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Kim and Kanye’s wedding guests are getting a private tour of Versailles

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting ready to film their wedding for all the world to see, and plenty of rich and pointless people will be in attendance at the endless festivities at Versailles. And since the wedding location holds great historic value, Kim doesn’t want the day to ONLY be about her… so she and Kanye have arranged for guests to get a private tour.

“Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided to let their guests discover the Château of Versailles during a private surprise tour on Friday, May 23, the eve of their wedding,” reads the statement by the couple and officials at the Louis XIV estate. “In making this choice, they are contributing to a better understanding and maintaining the exceptional heritage of the castle of Versailles, which is classed a World Heritage site UNESCO.”

Well, isn’t that sweet? You see, there’s education in all this opulence, as well! I love, however, that their statement is set up to make themselves look good. “Aren’t we so generous for bestowing on you such a wondrous opportunity of attending our wedding AND getting to sight see?” Ugh.

I’m exhausted from this wedding already. Can it not just be over yet? Please?

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris now!

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In less than a week, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian will earn a cool $21 million by saying some supposedly sacred vows in front of family, friends and TV cameras as they become husband and wife. While we’ve heard reports that they’ll be tying the knot in Florence, apparently the festivities are actually happening at Versailles (which… I thought they were turned away from) and it’s all getting so close that paparazzi are probably starting to have wet dreams already over all the pics they’ll get.

In any case, for now, Kimye are enjoying the Parisian life by… eating a lot. They’ve been hitting up some fancy restaurants and walking the streets eating ice cream cones, as you do. How exciting!

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married in Italy

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Here we all were, so foolishly thinking that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would be tying the knot in some lavish Paris wedding later this month. Turns out, we got it wrong. In fact, they’re only having dinner there before jetting off to Florence, Italy, where the actual festivities will be taking place. Of course!

From Entertainment Tonight:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will marry in Florence, Italy on May 24th, a source close to the couple confirms to ET.

Despite multiple reports that the power couple is marrying in Paris, France, ET has learned that the two are actually having a dinner in Paris before the wedding, but will actually fly their guests to Italy on private planes for the ceremony.

I mean, I know these two have more money than they do common sense, but seriously? It’s just ridiculous. Even if I was filthy rich and had an unlimited amount of cash at my disposal, I sure as shit wouldn’t be spending hundreds of thousands/millions on a wedding. It’s ONE DAY, people! Think of what else you could do with that money as a couple! You could buy a house, take a massive trip around the world with just the two of you, buy a new car or five, etc. It just doesn’t make sense to me… especially for a marriage that will be over in less than two years, I’m sure.

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