Fergie and Josh Duhamel welcomed their baby boy this morning. Hope she’s feeling maternal by now. What is with all the damn babies being born this month (and this whole summer?) Do people get super bored and super randy in the winter season?
They named their kid…get ready for this…Axl. Yes, after Axl Rose. AXL. Um.
Fergie is doing great after giving birth via C-section and is, according to TMZ, “recuperating in style, staying in one of the V.I.P. suites famously used by celebrities like Kim Kardashian.”
I know she’s a Guns ‘N Roses fan, but this is a bit much. Of course it’s her kid and she can name it whatever the hell she wants; not saying she can’t. It’s practically required of celebs to give their kids unusual names.
What are your thoughts on the name?
August 29, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Fergie’s “real name” isn’t actually Fergie. Until now! Ms. Stacy Ann Ferguson is now Fergie Duhamel (Pocono Record). She’s one of the few big stars I can think of who has changed their last name to their spouses’ (Josh Duhamel) professionally as well as personally. She didn’t even go halfsies on it, like Courtney Cox-Arquette. Speaking of a Friend, Aniston was reportedly thinking of changing her last name once she marries Justin Theroux. I can’t ever see that happening.
Fergie (official!) and Mr. Duhamel are expecting their first child.
DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME WHEN YOU GOT MARRIED?
August 17, 2013 at 2:02 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Never mind that it’s only August. Zimbio polled their readers and came up with the hottest 25 actors of 2013. Here’s who they are. Where do you stand? Do you agree or disagree? Number one was surprising to me, in the, “let pause and think, ‘…really?’” way. And can you guess who made the top 10 that also made the top 10 in the Ugliest Men list?
25. Alexander Skarsgard
24. Zac Efron
23. Chris Evans
22. Paul Walker
21. James Franco
20. Ben Affleck
19. Robert Downey Jr.
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
17. Jake Gyllenhaal
16. Liam Hemsworth
15. Ian Somerhalder
14. Orlando Bloom
13. George Clooney
12. Henry Cavill
11. Gerard Butler
10. Channing Tatum
9. Brad Pitt
8. Chris Hemsworth
7. Josh Duhamel
6. Johnny Depp
5. Bradley Cooper
4. Hugh Jackman
3. Ryan Reynolds
2. Ryan Gosling
1. Chris Pine
July 31, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Fergie and Josh Duhamel recently announced that they’re expecting their first child together, which is a big thing for any couple. Hilariously, it was a really big thing for Fergie herself, who got back to her roots and told it like it was when that plus sign showed up on her Clear Blue Easy.
From The New York Post:
“She was the one when we first found out that was like, ‘This [bleep] just got real,’ ” Duhamel told us at the Moves magazine party at Toy. “Those were the first words out of her mouth.”
He’s looking forward to fatherhood: “I’m not 24, I’ve got some life experience that I think I can impart. My mother was the disciplinarian and my father was more of a free spirit. Hopefully I’m somewhere in between.”
True, girl – that shit DID just get real, and it’s going to stay real for the rest of your damn life because kids will drain you of every ounce of energy and money you’ve got. On the other hand, they give lots of love and are rewarding, blah blah.
March 2, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Fergie, Black Eyed Pea, is expecting her first child with husband Josh Duhamel. Fergie is 37 and Duhamel is 40. Earlier today Ms. Ferg tweeted “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!!! #mylovelybabybump.” Cute. The two were married in 2009 in a wedding that probably costs more than anything you will ever buy in your life times 3. No but I’m happy for them, though. Especially because of this great quote from Fergie.
From USA Today:
I love (wearing) sweats.
Oh my God, Fergie. Girl. We have so much more in common than I ever realized.
She included a photo with her tweet of the two of them as children Photoshopped into one photo hanging out in a crib or something I don’t know I don’t really get it but it’s cute:
February 18, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Ever wanted to know what probably *slaps Fergie in the face on the regular as she tries to be sexy and pull stunts in the bedroom? Because now you do. And I’ve gone ahead and ruined the whole “guessing” part of this game, because I’ve given it away. The exposed balls belong to Josh Duhamel, and now that they’re out there, and I’ve posted them for the world to see, I’m wondering if it violates some kind of law, because I don’t quite know how old Josh Duhamel is in that picture. He better be eighteen, that’s all I’m saying.
I’m sorry I don’t have a current photo of Josh Duhamel’s balls, but I’m not sure they’re something we’d want to see after all these years of porking Fergie, anyhow, so for the sake of playing mix and match with face and balls (his face and his balls, not her face and his balls, even though they probably don’t look that much different anyway), here’s a photo of Josh Duhamel in case the balls mesmerized you so hard that you couldn’t remember what he looked like:
Cute, right? Nah, not really. I’m not—what would you say—”into” Josh Duhamel. I don’t quite get him. I sort of think he’s a tool, and I suppose that’s probably why I went ahead and posted photos of his tiny little balls hanging out of his tiny little gym shorts, because if it were an actor I, say, respected—like Ryan Gosling—oh. Right. You’re absolutely right. I’d do it then, too.
Last, this guy is sort of universally detested in this household (OK, by me and my husband, anyway; my kids don’t know who he is and aren’t allowed to say h-a-t-e anyway) so much so that he goes by the name Josh Douche-camel. Because man. It’s so fitting in so many ways.
Nice gonads, dude.
*Do you know what we used to call that
last week when we were kids? A FRAPPER. You heard it first here: a FRAPPER.