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Justin Bieber

Definitive proof that Justin Bieber is a total dickhead

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I mean, I know we’ve had plenty of proof before, but stories about Justin Bieber‘s fuckery and his asshole status were only in print previously. Well, now we’ve got it in video form, and if this doesn’t make you want to bitch slap this kid with all your force, I don’t know what will.

Justin was forced to attend a deposition after his bodyguard apparently beat up a photographer (though don’t forget, Justin himself was accused of assaulting his former bodyguard and settled that case for an undisclosed sum of money), and while being questioned by the attorneys, he really turned on the charm full force and showed so much respect and maturity. Here are some choice quotes:

  • “I don’t have to listen to anything you have to say.”
  • “I don’t know, have I been to Australia? *laughs* Have I been to Australia? I dunno.”
  • (About Selena Gomez) “Don’t ask me about her again.”

I mean, that sounds tame, but just watch the video and then try to figure out, as I am, how someone hasn’t beat the everloving shit out of this little asshole already. Violence solves nothing and I’m certainly not a violent person, but this looks like a kid who could benefit from a good ass whooping (or 10).

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are sleeping together again

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Selena Gomez clearly has zero self-respect, which perfectly explains why she’s back together with Justin Bieber despite his non-stop fuckery. Sounds like a real winner there.

The pair were spotted together at a Texas Starbucks (as you do) on Friday, though Selena tried hard as hell to keep a low profile and was hiding her face from the paparazzi, which, girl, LOL. No. If you’re embarrassed to be seen with someone, you clearly know you shouldn’t be.

From US Weekly:

“He has nothing going on so flew from Miami to Texas to meet her,” a source tells Us of the Texas meet-up.

Well, that’s… special. I honestly cannot believe Selena has so little sense of self and is even THINKING about going there again. But clearly, they’re two peas in a pod. Looks like her Bieber rehab didn’t work very well.

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Here’s that Justin Bieber Peeing Video You’ve Been Desperate to See

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I have a feeling a lot of pre-teen Beliebers are going to learn a lot about their bodies today, because their hero Justin Bieber‘s jailhouse pissing video has been released by the Miami Police Dept. and it’s all over the web. I don’t know who on earth would be interested in such a thing, but perhaps this is a treat for the urination fetishists?

I’ll just leave this here for you.

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Some Belieber Broke Into Justin Bieber’s Atlanta House and Fell Asleep

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Well, this is a bit of a weird one. Apparently it’s a renter’s market even if you’re filthy rich, as Justin Bieber didn’t buy the Atlanta house he’s living in, but rather is renting an estate in the city from a dude whose niece came back to the house at one point and found Belieber Qianying Zhao asleep in one of the beds.

Before we get to the details in this case, can I ask why the niece of the renter of the property was in the house at all? If you’re renting a house out, that means YOU AREN’T LIVING IN IT. Certainly it wasn’t a roommate situation, so why in the hell was she there? Unless, of course, Justin has already vacated the city and took his styrofoam cup full of Sizzurp back to LA. That’s unclear at this point.

From TMZ:

Just after 5 PM, the niece of the guy who is renting his Atlanta Estate to Justin called the cops and said she came home and found “an Asian female” sleeping in one of her bedrooms.

She called the cops and when they entered the bedroom they found 5’5″, 110 lb Qianying Zhao sound asleep.   Cops woke her up and she had quite the story.  She said she had met Bieber on Twitter and was visiting him for a birthday party.

Sadly, she said she realized she was too late for the party so she decided to come to his house and wait for him.  She said she found an open door and let herself in.

Zhao was arrested for criminal trespass and placed into “double-locked handcuffs” with her hands behind her back.

Huh. A bit strange that doors were left open like that, and it’s “unclear” if Justin was actually there at the time, but whatever. Qianying can now get the full JB treatment as she’s carted off to jail.

Here’s a bonus for you that I came across while looking for a featured image for this post. Thug life!:

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Let’s Look at Some “Revealing” Justin Bieber Tattoo Photos

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Ever since Justin Bieber got arrested, Belieber stans have been doing whatever they can to access police documents, photos and video footage as part of the whole “freedom of information” laws we have – well, Florida has. Because of this, some more “private” images and footage have made it to the public.

Thanks to the Miami Beach Police, anyone who ever wanted to know about all of Justin Bieber’s tattoos and see them up close and personal is in luck! Apparently all these photos were taken so police could have record of his “identifying marks”. Now, you can check them out yourself!

Well, there ya go.

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Justin Bieber Still Loves Sizzurp

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I love that we’re still trying to “prove” that Justin Bieber really loves his Sizzurp and has a serious problem with drugs and alcohol. Apparently now we’ve got video proof, in the form of JB carrying a styrofoam cup (apparently a sure sign of “Lean” use?) on his way into an Atlanta club.

As we all know, Justin moved to Atlanta last month to be “closer to hip hop” and has apparently spiraled out of control since moving there with his drugs and alcohol. Sure, it’s “just” codeine, alcohol and weed, but the next story will be how he’s on to heroin or something.

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Justin Bieber’s Drug Use is “Out of Control” in Atlanta

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Justin Bieber moved to Atlanta to get closer to hip hop, apparently, and not only are his neighbours not so happy about his presence there, but apparently his drug use is spiraling out of control. Justin never leaves his house and is constantly high on his two favs: Sizzurp and weed. Well, that’s lovely.

From TMZ:

TMZ broke the story … Justin has had an alarming problem with sizzurp for well over a year, and he’s been a big fan of weed for a long time.  But since moving to Atlanta, we’re told he’s “constantly high” … rarely leaving the house.  As one source said, “Drinking more lean, smoking more weed than ever.”

When Justin lived in L.A. he had a schedule set up by people connected to his business.  Since moving to Atlanta, he has no schedule and no rules.

Some of the people in Bieber’s life that have confronted him about his drug use have been pushed away since Bieber made his move.  And we’re told — one by one — Bieber is removing people he says have “ratted” him out over his drug use.

Justin does spend a fair amount of time in the studio in Atlanta … working on hip hop … but we’re told rarely is he sober during those sessions.  And the thing is … that’s part of the rap game.

HAHAHAHA Justin Bieber working on hip hop. Now there’s a visual! Is this idiot serious? I seriously hope he Sizzurps himself right off this planet and into outer space. This kid has been given the world and could be SUCH a force of good and positivity (regardless of what you think about his cheesy music) and instead, he’s gone down this route. SMH. Stop trying to make your kids famous, parents. It’s seriously fucking them up.

Bonus: here’s a vid of JBiebs taking a sobriety test after his DUI arrest:

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