I’m taking thirty seconds off from my disdain for Jimmy Kimmel, because he was actually sort of amusing, and willing to admit to being the douche that he is, on The View today. Jimmy recently broke up with his awesome on-again-off-again girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, and dressing up like Rosie O’Donnell didn’t keep the nosy ladies of The View from grilling him about it. When they asked him what happened, Jimmy responded: I’m a 41-year-old man with a bra filled with Koosh balls. What do you think happened? I’m an imbecile and she couldn’t date an imbecile anymore.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
March 9, 2009 at 1:09 pm by Evil Beet
Poor Sarah. First her show budget gets crapped on, and now, this.
Despite a reconciliation that gave them both cause for laughs, late-night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel, 41, and comedian Sarah Silverman, 38, have split.
No reason was revealed for their second breakup. The funny duo dated for five years before they called it quits last July. But they rekindled their relationship just a few months later. “They’re taking it slow,” a source told PEOPLE last fall. “They’re on the road back to being together.”
For my own selfish reasons, I hope there’s another Matt Damon collab in the works but those kinds of things really only happen once in a lifetime.
March 8, 2009 at 8:43 am by Soleil
Sarah Silverman may be unwilling to talk about the status of her relationship with Jimmy Kimmel, but, listen, friends don’t let friends put their hands there. I’m just saying.
Leaving Howard Stern’s wedding.
October 7, 2008 at 7:50 pm by Evil Beet
After breaking all our hearts by splitting up, it looks like Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have reconciled, and are back in each other’s hearts and pants.
Cameras caught the two of them holding hands and looking very much together in LA this weekend.
As much as I hate Jimmy Kimmel, this is kind of heart warming. It’s like when I heard Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling got back together. You just hate to see true love broken apart.
September 29, 2008 at 9:27 am by Evil Beet
As much as I hate Jimmy Kimmel — and I can’t even quite recall why anymore, but I’m certain I do — I have to give him some props for this hilarious interview with Lauren Conrad.
Just start around 4:05 and don’t stop until it’s over. Honestly. Don’t stop until it ends. You have to watch the clip of The Hills they run at the very end. The whole thing is LOL-tastic.
Here’s a spoiler: Jimmy forces her to watch one of Heidi Montag’s music videos.
September 2, 2008 at 7:44 pm by Evil Beet
God bless tipsters.
Gawker’s got one that says Jimmy Kimmel’s already getting into the pants of one Molly McNearney, who’s been promoted rapidly from assistant to head writer on Jimmy Kimmel Live. She’s pictured above.
Ah, sleeping your way to the top. A time-honored tradition. At least Sarah Silverman had the dignity to be an established comedian before she let Jimmy stick it in her.
Oh, and in case I haven’t mentioned it yet today, Jimmy Kimmel sucks.