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Justin Bieber should be a felon… according to the LA County Sheriff

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Justin Bieber‘s a little piece of shit, and he should be in jail, at least for a couple months so he can be scared straight so he can stop thinking/pretending he’s some thug from the streets. You grew up white and middle class in Canada, dude – get a life.

Anyhow, if the LA County Sheriff’s Office had their druthers, Justin would be given felony charges over that whole egging of his neighbour’s house. Hopefully the DA will go in that direction rather than with a misdemeanor!

From TMZ:

Lt. Dave Thompson tells TMZ … it’s pretty simple.  Justin caused $20,000 in damage, he’s caught dead to rights on video, and justice requires a prosecution for felony vandalism.

Thompson — who executed the search warrant on Bieber’s home — says he’ll be one unhappy guy if the D.A. decides to file misdemeanor charges, saying, “I led a team of people into a house where there’s armed security.  I wouldn’t have done that if this was just a misdemeanor case.”

And Thompson says, the judge who signed the search warrant agreed it’s a felony.

I suppose we’ll all have to wait with bated breath for this one. No doubt he’ll still get off and won’t spend any time in prison, but it’s early days – he’ll be in prison at some point, I’ll pretty much bank on that.

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Justin Bieber on God: “Imagine someone killing your son!”

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Justin Bieber is an absolute idiot, and I think it’s pretty safe to say that his lifestyle is far from the Christian ideal, despite his insistence in a foundation of Godliness or whatever. Well, he wants to make a stand for his faith, now, and is taking part in some rapper guy called Brandon Burke’s #iPledge campaign in an attempt to get one million pledges for God. Erm, pledges to do what, exactly? I don’t think I want to know.

Taking part in the campaign means Justin was filmed as he discussed his deep thoughts about God and Jesus – mainly how it totally blows that Jesus was crucified. Justin’s part of the video seems like the ramblings of a madman – or, well, actually, a really, REALLY stoned one – and I’m just cracking up.

Before anyone starts in on the bullshit, I have nothing against Christianity and respect people of all faith – if y’all want to be mad at anyone, look no further than our boy JB here. He’s mocking God more than I ever could.

Oh boy.

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Seth Rogen states the obvious: ‘Justin Bieber is a dick’

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Remember that tweet Seth Rogen posted in January about how awful Justin Bieber is? This one:

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While some people may have thought it was a joke, considering Seth’s comedy leanings, it’s no surprise that he was actually dead serious about the comment. After all, Justin Bieber IS a piece of shit – and Seth talked about his experience meeting the walking skidmark on The Howard Stern Show (via Entertainment Tonight):

“He’s a good example of someone you meet, who you think you’re going to hate him, and then you get to hate him as much as you thought,” Rogen explained. “You meet him, and he meets up to every one of your [bad] expectations of how you hope he will be.”

Rogen recalled his first meeting with the Biebs when the two just so happened to be appearing on a German talk show at the same time, and Bieber’s people asked him to step outside of his dressing room to meet the Baby singer.

“And it was weird, I was like, ‘Sure, I’ll meet him.’ So I went outside to meet him and he was acting like I asked to meet him! It was very nonchalant, ‘Yo man. Sup,’ and I’m like, ‘What the f*ck, I don’t want to meet you. Don’t act all nonplussed to meet me. I didn’t want to meet you! I was totally cool not meeting you! … But I was like, fine, I wouldn’t have said anything, I was like, ‘Aye, he’s a bit of a mother*cker. He’s young, the kid’s a d**k.’”

Though the second time the two met at an MTV Awards show two years later, things didn’t go much better.

“He literally had a snake wrapped around his fu*king wrist that he was wearing. I was like, what the fu*k?” Rogen laughed. “And I talked to him for like five minutes and I just remember thinking, ‘F*ck this kid.’”

Side note: Seth says his Neighbors co-star Zac Efron is Bieber’s polar opposite and is super sweet and super humble, too. Good to know!

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Selfie Time: Justin Bieber and Kylie Jenner edition

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We already know Selena Gomez cut Kylie and Kendall Jenner out of her life because she was done with “toxic” friends. We also know that it was a pretty sure thing that Kylie slept with Justin Bieber, which is a big no no and really just nasty all around, for so many different reasons.

It seems Kylie and Justin are giving more fuel to the fire by taking selfies together now. They both went to the Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight in Las Vegas on Saturday night (WHY IS AN UNDERAGE CHILD ALLOWED AT THESE THINGS???) and then struck a pose together, most likely just to throw it in Selena’s face. Kids these days!

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Justin Bieber high fived his friends after egging his neighbor’s house

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Well, the fun just continues here, doesn’t it? Remember how Justin Bieber egged his neighbour’s house a few months back, apparently causing $20,000 worth of damage and possibly gaining a felony charge on his growing record? Well, police are adding to the story against him, claiming that he was all amped up and went around high-fiving his friends after tossing the eggs. I’m not sure what that proves, other than the fact that he’s an asshole immature kid, but okay, let’s go with it!

From People:

A search warrant affidavit, in which he’s called “Suspect Bieber,” alleges the pop star is captured on a security camera heading toward the neighbor’s house last January, then returning to his own driveway rejoicing with his pals.

“He was approached by the group of males, some of whom Suspect Bieber is observed ‘high-fiving,’” writes Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Detective Ginni Alvarez in the affidavit. “Suspect Bieber and the other males appeared to be laughing and celebrating.”

Apparently he wasn’t actually seen holding eggs, but come on, you know he did that shit. How this is going to make a difference to the court, however, is beyond me. So he high-fived his friends after egging a house? Seems about right, and last I checked, not a criminal act in and of itself. Are they trying to show that he’s more of an asshole than people realize? Seriously, message received on that one.

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Selena Gomez has dumped the “toxic” Jenners as friends

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Selena Gomez seemed to be getting pretty pally with Kylie and Kendall Jenner and was seen hanging out with them quite a lot. They even went to Coachella together, which we all know is the one true sign of friendship. Unfortunately, their sisterhood was not to laugh, as Selena erased all her photos with them on Instagram this past week, unfollowed them (and Taylor Swift, so who knows what’s happening there) and is apparently pretty pissed off since Kylie apparently slept with Justin Bieber?

From TMZ:

Sources close to Selena tell us, the singer had an epiphany after Coachella last week — where she was surrounded by booze and drugs while hanging with the Jenner girls, Justin Bieber … and all the hangers-on that come with them.

We’re told Selena’s sick of that scene — so she’s decided to cut out what she considers the biggest sources of negativity … Jenner girls included.

Selena made the cut official, and public … by unfollowing Kendall and Kylie on Instagram. She also deleted all her Coachella selfies with the sisters. The Insta-purge continued … with Bieber and a bunch of others getting dropped — and, in fact, she’s currently following ZERO people.

We’re told Selena is determined to stay on the straight and narrow — focusing on music and, get this … going to church almost daily.

Huh, okay. Oh, and about that Kylie/JB affair – here’s what The Sun had to say about it:

“Selena is convinced something has gone on between Justin and Kylie,” an insider tells the British publication, adding that Gomez went “berserk.”

Upon learning of this hook-up, she “called [things] off” with Bieber.

Oh God, until the next one, right? These kids, I swear to God. They’re all an absolute mess. Selena would do well to keep herself in that church!

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Justin Bieber got detained at LAX

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People have been trying to get Justin Bieber permanently deported from the US for a while now, which I thought was a joke but apparently it completely serious. Well, those people nearly had a small victory on Thursday, when JB was detained for hours at LAX by customs officials who didn’t really want to let him back in the country.

A source tells PEOPLE that Bieber was detained “for routine secondary questioning” but was not being kept out of the United States.

Bieber, 20, had reportedly been held for almost four hours inside Tom Bradley International Terminal after flying in from Tokyo while his entourage waited for him, but he was eventually released, according to E! News.

It’s not really “routine” to detain someone for hours, I have to say, and considering his numerous run-ins with the law (including drug offenses), it’s a pretty safe bet it was a little something more. Alas, Bieber’s back again – we just can’t get rid of him!

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