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Kendall and Kylie Jenner are getting their own spinoff series

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Hey guys, awesome news! Just when you thought you couldn’t get enough of the Kardashian clan – after all, there’s only Keeping Up with the Kardsahians, Kim & Kourtney Take New York, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons, Whateverthefuck Kardashian Takes My Butt, etc – we’re about to get one more treat sent our way. That’s right: Kendall and Kylie Jenner are getting their own spinoff show.
From Variety

The prospect of a “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” spinoff series focusing on the two teen members of the reality TV clan has been discussed at E! and Ryan Seacrest Prods.

A show insider tells Variety that a spinoff is on the drawing board, although it’s unclear how quickly it might come together. Sources caution that there have been no formal negotiations with the Jenner siblings. A spokesperson for E! says there is no spinoff in the works.

But putting a bigger spotlight on the daughters of Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner is an obvious next step for E! as Kendall’s and Kylie’s celebrity and social-media following has grown by leaps and bounds during the past year.

Huh. To be honest, I imagine it’d be slightly less obnoxious than Kim’s blank staring and high-pitched airheadedness that fills all the other Kardashian shows, but not by much. After all, Kylie is shaping herself into Kim Jr, so it doesn’t look good. Kylie’s okay, though (for now). If you can’t beat ‘em, might as well try and find a way to tolerate them.
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Kylie Jenner on how she’s changed: ‘I gained 15 pounds’

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Kylie Jenner looks pretty much nothing like she looked a mere 9 months or so ago. In fact, now she’s just a carbon copy of big sister Kim with the possible butt implants to match. But if you were to ask Kylie how she’s changed during this past year, well, she’s only put on a little bit of weight.

She shared the below photo on Instagram this week with the caption “throwback to when I was 15 pounds skinnier & had a little blonde goin on”. Now, let’s all look at this photo and then back at the photo above. More has changed than her weight (which, btw, I think she looks better for now).

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Kylie Jenner isn’t trying to be a role model

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Kylie Jenner is a lot of things. She’s young, she’s rich, she’s potentially the victim of statutory rape, she’s clearly a lover of plastic surgery like the rest of her family… I could go on and on. One thing she’s not? A role model. No one would ever confuse her with one, so it’s no surprise that she’s not interested in being one. Fair enough.

Here’s what she told Fault Magazine (via Refinery29):

“Having a reality TV show, everyone feels like they know you.”

“People are going to judge you no matter what you do,” Jenner told the magazine. “I definitely always feel pressure to act a certain way, but I try my best not to let it affect me.” Being a role model doesn’t interest the youngest Jenner. She understands the world is watching, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t going to screw up. Jenner admits she “never [feels] pressure to be a good role model. I always try to do my best to inspire people to be good and do the right thing, but I just can’t live my life always trying to be a good role model.”

“We’re all human,” Jenner adds. “I just like to live each day and just be me and be real.” That’s the motto.

It’s hilarious to me that anyone in the Kardashian/Jenner family can use the phrase “be real” without collapsing into laughter like I do when reading it. I so remember being 17 and thinking I was IT, though. Like I had it all together and all other 17-year-olds weren’t shit and I had it all figured out, so I’m not going to fault her for being a dumb kid. We’ve all been there. But like… it’s so hilarious to me, now that I have the wonderful gift of hindsight, when teenagers take themselves so seriously. Like, girl… read this interview back in 15 years and you will CRINGE.

But yeah, parents, please keep your kids from idolizing people like Kylie Jenner. It’s extremely important.

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Did Kylie Jenner get butt implants?

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Kylie Jenner has grown up WAY ahead of her time – but that’s a surprise to exactly no one, considering the family she comes from. She hasn’t really enjoyed a “childhood”, to speak of, and in the period of about 18 months, she’s gone from looking like a pretty normal teenager to… Kim‘s doppelganger? In fact, it seems like her attempt to be like her older sister (HALF sister, many keep pointing out on Instagram) has gone to the next level and she may have even gotten ass implants, just like KimmyCakes – or at least that’s the rumour flying around since she posted the above photo to her account this week.

First of all, why is a 17-year-old feeling the need to look like this? There’s nothing sexual about it (because even though she’s REALLY trying hard to be a grown woman, she is still a child) and in fact, it just seems really desperate and sad. What is with the complete lack of self-worth in this family that makes the women desperate to use their bodies to get approval from the outside world? Kim’s one thing – she’s an adult and perfectly (and legally) capable of making her own (awful) decisions. But it’s really sad to see Kylie going down this path at such a young age and NO ONE is doing anything to get her any kind of help/calm her young ass down.

Then there’s this picture of Kylie with Kris:

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First of all, we can skip over the fact that Kris looks like a walking Gaussian blur filter. Second of all, why is Kylie literally sucking herself into to high heaven and simultaneously trying to push her butt out? Is Kim THAT much of a role model? This whole thing is such a mess and she needs to be stopped before it’s too late (though maybe it already is).

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Kanye West is absolutely bonkers: ‘Beyonce has pictures of Kim Kardashian on the wall’

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Sometimes things come out of Kanye West‘s mouth that I can’t believe are serious. Like, they have to be a joke because they’re so ridiculous that I don’t believe a human being is walking around saying such nonsense without being institutionalized. And yet here we are – another day, another interview, this time with Power 105.1 FM’s The Breakfast Club, wherein he a) confirms that Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner in the tackiest way possible, b) says he had to take “300 showers” after dating Amber Rose and c) claims that Beyonce is inspired by Kim Kardashian. Stop, please. You’re killing me here!

On dating Amber Rose:

“If Kim had wanted to date me when I first wanted to be with her, there wouldn’t be an Amber Rose. You know what I’m saying. I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.”

On Tyga dating Kylie:
“I think that uh, I think [Tyga] got in early. I think he was smart. They closer in age than a lot of relationships that I know. I knew Tyga was smart.”

On rumours that Beyonce hates Kim:

“They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women.”

First of all, does anyone else want to vomit when they hear the sentence “Tyga got in early”? Yes, he certainly did. He got with a girl who is just BARELY legal (and was likely having sex with her well before she turned 17, anyway). And Kanye is applauding this. He thinks it’s fantastic that a grown ass man is attracted to a girl who is essentially very much still a child. Fuck off.

Secondly, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I’m SURE Beyonce has pictures of Kim on her wall when she’s recording. I mean… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I can’t anymore. I’m sorry.

You can watch the full interview here, if you’re a masochist:

Oh, and PS, Kanye is apparently working on making a “sexier Ugg”. LOL!

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Kylie Jenner looks different as a blonde

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Everyone else in her family has posed nearly naked for LOVE Magazine, so Kylie Jenner had to get in on the action (though from this “sneak peak” shot, she’s surprisingly – and thankfully – clothed). Kylie posted the photo on her Instagram page, as you do, sporting a blonde wig and her signature overdone makeup, as per. (No shade – she doesn’t need all that, but if that’s what she likes, sure, why not?)

I’m not quite sure what to make of the blonde. And I don’t think I understand what the point of this feature is. What does Kylie Jenner do, exactly? I know we could ask the same for most people in the Kardashian family, but… I dunno, this one is extra weird.

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I guess it’s good that her photo shoot is mostly clothed – especially considering the fact that she’s only 17.

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Kylie Jenner posted a “no makeup selfie”

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The “no makeup selfie” is in quotes for a reason – I love when celebs try to pretend they’re completely bare-faced when they’re obviously wearing foundation (among other things) and have put all kinds of blurs and filters on the pic. It kinda doesn’t count, y’know? Kylie Jenner is the latest to take part in this trend, and it’s laughable how much of a no makeup selfie this ISN’T, but okay… let’s go with it.

Let’s dissect this:

1. The lips – this is the most obvious. We all know homegirl overdraws her lips, but there’s some big debate on whether or not she actually had collagen injections. She has clearly either overdrawn her lips here with a nude pencil or she has indeed plumped ‘em up with God knows what. But sorry, this is not “natural”.

2. Her skin – I know she’s only 17 so obviously she’s going to have smooth skin without wrinkles or anything, but hello, no teenager’s shit is this even – you would have imperfections, blemishes, whatever. Some kinda foundation or BB cream has been used here. And a bit of a Gaussian blur.

3. The eyelashes – does Kylie Jenner have permanent mascara? Otherwise, she’s put it on.

I’m not trying to shame her for using beauty products to enhance her appearance – hello, we all do. The point is, don’t try to post this bullshit with the caption she did and not be called out:

“You know it’s gonna be a good Sunday when ya weaves out & u haven’t put ur face on yet”

Ya, okay.

Just for reference, this is what Kylie Jenner looks like with her face ON:

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That boob job is such a mess.

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