8Khloe Kardashian Smelled Kourtney and Kim’s Vaginas… For Science?

I can’t even believe I’m writing about this, but Sunday night on Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, the Kardashian sisters got into some serious shit when they decided to become scientists and perform their own experiment. Khloe hears that drinking pineapple juice makes your vagina taste sweet and reports this to Prego and Braindead. That’s ridiculous, but it doesn’t keep Kim and Kourtney from trying it, rubbing themselves all over napkins and then having Khloe sniffing those same napkins to put it to the test. Just… gag me. Khloe has no shame about this whole thing either, saying (and I quote), “We’re sisters, if I can’t smell their pusses, what else are we supposed to do?”

Uh, I can come up with a very long list of things. How about starting a book club or going on a hike? You could also learn how to knit, watch the entire series of Arrested Development on Netflix, take a nap, “write” your memoirs, bake a cake… are you getting my point here? In no time does “smelling one another’s private parts” come into play. What the hell is wrong with these people? I’m disappointed in Khloe in particular. She was my favourite – now I can’t even look at her without wanting to vomit, so I guess I’m on the same page as the rest of the world, now.

You can watch the full episode – if you want to lose your appetite for the rest of the day, that is – below:

March 19, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

21Kim Kardashian Thought Pregnancy Was Going To Be A Lot Easier

Oh, Kim Kardashian – a true example of how little the amount of money you have has to do with how many brain cells are in operation in your cranium on any given day. Our Lady of the Crushed Toes – who is currently carrying Kanye West‘s progeny, in case you forgot – has been struggling with pregnancy for a number of reasons. First, she doesn’t want couch-ass. Second, it’s like, really hard and totally not easy like everything else in her life has been up to this point.

From E! News:

“Being pregnant is not as easy as my sister made it look or as my mom has made it look,” Kim said. “I like to be active…but I’ve been chilling out. I took a week off, just to rest and it was amazing.”

Yes, your hectic schedule of promoting yourself and your very real reality show, taking pictures of yourself, getting your hair cut and shopping for hideous maternity wear is something anyone would need a break from. God help this woman when she becomes a mother. Actually, God help the child, is more like it.

March 17, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer

11Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Getting Matching “Commitment Tattoos”

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are absolute self-obsessed idiots – and therefore perfect for one another – so I don’t really have a problem with the idea of them getting matching commitment tattoos. Besides, I suppose it’s better than another televised sham wedding, eh?

From The Daily Star:

The pair, who are expecting their first child in June, have been to famous LA tattoo parlour Shamrock Social.

We’re told: “They’ll have each other’s names tattooed, leaving a big space for the baby’s name, so they all intertwine.”

Aw, isn’t that sweet – there’ll even be room for little Kimye. Though I have to wonder what the hold up is and why they’d need to visit the tattoo parlor first and plan all this out if they’re just having their names done. It only takes 15 minutes max to look through the font handbook – been there, done that.

March 15, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

8Producer Confirms What We All Knew: Kardashian Show Is Fake

Kim Kardashian is at war with ex Kris Humphries. Humphries is alleging that he’s being screwed over because their wedding was a sham and that Keeping Up With The Kardashians was edited to make him look bad.

Kardashian producer Russell Jay, came clean in court. And it’s soooo good. From Radar Online:

[Jay] says there are at least two scenes that were “scripted, reshot or edited” to make Kris look like the villain after Kim decided she wanted a divorce. Jay said in the court documents that Kim not only knew about Kris’ “surprise” proposal, but insisted producers reshoot the scene because “she didn’t like how her face looked in the first take,” according to Life & Style magazine. The magazine reports Russell reveals that a scene where Kim confesses to her mother, Kris Jenner, that she was having trouble in her marriage with Kris was actually shot after she filed for divorce in 2011.

RadarOnline.com exclusively reported about this scene being shot in December, after the trip to Dubai that took place in October before the spilt.

Jay also said that a scene where Kim is furious because Kris is having a party in their hotel room while she was out of town was faked too, and Kim was actually in the hotel and knew everything that was happening!

These can’t be the only parts of the show that were scripted. What other scenes and Kardashian moments do you think were faked?

March 14, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

5LOL: Kim Kardashian Gets Her Toe Stepped On

This is the biggest non-story of the day, but bear with me here, because it’s hilarious (or maybe that’s just my Dayquil talking). Yesterday, Kim Kardashian was on her way into Studio City in Los Angeles to film her newest show and her bodyguard was there, as well, trying to keep people from taking photos of the pregnant star. Instead, he stepped on her toe and walked on while she just stood there looking kinda pissed off. That’s it. The incident in itself isn’t all that funny, but the photo above is great, especially when you zoom in.

That’s it, that’s all I’ve got for you this morning. It’s a slow one.

March 14, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

6Kim Kardashian Got New Bangs; Duckface Still Old

Kim Kardashian got real bangs cut and almost started crying over it. In case you didn’t know what Kim looks like when she cries, here you go:

Ultimately she likes the cut, and posted a photo of it on her Twitter to her 17+ million followers. She also posted video of the cut. Oh thank God. I almost had no plans tonight. Now I know what I’m going to do. She said that she got the cut because, “I just feel like I need a change.”

Do you like the her bangs/fringe?

Here’s a photo gallery of Kim K crying, because.

March 13, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives