2013 Emmy Awards have come and gone and a few people cared. This post is for you. Let’s take a look at the best, worst, and WTF of 2013 Emmy fashion. I know Lena Dunham’s outfit is bound to get a few people talking.
Kelly Osbourne posted the above photo on Instagram last week, claiming that she’s the “fiercest of them all” because her “tits” are getting bigger. Perhaps I’m a prude, but who goes on like that in a public forum? I mean, you know, besides Rihanna. In any case, the post started rumours that she might be expecting her first child with fiancé Matthew Mosshart. Of course that’s not the case, and she squashed those rumours while talking to People:
“I have no idea what’s happening to me — my boobs have grown very large and I don’t know why,” she confesses. “Everyone is like, ‘You’re pregnant, you’re pregnant!’ and I’m like, ‘No! That’s not happening!’ It’s kind of fun, though. It’s nice have them for once.”
As a lady with sizeable front assets myself, I can’t really relate. They’re more of a hindrance than anything else, but I guess if you’ve never had them, you’d enjoy them.
When it comes to the pregnancy thing, I dunno why everyone is so eager to assume famous ladies are pregnant. Had a big lunch? Pregnant! Wearing a push-up bra? Pregnant! Getting to “that age” where you should be popping them out? Pregnant! Homegirl isn’t having a baby – she’s too busy with business ventures to be worried about that.
Kelly Osbourne lost a shit ton of weight after appearing on Dancing with the Stars, and good for her. Although it seems her whole identity now revolves around how not fat she is and how fat she used to be – yuck! – she wants everyone to know that she still feels like a “former fat person” (she actually said this) and is, accordingly, launching a plus-sized fashion range for women.
Here’s what Kelly told reporters about her new endeavour (via DS):
“I had one of the most exciting meetings of my life this week – it pretty much green-lit my clothing line. When I sat down in this meeting and they said, ‘Yes, you have creative control and of course you can do plus size’. I was like, ‘It’s happening!’”
“It still has to be very me – quirky. But that’s me, so I have to also have something slightly normal.”
“I’ve always been really into fashion. It’s just that my fashion choices at an early age were really odd and they still are. I have grown to understand, as much as I don’t like it, that the fashion world doesn’t really want to listen to what a little chubby girl has to say.”
I get what she’s saying, and it’s also not my place to quantify anyone’s experience of “fat” – though I certainly don’t think she was ever actually fat. Chubby? Sure, whatever floats your boat, but far from obese (though she did lose 70lbs so, take that as you will). Either way, she looks great and it’s glad to see she’s feeling great, too.
Plus (lol, no pun intended), bigger girls need more clothing options that don’t look like they’re made for 80-year-old wooden barrels. The muu-muus and MC Hammer-inspired, elastic-waisted patterned pants are horrendous – have you looked at a Lane Bryant? SMH.
What do we think? Is Kelly Osbourne’s plus-sized fashion line going to be amazing or absolutely awful?
Kelly Osbourne has plenty to celebrate what with her recent engagement to her Rapunzel-haired boyfriend Matthew Mosshart, but one thing she probably isn’t all that jazzed about the fact that she’s no longer allowed to drive after suffering a seizure earlier this year. :(
“I don’t know if I’m epileptic or not – it’s a waiting game right now. It’s scary and confusing.
“I’m hoping it was just a stress-induced seizure, but I have to be on anti-seizure medication for a year and I can’t drive in case I have another episode.
“Not knowing what caused it is the worst thing. There’s a chance it won’t happen again and I hope it doesn’t, though I don’t remember it.”
Damn, that’s really scary. Seriously, health is THE most important thing, and not knowing if something really serious is going on and whether or not you’ll have another seizure at any time is crazy. Here’s hoping no further incidents occur.
Look at that happy couple – don’t they just look so in love? Kelly Osbourne and boyfriend Matthew Mosshart are engaged! Matthew proposed to Kelly while on vacation recently in Anguilla and it was pretty romantic.
From Hello Magazine:
Speaking in the exact same location that he got down on one knee during an idyllic holiday in Anguilla, Matthew tells HELLO!: “We were on a balcony that overlooks the ocean. It was just beautiful. She said yes! And then she smiled for the rest of the night!”
Matthew adds: “I knew she was ‘The One’ pretty early on.” And Kelly tells the magazine: “I’ve never felt this close to another human being, ever. People say we’re co-dependent but we just want to be together all the time.”
Kelly also reveals that, after first meeting at the 2011 wedding of Kate Moss and Jamie Hince – Matthew’s sister Alison is Jamie’s bandmate – her fiancé made a huge romantic gesture by moving cross-country from New York to Los Angeles to be with her.
“Matthew made the biggest sacrifice anyone’s ever made for me, to move away from everything that he knew to be with me in LA,” she explained.
“Long-distance relationships often don’t work out. We’d dated for a year and knew we wanted to be together. Matthew has broken down every one of my walls. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do in front of him.”
And she says that her diamond engagement ring was created to resemble a piece of her rocker father Ozzy’s jewellery. “I designed it to look like an earring that my father wore,” Kelly says. “I used to hold my finger up to his ear when I was little and say: ‘I want a ring like that’. Now I have one!”
Well, that’s lovely, I guess? I dunno, guys – love is grand, etc. I don’t really even have anything to say about this one (depressing weekend!) except that I sorta love that their hair is the same length. That’s all I’ve got. Also, LDRs are super tough, but doable. Glad they stuck it out! Also, glad to see Kelly’s doing better since her health scare earlier this year.
Kim Kardashian had her baby shower yesterday with its strict ~~Garden Chic~~ theme. Judging from the photos, that meant, “wear white.” It seems like it was quite the lovely C-list affair. Some details from People Magazine:
The group enjoyed brunch – noshing on pancakes, waffles and fruit – before playing games and guessing baby names. Guests left with wreaths made of baby’s breath in their hair.
As for the reality star’s beau Kanye West, he did attend after all, arriving with Scott Disick and Lamar Odom.
“Kanye’s whole family – all the women from his mom’s side and dad’s side – attended the shower,” a source tells PEOPLE. “Kanye was so excited to have his family be there to join in the celebration with Kim’s friends and family.”
The mom-to-be, who has been defended by fellow celebs for her sometimes-unconventional maternity style, wore a white long-sleeve pleated dress to the event.
“Kim and Kanye were so cute – he rubbed her belly,” Kardashian’s aunt Karen Houghton tells PEOPLE. “They’re just really blessed. It’s such a happy day.”
Weirdly, no good photos of Kim or Kanye have been released yet. So let’s take a look at the guests’ attire, shall we? Here’s my sneak peak.
BEST: Kimberly Stewart.
WORST: Tracy Anderson, Lamar Odom
WTF: Nene Leaks
Kelly Osbourne never really bothered me but her interview with Cosmopolitan changed my mind about that. Now I think she’s almost insufferable. Really, insufferable is too strong of a word. But look at this from their latest issue,
[On what she wants moving forward in her life] Happiness and a Golden Globe. What? I’m fabulous. I need a Golden Globe. What is life if you’re not going to live it to the fullest? People think this is my 15 minutes. F-ck you. I’ve got an hour.
What the hell? Maybe this sounded funnier and less annoying in person. What the hell would you get a Golden Globe for?
Then she called out Lady Gaga for some stuff (again).
I loved Lady Gaga. I totally believed in everything she stood for, until I realized she’s a great big hypocrite. Don’t say, ‘When you see bullying, intervene,’ while letting your fans send me death threats. If my fans did that, I would not stand for it. You can say whatever you want with your millions of monsters. I know the truth. You bells and whistles mean nothing to me. You’re feeding on the freaks and geeks to further your career? Do you really care about the gay community? Because if you did, you’d stand up for it more than you do
LOL at “if my fans did that, I would not stand for it.” Good for you, Queen Elizabeth. Mustn’t let the serfs get out of bounds. Other than that, I don’t really disagree with anything she’s saying about Gaga here.
Oh, bonus. When asked, “do you want kids?” She replied,
I do want babies, but I don’t want a great big vagina.
Thanks for that image.