It’s time for the annual Kardashian family Christmas card, and it’s just as weird as ever. There’s absolutely nothing about this picture that says ‘Christmas’ – no trees, no garland, nothing but old gossip magazines, dollar signs and Bruce‘s swimming awards in a case. I’m not sure what the point is of this David LaChappelle shoot, but it certainly isn’t anything to get you in the holiday spirit.
Up close photos (if you dare) are below:
December 2, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
The American Music Awards happened and I don’t think anyone really cared that much, but here’s your outfit recap, just in case. Yeah, it’s a day late. Honestly, who really cares? We covered Katy Perry’s “is this offensive” Geisha performance, which was probably the most interesting thing of the whole night. So here’s the outfits, a touch late, but we can still have fun oooo-ing and aaaah-ing and WTF-ing. Which is what I’ll need your help with. I want you to pick the best, worst, and most WTF outfit of the night. Here we go!
November 26, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
If you sit back and think about the fact that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are part of the Kardashian clan, then the answer becomes pretty obvious: OF COURSE they’ve been partying. Last week, they went to Vignette Lounge in downtown Los Angeles, a 21-and-over sex club that they got into by presenting fake IDs and going with Scott Disick, which is a little creepy. Scott taking the equivalent of his teenage sister-in-laws to a sex club is the creepy part, that is.
There’s no doubt that these two were at this club, but there’s a bit of a disparity in the stories of how they got there. Did they give fake IDs because they weren’t recognised or did the bouncer know exactly who they are and let them in because of it without asking for proof of age?
This squarely contradicts the manager of Vignette lounge, who says the girls — ages 16 and 17 — ABSOLUTELY presented fake IDs at the door.
The Jenner sources say the doorman recognized the 2 girls … he knew exactly who they were … and let them in without asking anything about proof of age.
The Jenner sources also say the girls had no idea the club was 21 and older. The sources could not explain how Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian — who escorted Kendall and Kylie into the club — could possibly have no idea the girls weren’t old enough to legally get in.
The sources were also mum on the photo of Kendall and Kylie — looking wasted as they sat in the back seat of their SUV as they left the club just before 2 AM.
Oh, man. What a mess – mini Kims, the both of them.
October 21, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
In a photo that’s sure to overload traffic on jailbait sites around the web, Kylie Jenner – only 15 years old, lest we forget – has posted a photo of herself on Twitter wearing a bikini. This isn’t a “normal girl, wearing a bikini to go swimming” pic, this is a “I’m a mini Kim Kardashian and I’m too damn grown for my own good” pictures, and it needs to be stopped. Sure, it’s great she has self-confidence and is comfortable with her body, blah blah, but she’s FIFTEEN, for God’s sake, and the last thing she needs to be doing is trying to be sultry and sexualised. Newsflash: you are a kid. Stop.
Between this and the whole “dating a 20-year-old rapper” thing, I’m just constantly in a state of SMH at this girl and her entire family. Why do girls want to grow up so fast, and why the hell didn’t momager extraordinare Kris tell her to take this shit down because the internet is full of perverts? Christ. Oh, and here’s what she has to say about… whatever, getting older, growing boobs, something:
Yes, I'm changing. Thats what you do when you grow up.. If I was the same person I was when I was 10, it'd be a bit strange don't u think?
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) July 3, 2013
July 8, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Kylie Jenner is only 15 years old, but considering her sisters all shacked up with bros pretty early on, we can’t help but speculate on who she and Kendall might be dating at any given time. Kylie was first tied to Jaden Smith but denied that, and now she’s apparently dating some kid called Lil Twist – I’m guessing he’s a wannabe rapper and no, I’m not going to make a tag for him – since they were seen going to get ice cream together. Aw, puppy love.
However, Kylie hit back at the rumours and insisted they weren’t true… on Twitter, of course. Where else? Do we actually live our lives anymore anywhere besides Twitter?
Media always making it seem like I'm dating everyone I'm seen with.. Makes no sense to me. Don't listen to everything u see, people.
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) July 4, 2013
Not to play her out, but Kylie was (or is) definitely hooking up with Jaden because they were pictured holding hands – like, fingers entwined holding hands. You don’t do that shit with your friends. Mmhmmmm.
July 5, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Kylie Jenner, the lesser Jenner, showed off a new piercing on her twitter account. I think it is gross. Not as gross as a belly button piercing, but pretty gross. This is my own opinion. Maybe you think her piercing is awesome. Whatever. That’s your burden.
So what did she pierce? Her nail. Her long-ass, hopefully acrylic nail.
Is this a thing now? Curious about getting one? Here’s some info on the process from Nail Art Journal:
The procedure itself is very simple. A small hole is drilled through the nail plate with a special instrument and a stud is placed through it. You can do this at home, but considering the danger of hurting and breaking your nail, it is wiser to invest in having it done professionally by a manicurist. Usually the ring and little finger are the ones that get pierced, because they are the least active; besides, piercing looks much gentler on them.