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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have settled on a prenup

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have been engaged for what seems like forever, and up until now they haven’t shown too much urgency in, you know, actually planning a wedding and getting married. That may all change this spring, however, as it seems they’ve actually settled on a prenup (SMART MOVE, Jen – don’t let no man get that good Friends money).

From XPosé Entertainment (which, whatever):

A source said: ”There’s been a lot of talk among friends that [the wedding] could be at their Bel Air home on May 16. They came to an agreement after Justin scaled down his demands – at one point he suggested a £1.3million ‘cheating clause’, but that’s now off the table.

”Jen’s fortune is considerably greater than Justin’s, but if the marriage ends, she’ll now only pay out £1million.”

The 46-year-old actress – who is believed to be worth £72 million compared to Justin’s £12 million – is also supposedly suffering some setbacks whilst planning the wedding as the couple’s families are having disagreements about the particulars of the event.

The source continued: ”Relations between Jen and Justin’s family have been fraught recently over the size and scale of the event.

”Justin’s mother Phyllis has been quite vocal about who she wants at the wedding, and while they both want to appease their families, they’d like to do it their own way.”

How on earth is Justin Theroux even worth £12 million? Is that £11 million from opportunities he’s received as a result of being with Jennifer Aniston, because…???

I’ll put $10 on this wedding never happening, but uh, congrats!

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Jennifer Aniston is sick of talking about Angelina Jolie

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When Jennifer Aniston isn’t being harangued about when she’s going to just have some babies already, she’s reminded that she should totally hate Angelina Jolie for tearing apart her marriage to Brad Pitt. The thing is, Jennifer has – like any normal person would – moved on with her life and has no negative feelings towards Angelina whatsoever, so everyone else needs to follow suit. In fact, she has nothing but nice things to say about Angie and her new movie, Unbroken.

From Entertainment Tonight:

“I think that’s slowly coming to an end. I really do,” she said about talk of their reported rivalry. “I mean, that movie is so beautiful and wonderful and she did such a gorgeous job. I think that it’s time people stop with that petty B.S. and just start celebrating great work and stop with the petty kind of silliness.”

“It’s just tiresome and old,” she added. “It’s like an old leather shoe. Let’s buy a new pair of shiny shoes.”

Well, who doesn’t like shiny new shoes?

Seriously, I can’t even believe she’s still being asked about something that’s a decade old. I mean, I’m sure Jennifer Aniston would rather talk about “The Rachel” haircut more than she wants to talk about Brangelina. Get on with it, people.

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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt got divorced – get over it, already!

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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were the world’s hottest couple during the late ’90s/early ’00s. Literally, we thought it could get no hotter (until, of course, he hooked up with Angelina Jolie). The whole situation was messed up – Brad very likely cheated on Jen with Angelina while filming a movie with her, though their relationship was already on the rocks. Jen was seen as the angel in this situation while Angelina was a homewrecking whore, yada yada. It’s all in the distant past now and everyone has moved on, of course, but some people feel like Jen must still be harboring some serious pain about the whole thing. WRONG!

Here’s how she explained it in an interview with Lee Cowan for CBS Sunday News:

“The fact that it still follows you around — I mean, I’m divorced. It’s gotta be painful. I mean, I don’t like it when people bring it up. But people still do, right?”

“I don’t find it painful, though,” Aniston said. “I think it’s a narrative that follows you because it’s an interesting headline. It’s more of a media-driven topic.”

“You’ve moved on, clearly.”

“Well, everybody has!” she laughed.

“You guys still talk? You friends?”

“We’ve exchanged good wishes and all that sort of stuff to each other, but not a constant thing. I mean, do you talk to your ex-wife?”

“No. … When I have do, I do.”

“There ya’ go!”

She’s currently engaged to actor Justin Theroux — happy and blissful, she says, despite the spotlight.

“But can you and Justin turn off all that noise and static?” Cowan asked.

“Oh, we do. We absolutely do. We know what our truth is. And that’s all just static.”

I truly do feel bad for Jennifer Aniston. I don’t think another actress has EVER been plagued by the amount of bullshit questioning she has ever since being with Brad. What happened to your marriage? Are you upset? Do you hate Angelina? Will you get married again? When will you have babies? Do you not want babies because you care about your career more? What about the babies?! And when are you getting married?! Like, I would seriously punch someone.

I’ve always found Jennifer Aniston really enjoyable and still do – especially since I’ve been rewatching Friends lately and she’s just so damn charming.

Here’s the full video of her interview, if you’re interested:

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Jennifer Aniston is still sick of you asking her about having kids

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Jennifer Aniston has been plagued with a lot of bullshit questions throughout her career. The most popular one has to do with kids: when she’s going to have some, why she doesn’t have any yet, wouldn’t she love kids, what will she name her kids, aren’t kids great, when are you going to be pregnant with a kid, yada yada. Well, she’s sick of it and frankly, thinks it’s a bit unfair.

From Allure:

“I don’t like [the pressure] that people put on me, on women – that you’ve failed yourself as a female because you haven’t procreated. I don’t think it’s fair. You may not have a child come out of your vagina, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t mothering – dogs, friends, friends’ children.”

“This continually is said about me: that I was so career-driven and focused on myself, that I don’t want to be a mother, and how selfish that is.”

Jen admitted that the criticism really gets to her, too – she gets “tight in the throat” even talking about it. But yo, Jen – I get that it can be hurtful when someone says something untrue about you, but what if it was true? So what if you valued your career and wanted to focus on that instead of changing your entire life to accommodate a baby? Is that not actually one of the most thoughtful things you can do – not having kids as accessories and pawning them off on others to raise just so you can look like you’re “having it all” when really you couldn’t give less of a shit about having babies?

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Jennifer Aniston discusses sex toys on ‘Conan’

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Jennifer Aniston may be a “good girl” in real life, but in Horrible Bosses 2, she’s a sex-crazed maniac… and she loves it. Jen has been saying in all her recent interviews that it’s pretty much one of her favourite roles she’s ever played because it’s so much fun to be so extreme. How extreme? Well, extreme enough that she wore a cock ring as a necklace in the movie, as she explained to Conan O’Brien.

The funniest part of the whole story is the fact that Jen actually chose the necklace from the wardrobe department because she thought it was just a nice piece of jewellery and they later informed her that she indeed chose a cock ring. Classy!

I have to admit, I’m surprised a sequel to Horrible Bosses was even made, since the first one kinda sucked, to be honest. But to each her own!

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Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow had a curse-off

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Since it’s the holidays and you’re likely stuck with your family all damn day, what better way to prepare yourself for the arguments about politics, religion and the latest news than by watching Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow curse each other out? It’s all for fun in their case, of course – this was on Jimmy Kimmel‘s show, natch.

I love these two, and it’s making me really nostalgic for Friends, so I think that’s how I’ll spend the rest of my Thanksgiving Day. Lisa’s outburst seems so much like when Phoebe went crazy playing that arcade game at Chandler and Monica’s when Ben walked in and heard it. Classic. That, and a plate of food, that is. Enjoy!

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Jennifer Aniston still hasn’t set a wedding date

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have been engaged for several years now, and while Jen has said before that she’s in no hurry to walk down the aisle, you’d have thought they’d maybe have started to plan a ceremony by now. That hasn’t happened, however, and while chatting with her real-life friend Ellen DeGeneres on Ellen’s show this week, the pair joked about the secrecy surrounding Jen’s big day.

Via US Weekly:

“I am your friend and I know a lot about you, but if I weren’t your friend, I have to discuss the crazy constant rumors of the wedding,” DeGeneres said, introducing the topic of marriage to the conversation.

“I know that I’ll know when the wedding is, but sometimes, because it is so secretive, when we’re invited [over] we’re like ‘I’m not in town….but should we be in town?’” she continued.

Aniston admitted it was a common concern! “Our friends Sacha [Baron Cohen] and Isla [Fisher] showed up for four little gatherings, about a year ago, in beautiful wedding wear. Even for the 4th July last year, Sacha was in a powder blue suit, and Isla was in a little cute dress and we were like, ‘Guys, it’s 4th July, we were in cut offs, eating hot dogs. We will actually let you know!’”

The 45-year-old actress revealed the questioning gets even worse around the holidays.

“For Thanksgiving, a friend of mine said, ‘I can’t come this year, but should I?’”

DeGeneres understood the dilemma. “That one time that Portia and I called, and it was very secretive, like there may be a thing this weekend, we’ll let you guys know where it is, and what time. And we were like, ‘Oooh, should we make that?’” the show host recalled.

“But you didn’t come,” Aniston added, laughing.

“We didn’t come because we didn’t need to,” agreed DeGeneres, cracking up. “I’m very busy. There has to be a wedding for me to stay in town!

So why do you think Jennifer and Justin haven’t tied the knot yet? I don’t think you need to get married to be committed, by any means, but if it’s not important to have that piece of paper, why even bother to get engaged? It all just seems strange… Do you think they’ll ever actually make it down the aisle?

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