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Justin Bieber still thinks he’s a rapper

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Why, God, why does Justin Bieber continue to torture the world with his presence? Just when you think he couldn’t be any more obnoxious, he goes and proves you wrong by… I don’t know, being himself, which is just THE WORST. He really took things to the next level last night when he decided to hop on stage during a Rick Ross concert at Gotha Club in Cannes and “rapped” over a Tupac song. Yep, you read that right:

I don’t really remember the last time I felt so awkward. Maybe earlier this morning when I watched Kendall Jenner try to do a Slut Drop (which is apparently what they call that move)? Justin Bieber needs to seriously go away forever. Also, can he please put on a shirt immediately?

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Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton nearly hooked up (???)

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Sometimes weird things happen in life and we end up blindsided by occurrences which we just never saw coming. One of those things is the possibility that Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton slept together. In what universe could this have been allowed to happen? Has the world gone too far? So many questions come to mind (the main one being “???????????????”), but luckily, we don’t really need any answers here because things stopped short of real romance between the pair.

From TMZ:

Paris and Justin partied in Cannes Sunday night at Gotha Nightclub.  There are reports that the 2 got cozy … with the 33-year-old climbing into Justin’s 20-year-old lap … then leaving for his house.

But here’s the deal.  We’re told 50 people went back to Justin’s house — Paris was never alone with him.  And something else we were told … she said the party was lame and couldn’t stand the fact that Justin was playing his own songs … so she left after half an hour.

LOL, I love that this kid thinks his music is good enough to rock for women (or at all). Talk about delusional. Also, I love that Paris Hilton has standards all of a sudden. She’s just gone about ten levels up in my books because of it. Seems like she really missed out, considering that Justin clearly knows how to treat women right.

Praise be! Justin Bieber is off the Sizzurp!

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Justin Bieber has long been a fan of the Sizzurp – you know, that thick, codeine syrup drink that royally fucks people up and apparently makes you a ~true thug~ in little JB’s eyes. He’s been getting high on the shit for a long time, but no longer! He’s giving it up for good, at least according to TMZ. The reason? It’s interfering with his steroid-assisted workout sessions, apparently.

We’re told he’s been clean for a month, largely because he’s become obsessed with working out and it’s just really hard to do when you’re high.

We’re told it’s no coincidence Justin has been spending more time with Scooter Braun and his mom over the last month … J.B. kept his distance during his sizzurp binges.

Detoxing from sizzurp isn’t easy, especially when you use it all the time.  You’ll recall … during the Sheriff’s search of Justin’s Calabasas home, deputies found 4 or 5 empty codeine bottles and various styrofoam double cups.

Well, okay, so they didn’t say he’s on steroids… but I did. This kid’s scrawny ass did not get built like that without them – I just don’t believe it. And considering he’s such a fan of substances, why WOULDN’T he take performance/body enhancers? Just makes sense to me.

By the way, that’s TMZ’s photo above, but it was too good not to use.

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Justin Bieber calls woman a bitch, tweets about being misunderstood

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Isn’t it sad/hilarious when people have so little self-awareness that it almost seems like they’ve actually managed to convince themselves that they’re totally innocent/everything is everyone else’s fault but their own? That definitely seems to be the case with Justin Bieber, who acts like an utter prick at every opportunity and then whines that he’s misunderstood and that people are always starting “rumours” about him. Fuck off, kid.

Justin’s latest adventure involves calling a woman a bitch for trying to take his picture during his shirtless horseback riding expedition, just hours before he tried to steal another woman’s phone at a mini golf course.

From TMZ:

Melinda Giel-Murray tells TMZ, she and her horse were at the Circle K Stables in Burbank, CA when Bieber pulled up to go horseback riding.

Giel-Murray says she whipped out her camera, but Bieber immediately freaked — and in the video you hear him say, “that bitch over there” … as he points out Melinda to his posse.

Giel-Murray claims 4 security goons surrounded her and tried to intimidate her, but she stood her ground … telling them there’s no law against taking pictures.

She feels Bieber was acting “very strange and nervous.” His crew eventually drove to a different part of the stable to mount up … shirtless.

Well, isn’t that special? Justin Bieber definitely sounds like a super great human that anyone would love spending time around and be proud to call their friend/cousin/son/etc.

But of course, it’s everyone else lying about him that caused all of these incidents that were caught on tape/legally documented. Totally untrue!

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Oh, fuck off.

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Justin Bieber is being investigated for attempted robbery

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Another day, another instance of Justin Bieber being an asshole – and potentially a criminal (again). This time around, he’s the subject of a potential attempted robbery case. Basically, he tried to steal a woman’s phone once he saw her taking video on her phone of him getting in a major fight with some dudes at a batting cage.

From TMZ:

The woman tells TMZ … Monday night she was at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park — a complex with miniature golf and a batting cage — when she spotted Justin and his entourage playing a little mini golf and then hitting balls.

The woman says Justin and his crew got into an altercation with some guys at the batting cage when J.B. noticed she was going for her cellphone to take pictures.  She says Justin demanded to see her phone so he could erase any photos.  She says she refused to fork over the phone so he then went into her purse and grabbed it.

The woman says she began wrestling with Bieber, trying to get her phone back.  She says he ripped it out of her hands but couldn’t accomplish his mission because the phone was locked.

We reached out to Bieber’s camp before posting this story … so far, no word back.

She says Justin gave her the phone back and demanded that she unlock it to see if she took photos.  She obliged and showed Justin she had taken none.  She says she told Justin she and her 13-year-old daughter just wanted to say hi, and Justin screamed, “You’re humiliating yourself in front of your daughter.  Why don’t you just get out of here.”  Her daughter started crying.

She says at that point Justin turned and started screaming at someone else.

The woman later complained to police and the LAPD are now investigating. Is this actually an attempted robbery? Eh, I suppose within the confines of the law it might be, but I don’t think I’m a good judge of this situation because I just want this kid to be punished for being an absolute dick.

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Justin Bieber should be a felon… according to the LA County Sheriff

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Justin Bieber‘s a little piece of shit, and he should be in jail, at least for a couple months so he can be scared straight so he can stop thinking/pretending he’s some thug from the streets. You grew up white and middle class in Canada, dude – get a life.

Anyhow, if the LA County Sheriff’s Office had their druthers, Justin would be given felony charges over that whole egging of his neighbour’s house. Hopefully the DA will go in that direction rather than with a misdemeanor!

From TMZ:

Lt. Dave Thompson tells TMZ … it’s pretty simple.  Justin caused $20,000 in damage, he’s caught dead to rights on video, and justice requires a prosecution for felony vandalism.

Thompson — who executed the search warrant on Bieber’s home — says he’ll be one unhappy guy if the D.A. decides to file misdemeanor charges, saying, “I led a team of people into a house where there’s armed security.  I wouldn’t have done that if this was just a misdemeanor case.”

And Thompson says, the judge who signed the search warrant agreed it’s a felony.

I suppose we’ll all have to wait with bated breath for this one. No doubt he’ll still get off and won’t spend any time in prison, but it’s early days – he’ll be in prison at some point, I’ll pretty much bank on that.

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Justin Bieber on God: “Imagine someone killing your son!”

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Justin Bieber is an absolute idiot, and I think it’s pretty safe to say that his lifestyle is far from the Christian ideal, despite his insistence in a foundation of Godliness or whatever. Well, he wants to make a stand for his faith, now, and is taking part in some rapper guy called Brandon Burke’s #iPledge campaign in an attempt to get one million pledges for God. Erm, pledges to do what, exactly? I don’t think I want to know.

Taking part in the campaign means Justin was filmed as he discussed his deep thoughts about God and Jesus – mainly how it totally blows that Jesus was crucified. Justin’s part of the video seems like the ramblings of a madman – or, well, actually, a really, REALLY stoned one – and I’m just cracking up.

Before anyone starts in on the bullshit, I have nothing against Christianity and respect people of all faith – if y’all want to be mad at anyone, look no further than our boy JB here. He’s mocking God more than I ever could.

Oh boy.

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