2Rob Pattinson Stopped By Kristen Stewart’s House Last Week

Full disclosure, I do not care about the Kristen Stewart/Rob Pattinson drama at all. He’s nice, she’s whatever, he’s 27, she’s 23, he’s gotta move on. But apparently he went to her house last week, and stayed for a few hours. Who knows what went on. Maybe he just forgot some things last time he packed his sad truck and drove off into the Los Feliz sunset.

Here’s more from Us:

X17 posted exclusive photos of the 27-year-old Twilight hunk parking outside his former love’s house. Pattinson apparently attempted to keep a low profile by driving a white Durango with an out of state license plate. “Rob looked nervous on his way to visit Kristen,” the photographer told X17. “He was trying to be discreet so no one would see him.”

They broke up in May because she infamously cheated on him with her crappy Snow White film director. He is currently not dating Katy Perry, probably because she’s always farting around him.

August 5, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

1Kristen Stewart’s Finally Embracing Her Butch Side

Sure, it’s for a movie role, but it’s good to see Kristen Stewart spending some quality time with her butch side. She’s currently in Los Angeles filming some indie drama called Camp X-Ray, in which she plays a female soldier who is abused by her fellow officers while stationed in Guantanamo Bay but then strikes up an “unlikely friendship” (plotline of every movie ever) with a prisoner. If this sounds like a storyline for the porn of your dreams, sorry to dash your hopes. This is a Very Serious Film with Big Statements to make.

Check out KStew in her sweet army uniform and also her time between shots, during which she puts on a pretty horrendous combination of clothing items (socks and sandals? Homegirl, no…) and drinks beer on a boat with her co-star Tara Holt. Better not let your new boyfriend see you like that, Kristen!

July 18, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

8Is Kristen Stewart Dating Michael Pitt?

Another day, another “Kristen Stewart‘s totally not gay and is definitely dating a man” story. LOL, I kid (except not really). While KStew was apparently devastated that Robert Pattinson has moved on from her den of adultery, she’s said to have moved on now with Boardwalk Empire actor Michael Pitt.

If you’re not familiar with Michael Pitt, he’s the creepazoid who starred in Funny Games and basically looks like a serial killer to me now because of it. Also, as if these two are an actual couple. I mean, I hate to quote Mugatu, but I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

From The Sun:

A source said: “Kristen’s not over Rob but she’s getting there and Michael’s helping her through it.

“She vowed to throw herself into work and be single this summer. But when she met Michael last week, they hit it off.

“They both hate the spotlight and are smart bookworm types.”

July 16, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

4Oh Shit of the Day: Did Kristen Stewart Make a Joke About Cheating On Robert Pattinson… To His Face?

Y’all know I cannot abide a cheater, but cheating is exactly what Kristen Stewart did to Robert Pattinson when she couldn’t keep her legs closed around Rupert Sanders. There’s no excuse for this fuckery, but assuming we wanted to give Kristen the benefit of the doubt (because RPattz did since he ~luved~ her so much), you basically would have a shred of decency and consideration for your partner and probably NEVER MENTION YOUR CHEATING EVER AGAIN, right? And spend a long ass time groveling and trying to earn back trust and all of that? (I mean, there’s no way you can EVER get trust back after that, in my book, but whatevs.) Anyhow, that’s what you should do, right?

Well, apparently KStew didn’t get the memo, as word on the street is the reason they broke up again is because she made a JOKE about cheating on the Robster during a heated argument. Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

From Hollywood Life:

Rob, 27, became “consumed” by paranoia that Kristen could cheat on him again, and a source close to the actor tells HollywoodLife.com how this ended their relationship:

“It all comes down to when she cheated on him, he couldn’t let it go and would always make remarks to her saying things like, “How do I know you are there?” “How do I know you are telling the truth?” “What else have you lied about?” It just consumed him to such a point that they would have occasional banter back and forth where they weren’t nice to each other. Her cheating basically opened other doors in their relationship of what they didn’t like of each other. There conversations where more bickering then loving, and in front of friends Kristen made jokes of the incident making it look like they were above it but he was actually hurt by her bringing it up in front of friends. She got a little cocky with it and he decided to end it after it all built up to one final argument.”

How sad! Clearly, these were issues that Rob was never going to be able to deal with, considering it has been one year since Kristen’s fling with Rupert was revealed.

“They had a conversation about taking a vacation together where they started fighting about the location of where they should go and that spiraled out into the issues they had with each other and he decided it was time to move on. And as you know, he did.”

I can’t with this two-bit hussy, if that’s how she rolls. Like, girl, no. So much no.

July 8, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

0Kristen Stewart’s Mad at Katy Perry About The Whole RPattz Thing

Oh dear, a drama’s brewing! Apparently Kristen Stewart has severed all ties with Katy Perry over the whole “dating her ex” thing. Robert Pattinson and Katy have been friends for a while, apparently, and he and KStew used to hang out with Katy and Katy’s assistant Tamra Natisin (who we all know Kristen’s lezzing it out with, so I’m not sure why she’s mad about this) but the fun is over! No more backwards baseball cap wearing strolls around Hollywood! No more… whatever the hell they all did together. Consider this friendship OVER.

From The Daily Mail:

Twilight star Kristen Stewart feels ‘betrayed’ over Robert Pattinson’s growing closeness to Katy Perry, friends have revealed.

Sitting on the singer’s lap and cuddling up to her at the Kids Choice Awards in March, Kristen, 23, showed just how close she was to pop star Katy, 28.

However, a source told MailOnline that Kristen feels ‘incredibly down right now and betrayed’ at rumours of a romance between Katy and her ex-boyfriend and former co-star Robert.

And the petite brunette has now cut off all ties with Katy – despite greeting her with a big hug at the Met Ball in New York last month – and a source said: ‘Kristen is in a certain state of denial. She can’t let go of Rob or get over him.

‘She keeps trying to contact Robert and find out what he is doing but her attempts to see Rob have been rebuffed. Rob is not responding to her. ‘

This all just seems like wayyyyy too much drama. First of all, I thought Katy was back with John Mayer? Secondly, I’m pretty sure – as stated above – that KStew prefers the ladies. I have no proof of that besides THE EYES GOD GAVE ME and a sixth sense to help me spot my own kind, and I’m sure she “loved” Rob and all (not enough not to cheat on him, but oh well) but… this is all ridiculous.

June 14, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

35Top 14 Most Hated Celebrity Couples

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are easily one of the most hated celebrity couples ever, right? Radaronline polled a whole mess of people and compiled a list of 14 celebrity couples that people absolutely hate and Kim and Kanye didn’t even make the list! Shocker! These lists are based on pretty much nothing, but they’re so fun; from the most hated celebrities to the ugliest male celebs, I know I like a good stupid list.

I don’t think these are actually in a particular order, in terms of most to least. The first ones on the list are Rihanna and Chris Brown. Who are the rest?Click to find out.

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June 8, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives