Today in incredibly important news that you definitely need to know to get through your day, Kylie Jenner got hair extensions! It seems she got them for a photoshoot but has decided to keep them for a while – along with her trademark ultra pouty lips – at least long enough to take several Instagram pics.
Look, I know Kylie is like, 17 and has probably had a ton of plastic surgery/”cosmetic enhancements” already, but her style is impeccable. Kendall is whatever, she’s making it as a model or whatever, but Kylie’s fashion and makeup sense is on POINT. It’s kinda the only decent thing I can say about the girl, but I suppose that’s enough.
August 28, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
Kylie Jenner has already crashed her car and gotten a few tickets in her short driving career, and now it’s pretty clear why: the kid won’t get off her phone, even when she’s behind the wheel. While driving around LA with her friend (who has been accurately described by one commenter as a “bootleg Vanessa Hudgens”), Kylie had to get her angles right as she filmed herself lip syncing and even turned the camera on her friend. Now, the passenger could easily have filmed this without putting them at risk for an accident, but what fun would that be?
Idiots. PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING. It’s not that hard and you’re not going to miss anything. Also, that gold grill? Awful. Get rid of it.
July 20, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
For some reason, someone thought it was a good idea to have Kendall and Kylie Jenner host the Much Music Awards in Canada last night… and so they did, sans bras and underwear in their “risqué” dresses, which happen to be pretty ugly, as well.
What do you think of the outfits?
June 16, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
Kylie and Kendall Jenner “wrote” a young adult novel, Rebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia. I put the word wrote in quotation marks because I don’t think there’s a snowball’s chance in hell of either young woman having actually written a single word. This was probably ghostwritten — hard. However, it’s still up to them to promote the book and at least pretend that they care, which is something they apparently cannot do.
Daily News describes their behavior at their book signing at the Grove in Los Angeles, California:
[...] they posed with the novel for three minutes, scowled and refused to answer questions, then sat down for their obligatory book signing with all the enthusiasm of teenagers in a summer school algebra class.
Photographers stood in awe as security staffers surrounded the pair just minutes later, declaring “the signing is over.” Barnes & Noble organizers plead in vain for the girls to fulfill their duties, but no dice.
“The whole event was a joke,” said one attendee.
“These girls are really getting ideas above their standing in life,” that insider groused. “This type of diva behavior will come back to bite them in the ass. For years they have used the media and made millions promoting themselves in media, and then they take this ridiculous step?”
The book has a 1 star rating on Amazon. Another “surprise”.
An insider wasn’t done and went on, saying,
“It is unheard of for celebrities to hold a photo call and then actually not participate in that event,” our insider fumed. “They looked foolish and it reflected very badly on their brand.”
I say, good. They (and their psycho mom) deserve nothing.
June 15, 2014 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
This is so many kinds of stupid that I don’t really know where to begin. Kylie Jenner – who is only 16, don’t forget – was apparently hanging out in an LA recording studio on Friday night with Khloe Kardashian, French Montana, some random called Mally Mall and Lionel Richie’s son, Miles Richie. Some tattoo artist was around giving Miles a tattoo and Kylie jumped in to help out and pen her initials on Miles’ hand, which he let happen.
We’re told Miles (who is 19) was getting ink from John Petro, who has tatted up the likes of Soulja Boy and Lil Wayne … when Kylie decided she wanted to help out.
Sources say Kylie threw on some gloves and put her hands on top of Petro’s as he administered the tat — sorta like when a father lets his kid sit in his lap and “drive” a car.
But according to the LA County Dept of Public Health, only people over 18 can give tattoos — or even participate in the process — and Kylie is only 16.
If authorities decide to go after Jenner, she could be hit with a misdemeanor and fined up to $1,000 … and Petro could have his license suspended.
As for Richie … well his punishment lasts for eternity.
Why does it seem like the more money people have, the stupider they get? How is this anyone’s idea of a good time? Sure, tattoos are fine – I have a couple myself – but I would guess drugs and/or alcohol were behind them deciding that this was their idea of a good time. Whatever, I guess.
May 13, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
We already know Selena Gomez cut Kylie and Kendall Jenner out of her life because she was done with “toxic” friends. We also know that it was a pretty sure thing that Kylie slept with Justin Bieber, which is a big no no and really just nasty all around, for so many different reasons.
It seems Kylie and Justin are giving more fuel to the fire by taking selfies together now. They both went to the Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight in Las Vegas on Saturday night (WHY IS AN UNDERAGE CHILD ALLOWED AT THESE THINGS???) and then struck a pose together, most likely just to throw it in Selena’s face. Kids these days!