did we get? A very normal looking Kylie Jenner. Amazingly, she looks 17. She looks like a normal fucking teenager who hasn’t pumped her face full of collagen and whatever other shit they’ll put in you now to make you look like a wax figure. I think I like this look a whole lot better, but sadly it won’t last.

[H/T Fishwrapper]

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Kylie Jenner is releasing her own line of hair extensions

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It seems as though Kylie Jenner has left her dreams of becoming the next Katy Perry behind and has instead ventured into a world in which she’s much more comfortable: hair extensions. She’ll be releasing her own line of extensions with the clip-in extension brand Bellami Hair.

She announced the news via her Instagram page, saying:

“Kylie Hair Kouture coming soon….sooo excited follow @bellamihair for more details!”

Ugh, Kylie Hair Kouture? Give over with the K names already – it’s so tacky. Even tackier than clip in hair extensions released by a celebrity in general. She needs to do a collaboration with MAC – now THAT would sell like hotcakes and make them both tons more money that they don’t actually need.

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Kylie Jenner is going to be the next Katy Perry

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There’s never been a better time to invest in foam earplugs, because apparently Kylie Jenner has decided that music is her calling and is planning to embark on a singing career to become the next Katy Perry. God help us all.

From Radar Online:

“Kylie has found her calling in life — to be a singer!” a close friend of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star tells Radar exclusively. “She is in training right now with vocal coach and producer, Tim Carter.”

Carter produced Jenner pal Willow Smith’s smash hit, “Whip My Hair,” and also has worked with Kanye West BFFs Jay Z and Beyonce, making him a natural fit for the wannabe pop tart. Other of his celeb clients include Sofia Richie and up and coming singer N0vel.

The source reveals, “Kylie is now working on her first single! She is telling everyone that she knows she is going to be the next Katy Perry.”

And though her half-sister Kim’s foray into pop stardom was dead on arrival, the source insists, “Kylie has a great voice.” Plus, BFF Justin Bieber can certainly give her pointers.

“She realized that she can’t compete with Kendall when it comes to modeling,” the source continues. “So she has chosen to turn to music. The whole family is really supportive of the decision, and Tim has already been to Kris’ house to start the lessons!”

LOL, uh, okay. I just HAVE to believe this is bullshit. I know she’s rich, but she can’t be THAT delusional. Why doesn’t she release her own makeup brand or something? She’s already put MAC’s Whirl lip pencil on permanent sell-out, so she could definitely make some money that way. People love her look. But she needs to stay away from the music world.

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Kylie Jenner got extensions

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Today in incredibly important news that you definitely need to know to get through your day, Kylie Jenner got hair extensions! It seems she got them for a photoshoot but has decided to keep them for a while – along with her trademark ultra pouty lips – at least long enough to take several Instagram pics.

Look, I know Kylie is like, 17 and has probably had a ton of plastic surgery/”cosmetic enhancements” already, but her style is impeccable. Kendall is whatever, she’s making it as a model or whatever, but Kylie’s fashion and makeup sense is on POINT. It’s kinda the only decent thing I can say about the girl, but I suppose that’s enough.

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Kylie Jenner needs her license taken away

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Kylie Jenner has already crashed her car and gotten a few tickets in her short driving career, and now it’s pretty clear why: the kid won’t get off her phone, even when she’s behind the wheel. While driving around LA with her friend (who has been accurately described by one commenter as a “bootleg Vanessa Hudgens”), Kylie had to get her angles right as she filmed herself lip syncing and even turned the camera on her friend. Now, the passenger could easily have filmed this without putting them at risk for an accident, but what fun would that be?

Idiots. PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING. It’s not that hard and you’re not going to miss anything. Also, that gold grill? Awful. Get rid of it.

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner left their bras and underwear at home for the Much Music Awards

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For some reason, someone thought it was a good idea to have Kendall and Kylie Jenner host the Much Music Awards in Canada last night… and so they did, sans bras and underwear in their “risqué” dresses, which happen to be pretty ugly, as well.

Also, how much does Kendall look like Kris? Or is it just that Kris keeps having more and more surgery to look more like Kendall (and Kim)? The mind boggles.

What do you think of the outfits?

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