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North West plays with dolls of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West get bored of parenthood often enough that they leave daughter North West at home with doll replicas of themselves to play with since they can’t be bothered to be there and play with her themselves.

Some people might think this is pretty cute, but I think it’s ridiculous and narcissistic and everything that’s wrong with this entire family. Your daughter needs her parents, not cloth doll version of them and a handful of nannies to watch her while you swan off to get your tits out in Paris in the name of “fashion” or rant on stage, or whatever the hell it is they do. I seriously fear for this child’s future if this is the kind of people she’s being raised (or not raised) by.

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Kim Kardashian got tackled at Paris Fashion Week

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are currently in France enjoying Paris Fashion Week (and wearing ridiculous fucking outfits like the one above), but things got ugly last night when “celebrity prankster” Vitalii Sediuk grabbed Kim as she was walking to her car, pulled her hair and attempted to shove her to the ground. The whole thing was caught on video and security subdued the asshole, but like… what the hell?


First of all, Vitalii Sediuk is not a “prankster”, he’s an assaulter. He literally spends his entire life traveling around the world harassing and assaulting whatever celebrity catches his fancy. He has been arrested numerous times, has several orders of protection against him and yet… he’s still running free. This isn’t about Kim Kardashian or what you think of her, this is about the fact that some fucking weirdo is going to different countries to purposely hunt down and assault celebrities. This is a 25-year-old man who thinks this is okay. What the hell? Also, where’s the “prank” here? If there’s a joke involved, I’m missing it.

In any case, Kim looked absolutely ridiculous – but she still looked better than Kanye managed with his Homeless Chic approach to the event.

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Kim Kardashian and Rihanna are the latest hacked celebs with leaked nudes

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Colour absolutely no one surprised, but more celebrity nude selfies have leaked over the weekend. This time, it looks like Kim Kardashian, Rihanna and Vanessa Hudgens are the big ones to be exposed this time around, but HOW IS THIS NEWS? I mean, Vanessa Hudgens has had more nudes “leak” over the past 5 years than I have fingers to count on. Rihanna has also had nudes out before, and Kim Kardashian shows her tits and ass at every opportunity. She even had a sex tape out, for crying out loud, so how is this even a thing?

The new leaked photos were posted on 4Chan and Reddit, but both sites have been threatened with multi-million dollar lawsuits, so they’ve decided to take a strict stance against them and they have been deleted as soon as they’re uploaded. Still, they’re floating around on Twitter and the like, so if you really want to see Kim’s jugs, just do a quick search and there they’ll be. Or, you know, you can just go to her Instagram page.

Of course I get the fact that this is a big deal because these women didn’t CHOOSE to put these images out there, they were stolen, but for people to be losing their minds over seeing a bit of Rihanna’s nipples is kinda silly because she’ll show you herself, probably, if you’re nice enough to ask.

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Kim Kardashian took a selfie in the middle of her ice bucket challenge

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Somehow, Ellen DeGeneres managed to convince Kim Kardashian to do the ice bucket challenge, but of course it couldn’t be done without Kim being Kim. That’s right: she took a selfie while doing the challenge on national TV. Frankly, I kinda thought the ice bucket challenge had died down now, but I guess not…

I don’t think Kim posted this to her Instagram page, so maybe it’s another one for her upcoming selfie book? Ugh, whatever. If you want to see Kim get ice water poured over her head, you’ll have to tune into Ellen’s show today. For now, here’s a preview:

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Kim Kardashian is obsessed with ribs

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Kim Kardashian recently hit up London to attend the GQ Men of the Year awards, where she accepted her award of Woman of the Year in person before her nude photoshoot for the magazine was revealed as an accompaniment to the “honour”. While in the UK, she shared a very important fact about herself that she wants everyone to know: she loves ribs!

From US Weekly (via BBC Radio 1):

“I like to think of it as a sexy award and fun … I think it was just such a cool honor,” the reality star said in an interview with Nick Grimshaw. Kanye West‘s wife added that she was only joking about not being properly addressed as Kim Kardashian West.

“They announced me as Kim Kardashian…I hate that people online say mean things because when I got up there I was like, ‘It’s Kim Kardashian West,’ just [joking],” she laughed. “But on the Internet it was like, ‘She’s annoyed they called her Kim Kardashian.’ [I'm like,] ‘No I’m not!’”

After gushing that she loves being a wife, the 33-year-old went on to dish about her favorite food while in London. “Every time I come to London, I have an obsession with ribs. Like, last night we were rushing to get to Hakkasan after the awards and we just sat and ate so many ribs … It’s my favorite thing to do when I’m in London. And it’s low carb. I’m obsessed with ribs.”

I mean, look, ribs are great and all, but she’s obsessed with them particularly when she comes to London? Ribs aren’t really a “thing” over here the way they are in America. America LIVES for BBQ. I can see saying she’s obsessed with fish & chips or pork pies or even curry when she comes over, but ribs? Bizarre.

Also, I bet you’re all picturing Kim Kardashian eating a giant plate of ribs now, right? You’re welcome.

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Kim Kardashian gets naked for GQ’s Woman of the Year cover

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For some reason, it seems someone at GQ decided that Kim Kardashian deserved the title of Woman of the Year. As part of this honour, Kim got the September cover of the magazine, as well as a multi-page spread (so to speak) in the magazine in which she wears zero clothes, shows a little nipple, gets her ass out and basically makes herself seem really, really trashy.

I know this woman has become famous for having sex on camera and in no way do I shame or look down upon sex workers. Do your thing, ladies and gents! No shade here. But Kim’s whole thing of “I’m a mother now, I’m more private, I am a classy businesswoman” is such bullshit when she strips down and poses for photos with ZERO artistic merit. I mean, come on – these shots are pornography. Own up to it, at the very least.

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Missed the VMAs? Let me catch you up!

Did you miss last night’s MTV Video Music Awards? You’re not alone. I generally purposely try to miss the broadcast, but for whatever reason, I actually tuned in this year – via torrent, of course, which means I got to skip over the seemingly endless ad breaks. Here are the 10 moments that people are talking about/will make you seem totally “on it” around the water cooler at work.

Beyoncé. Everything Beyoncé.

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Beyoncé was given the Video Vanguard Award after giving an incredible performance of a medley of pretty much every single song on the self-titled album. I know I get a bit Beyoncé-d out sometimes, but you can’t deny she’s an incredibly accomplished performer and that award was extremely well-deserved. Jay-Z bringing little Blue Ivy up on stage to hand her the statue at the end was the extra cherry on top. SO CUTE.

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Miley Cyrus got a homeless man to accept her award.

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Miley Cyrus won Video of the Year, but instead of accepting the award herself, she sent a homeless man from the area on stage to represent the homeless community in Los Angeles and bring awareness to the cause. Miley was in tears the whole time he was speaking, but I can’t tell if this was genuine or some weird hacky PR move. I’m feeling optimistic today, so I’ll go with the former.

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