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Justin Bieber high fived his friends after egging his neighbor’s house

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Well, the fun just continues here, doesn’t it? Remember how Justin Bieber egged his neighbour’s house a few months back, apparently causing $20,000 worth of damage and possibly gaining a felony charge on his growing record? Well, police are adding to the story against him, claiming that he was all amped up and went around high-fiving his friends after tossing the eggs. I’m not sure what that proves, other than the fact that he’s an asshole immature kid, but okay, let’s go with it!

From People:

A search warrant affidavit, in which he’s called “Suspect Bieber,” alleges the pop star is captured on a security camera heading toward the neighbor’s house last January, then returning to his own driveway rejoicing with his pals.

“He was approached by the group of males, some of whom Suspect Bieber is observed ‘high-fiving,’” writes Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Detective Ginni Alvarez in the affidavit. “Suspect Bieber and the other males appeared to be laughing and celebrating.”

Apparently he wasn’t actually seen holding eggs, but come on, you know he did that shit. How this is going to make a difference to the court, however, is beyond me. So he high-fived his friends after egging a house? Seems about right, and last I checked, not a criminal act in and of itself. Are they trying to show that he’s more of an asshole than people realize? Seriously, message received on that one.

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Selena Gomez has dumped the “toxic” Jenners as friends

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Selena Gomez seemed to be getting pretty pally with Kylie and Kendall Jenner and was seen hanging out with them quite a lot. They even went to Coachella together, which we all know is the one true sign of friendship. Unfortunately, their sisterhood was not to laugh, as Selena erased all her photos with them on Instagram this past week, unfollowed them (and Taylor Swift, so who knows what’s happening there) and is apparently pretty pissed off since Kylie apparently slept with Justin Bieber?

From TMZ:

Sources close to Selena tell us, the singer had an epiphany after Coachella last week — where she was surrounded by booze and drugs while hanging with the Jenner girls, Justin Bieber … and all the hangers-on that come with them.

We’re told Selena’s sick of that scene — so she’s decided to cut out what she considers the biggest sources of negativity … Jenner girls included.

Selena made the cut official, and public … by unfollowing Kendall and Kylie on Instagram. She also deleted all her Coachella selfies with the sisters. The Insta-purge continued … with Bieber and a bunch of others getting dropped — and, in fact, she’s currently following ZERO people.

We’re told Selena is determined to stay on the straight and narrow — focusing on music and, get this … going to church almost daily.

Huh, okay. Oh, and about that Kylie/JB affair – here’s what The Sun had to say about it:

“Selena is convinced something has gone on between Justin and Kylie,” an insider tells the British publication, adding that Gomez went “berserk.”

Upon learning of this hook-up, she “called [things] off” with Bieber.

Oh God, until the next one, right? These kids, I swear to God. They’re all an absolute mess. Selena would do well to keep herself in that church!

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Justin Bieber got detained at LAX

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People have been trying to get Justin Bieber permanently deported from the US for a while now, which I thought was a joke but apparently it completely serious. Well, those people nearly had a small victory on Thursday, when JB was detained for hours at LAX by customs officials who didn’t really want to let him back in the country.

A source tells PEOPLE that Bieber was detained “for routine secondary questioning” but was not being kept out of the United States.

Bieber, 20, had reportedly been held for almost four hours inside Tom Bradley International Terminal after flying in from Tokyo while his entourage waited for him, but he was eventually released, according to E! News.

It’s not really “routine” to detain someone for hours, I have to say, and considering his numerous run-ins with the law (including drug offenses), it’s a pretty safe bet it was a little something more. Alas, Bieber’s back again – we just can’t get rid of him!

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Justin Bieber got stoned and bought $240 worth of tacos

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Justin Bieber loves his weed, that much is for sure. Another thing that’s for sure is that when you get stoned, you generally wanna get something (or a lot of things), to eat, and our pal JB is no different. In fact, he actually spent $240 at Pinches Tacos on the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood on his way to that “surprise” Coachella performance.

[He] dropped $185 on a South of the boarder feast, consisting of:

– 13 steak tacos
– 9 chicken tostadas
– 8 chicken tacos
– 3 taco plates
– 1 steak burrito
– 1 chicken burrito
– 4 orders of chips and salsa
– 10 bottles of water
– 9 Mexican sodas

Justin waited in a Mercedes van while someone from his crew picked up the grub and left a $55 tip, on Justin’s credit card.

Obviously that was for him AND his crew, so whatever, that’s not actually all that much. A steak burrito actually sounds really good right now, though, and I’m sober!

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Justin Bieber thinks he’s a rapper now

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I mean, I know Justin Bieber has been thinking he’s a rapper for a while now, but this disaster rose (sunk?) to a whole new level this past weekend when he hit the stage with Chance the Rapper for a rather interesting… performance, I guess you would call it. I hesitate to call anything Justin Bieber tries to pass off as rap a “performance” – more like a farce.

The pair did “Confident”, which is apparently a song they did together and even released a video for, and I guess people… kinda liked it? I just cannot take this asshole seriously. Shame for Chance the Rapper, too – I actually kinda like him but my opinion has already plummeted after seeing this!

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Justin Bieber is probably getting another plea deal

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The last we heard of Justin Bieber‘s Miami DUI case, he was offered a plea deal that would mean he’d have to submit to random drug testing, which is a no go considering his, you know, rampant drug use. Since Baby Bieber was having a hissy fit, it was pretty certain that this case would be going to trial, except now it seems like he’s been given an entirely NEW plea deal in which he gets absolutely everything he wants???

From TMZ:

Sources familiar with the case tell TMZ … prosecutors have backed off the DUI, resisting arrest and driving without a license charges, and they are working out a deal with Bieber’s lawyers for the singer to plead no contest to reckless driving.  The 3 charges will be dropped.

And this is the critical part … prosecutors have backed offtheir demand for random drug testing … something Bieber’s lawyers would NEVER agree to for obvious reasons.

Bieber would not be entirely out of the woods … he would be placed on probation — it appears for 1 year — which means he’d have to keep his nose clean.

Ugh, shut up. So he’ll get a slap on the wrist yet again and a “year of probation”, which is basically more important on paper than it is in real life since it won’t impose a single restriction on this idiot. I HATE THE LAW!

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Justin Bieber thinks he’s James Dean

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Not sure what world Justin Bieber‘s living in that he thinks he’s anything like James Dean, but here we are. JB shared his “inspired” photo with the Instagram legion and also made sure to tell everyone not to ask him if he actually smokes “ciggys” because he doesn’t. He only smokes fat blunts and drinks Sizzurp, guys – COME ON!

His head looks like it was pasted on someone else’s body here and sorry, I’m just still not buying the bad boy routine. Throw him in solitary confinement for a few days and he’ll come out crying for his mommy.

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