8Is Kristen Stewart Dating Michael Pitt?

Another day, another “Kristen Stewart‘s totally not gay and is definitely dating a man” story. LOL, I kid (except not really). While KStew was apparently devastated that Robert Pattinson has moved on from her den of adultery, she’s said to have moved on now with Boardwalk Empire actor Michael Pitt.

If you’re not familiar with Michael Pitt, he’s the creepazoid who starred in Funny Games and basically looks like a serial killer to me now because of it. Also, as if these two are an actual couple. I mean, I hate to quote Mugatu, but I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

From The Sun:

A source said: “Kristen’s not over Rob but she’s getting there and Michael’s helping her through it.

“She vowed to throw herself into work and be single this summer. But when she met Michael last week, they hit it off.

“They both hate the spotlight and are smart bookworm types.”

July 16, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

4Oh Shit of the Day: Did Kristen Stewart Make a Joke About Cheating On Robert Pattinson… To His Face?

Y’all know I cannot abide a cheater, but cheating is exactly what Kristen Stewart did to Robert Pattinson when she couldn’t keep her legs closed around Rupert Sanders. There’s no excuse for this fuckery, but assuming we wanted to give Kristen the benefit of the doubt (because RPattz did since he ~luved~ her so much), you basically would have a shred of decency and consideration for your partner and probably NEVER MENTION YOUR CHEATING EVER AGAIN, right? And spend a long ass time groveling and trying to earn back trust and all of that? (I mean, there’s no way you can EVER get trust back after that, in my book, but whatevs.) Anyhow, that’s what you should do, right?

Well, apparently KStew didn’t get the memo, as word on the street is the reason they broke up again is because she made a JOKE about cheating on the Robster during a heated argument. Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

From Hollywood Life:

Rob, 27, became “consumed” by paranoia that Kristen could cheat on him again, and a source close to the actor tells HollywoodLife.com how this ended their relationship:

“It all comes down to when she cheated on him, he couldn’t let it go and would always make remarks to her saying things like, “How do I know you are there?” “How do I know you are telling the truth?” “What else have you lied about?” It just consumed him to such a point that they would have occasional banter back and forth where they weren’t nice to each other. Her cheating basically opened other doors in their relationship of what they didn’t like of each other. There conversations where more bickering then loving, and in front of friends Kristen made jokes of the incident making it look like they were above it but he was actually hurt by her bringing it up in front of friends. She got a little cocky with it and he decided to end it after it all built up to one final argument.”

How sad! Clearly, these were issues that Rob was never going to be able to deal with, considering it has been one year since Kristen’s fling with Rupert was revealed.

“They had a conversation about taking a vacation together where they started fighting about the location of where they should go and that spiraled out into the issues they had with each other and he decided it was time to move on. And as you know, he did.”

I can’t with this two-bit hussy, if that’s how she rolls. Like, girl, no. So much no.

July 8, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

0Kristen Stewart’s Mad at Katy Perry About The Whole RPattz Thing

Oh dear, a drama’s brewing! Apparently Kristen Stewart has severed all ties with Katy Perry over the whole “dating her ex” thing. Robert Pattinson and Katy have been friends for a while, apparently, and he and KStew used to hang out with Katy and Katy’s assistant Tamra Natisin (who we all know Kristen’s lezzing it out with, so I’m not sure why she’s mad about this) but the fun is over! No more backwards baseball cap wearing strolls around Hollywood! No more… whatever the hell they all did together. Consider this friendship OVER.

From The Daily Mail:

Twilight star Kristen Stewart feels ‘betrayed’ over Robert Pattinson’s growing closeness to Katy Perry, friends have revealed.

Sitting on the singer’s lap and cuddling up to her at the Kids Choice Awards in March, Kristen, 23, showed just how close she was to pop star Katy, 28.

However, a source told MailOnline that Kristen feels ‘incredibly down right now and betrayed’ at rumours of a romance between Katy and her ex-boyfriend and former co-star Robert.

And the petite brunette has now cut off all ties with Katy – despite greeting her with a big hug at the Met Ball in New York last month – and a source said: ‘Kristen is in a certain state of denial. She can’t let go of Rob or get over him.

‘She keeps trying to contact Robert and find out what he is doing but her attempts to see Rob have been rebuffed. Rob is not responding to her. ‘

This all just seems like wayyyyy too much drama. First of all, I thought Katy was back with John Mayer? Secondly, I’m pretty sure – as stated above – that KStew prefers the ladies. I have no proof of that besides THE EYES GOD GAVE ME and a sixth sense to help me spot my own kind, and I’m sure she “loved” Rob and all (not enough not to cheat on him, but oh well) but… this is all ridiculous.

June 14, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

35Top 14 Most Hated Celebrity Couples

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are easily one of the most hated celebrity couples ever, right? Radaronline polled a whole mess of people and compiled a list of 14 celebrity couples that people absolutely hate and Kim and Kanye didn’t even make the list! Shocker! These lists are based on pretty much nothing, but they’re so fun; from the most hated celebrities to the ugliest male celebs, I know I like a good stupid list.

I don’t think these are actually in a particular order, in terms of most to least. The first ones on the list are Rihanna and Chris Brown. Who are the rest?Click to find out.

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June 8, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

0Robert Pattinson Drove His Truck Off Into the Sunset… And Stopped a Few Blocks Away

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart split up earlier this month after “growing apart”, and Rob rode his shitty pickup truck away… to his old house just a few blocks away. He’s got a nice Spanish villa (with a couch in the backyard!) so he’ll be sitting pretty there.

From E! News:

Moving out and moving on.

Robert Pattinson was seen removing his belongings from ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s Los Angeles pad last week and it seems like he’s starting to get settled back into his own home just a few miles away.

The Twilight hunk, who owns a place in a nearby neighborhood, moved back into his Spanish-style villa over the holiday weekend.

The two actors have both been spotted out and about in Los Angeles separately.

Pattinson was seen running errands late last week and even stopped by a medical building on his own.

LOL, a medical building. Well, that’s progress! Maybe he should invite Katy Perry over for a board game night.

May 28, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

3RPattz Put KStew “Through The Wringer” After She Cheated On Him

The candle of Robsten’s love has been extinguished yet again, as we all know, and there are all kinds of theories surrounding Rob’s decision to pack his shitty pick-up truck full of his stuff and hit the road, never to return… until a few weeks from now, when they’ll invariably reunite.

Anyhoo, the newest report claims that Rob gave Kristen a really hard time when they got back together after she cheated him. Because, you know, generally it’s super easy to forgive unfaithfulness and your partner wouldn’t at all have anything to prove if you decided to take them back out of the kindness of your heart. Come on, man.

From US Weekly:

“He really put her through the ringer,” one insider tells Us. “Ultimately, it was like, ‘Either we move past this or we don’t.’ It wasn’t good for either of them.”

Indeed, as the new issue of Us Weekly reveals, the Cosmopolis star repeatedly used Stewart’s tryst against her in arguments between the two, which happened with increasing frequency toward the end of their relationship. “Rob always brings up the cheating scandal to Kristen,” a second source tells Us. “He hangs it over her head.”

May 22, 2013 at 1:46 pm by Jennifer