See? Told you. Totally confirmed. And while I know some of you guys said that maybe Katy and John wouldn’t be the end of the world, I’m still reserving the right to be completely squicked out by the idea of these two bumping uglies.
Guess who was caught leaving the Chateau Marmont late last night? Together, that is. Just the two of them. In that car. So it’s a definite that they’re having sex (and probably in the vehicle above. As we speak).
Reps for both have not returned phone calls asking if the romance is for real, and I’ll be honest with you—when Emily mentioned it the other day, I was like, “Yeah, HA. Never happen,” but I’m beginning to reconsider my stance on it. Because John Mayer will definitely bone someone to the likes of Katy Perry, and Katy Perry … well, she’s got some f-cking weird-ass taste in men. This could probably be happening, right under our unsuspecting noses.
Here’s a video from TMZ if you want some live action. Ugh.
Image courtesy of the Huff Po
Hey, look! Maybe Katy Perry’s not going to be so dark for a little while, because she’s almost looking like her old, normal self! Remember this fresh-faced young lady with a natural hair color from a few years back?:
Right? Almost back to her (literal and theoretical) roots! Are you guys happy, or did you prefer the dark goth-y Katy who everyone imagined would be having dark, sacrificial sex with John Mayer? Right in the middle of the post here, I’m gonna lay it out on the line—Katy’s hair: Love It or Leave It?
And moving forward, Katy recently spoke to Elle about love and stuff, where she talked about looking for love and wanting the whole nine yards of being loved, courted, wooed, and claimed. From the Daily Mail via the Daily Mirror:
‘I’m a woman who likes to be courted, strongly. Never say never, I guess you’d say. I’ll let love take the lead on that.’
On the contrary, Katy recently told the Daily Mirror that she would make it to her fairytale ending without a Prince Charming, as she is the only person that can make herself happy.
‘I’ve learnt I’m in a very modern fairy tale. But I also know I don’t need the Prince Charming to have a happy ending. I can make the happy ending myself.’
She continued: ‘Being in love is the dream. But the reality of making it work is not like the movies.’
Aww. She really is a true romantic. Come on. Quoting Justin Bieber? ‘Never say never’? Well. It looks like Katy might find real love after all.
From Hollywood Life:
Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson have been friends for a long time and she’s being the ultimate “rock” for Rob after Kristen Stewart shattered his heart!
“Katy has been a rock for Rob,” a source close to Rob told the Daily Star.
“She has reassured him she is very much there for him just as he was for her when she split from Russell [Brand]. She has urged him to take a break with [Kristen].”
Rob reportedly offered words of encouragement to Katy when Russell filed for divorce from the “Wide Awake” singer. He really helped her get through the dark period in her life.
Rob respects Katy and we’re sure he takes her opinion seriously. Perhaps Katy was mulling over what to tell Rob while reading his interview in Blackbook magazine.
Rob has a close relationship with Katy as he was spotted partying with her after the L.A. premiere of Part of Me. Rob even took Kristen with him to witness Katy film one of her concerts for the 3-D movie!
I don’t know, guys. I don’t think I’d really be all that happy if I found out that our darling Robert was bumping uglies with Katy Perry. Katy Perry’s just … she’s no off-the-cuff Kristen Stewart type, no. Katy’s all about being recognized, and being recognizable, and doing things that people are going to say, “Oh, you know, that crazy, silly, cutesy Katy Perry,” and I cannot see Rob into that type of chick. She’s like the girl you used to go to parties with in high school who couldn’t socially function unless everyone was looking at her every minute of the night—and if she wasn’t getting the attention she so craved? She’d just get LOUDER and MORE OBNOXIOUS.
Can I tell you how weird and unflattering this outfit is? Because it’s weird. And unflattering. And it should have been left in the clearance bin in1990′s Hot Topic along with the other reject articles of clothing that no one in their right minds would buy, even those who still, unfathomably, shop at Hot Topic. Except for Katy Perry, because she’s all dark and shit, guys, in case you might have been foolish enough to forget that important little fact.
And what’s with the weird hand placement? What, is she hiding a boner or something? What the hell?
Love it or leave it?
I normally don’t run stories that originate from the Enquirer, but this was too believable to pass up. In short, I completely think this happened, and I don’t know why the story hasn’t caught on faster than this. More or less, Katy Perry threw this skating party (which is proven to be true), and Lindsay Lohan decided that she’d crash the event and try to hang all over Katy Perry all night long, which Katy wasn’t having. From the Enquirer:
A furious Katy Perry shouted that order after bisexual bad girl Lindsay Lohan tried to latch onto her at a recent roller skating pery hosted by the singer.
Things spiraled out of control quickly at the Glendale, Calif., rink during a July 14 party the 27-year-old threw for her friend, stylist Johnny Wujek.
Lindsay showed up uninvited and “dressed like a bag lady” at the ’90s-themed bach, said a Hollywood insider. “She started acting really weird. She refused to talk to anyone and she kept following Katy around, trying to take a photo with her. Katy told friends, ‘I think she may be drunk, so PLEASE keep her away from me!’”
But it got worse as the 26-year-old Mean Girls star — who’s been in rehab at least five times — began catching up to Katy as they skated around the rink.
“Lindsay was hell on wheels!” said the insider. That’s when, in utter desperation, the singer turned to a staffer and shrieked about keeping that “train wreck” off her back.
“Katy has a lot on her mind since splitting from Russell Brand, and the last thing she needs is more drama in her life — especially Lindsay Lohan drama,” said the insider. “She hates to hurt people’s feelings, but she’s the first one to tell you she’s avoiding all ‘Debbie Downers’ — and Lindsay was reeking of negativity. She finally took the hint and left.”
Believe it? Well, you should. Because I, for one, completely think it’s true. How can it not be? This kind of behavior is right up their respective alleys. Lindsay’s desperation, Katy’s snootiness, and a skating party? For sure. No one’s going to change my mind about this one.
But who could it be? I was thinking about making you guess, but since it’s so early I’ll save you the agony and let you know that it’s this guy:
Oh yes, there are rumors that Katy Perry is getting involved with the one and only John Mayer. Just think about that for a second. Let it really sink in. Like, picture them nuzzling necks or something. Could you just die?
From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
Katy Perry’s last Friday night was a memorable one: She spent it with John Mayer!
Days after her divorce from Russell Brand was finalized, she joined the singer July 19 at West Hollywood’s Soho House. “They were affectionate, holding hands and cuddling!” says a witness. The duo had an encore the next night, when the Montana-based crooner, 34, shared pizza with Perry, 27, at her house. If it all seems a little rushed, consider that Perry — also casually seeing musician Robert Ackroyd — has had a thing for Mayer for years.
And onlooker recalls a flirtfest at NYC’s Goldbar on September 11, 2009, when “she made it her mission to hook up with him.” However, they left separately — then Perry hit it off with Brand the very next day. While Mayer’s rep says “they’re not dating,” Perry is plowing ahead. Says the insider, “She nailed down her crush!”
How does anyone have “a thing” for John Mayer, let alone “a thing” that’s lasted for years? I could maybe see hearing “Your Body is a Wonderland” for the first time and considering it for a minute, but that would have to be the extent of it. Over the years, John Mayer has proved himself to be quite the douche, but then again, so has Katy. So who knows, maybe these two douches can just douche together. Picture that.