The cast of Jersey Shore headed to the New York Stock Exchange this morning to ring the bell and start the day of trading. I have no words, but maybe you do.
Find out why The Situation may not make it back for another season of Jersey Shore And before you do, I’ll have you know that the gentleman in the off-white turtleneck in the center of the photo is Jersey Shore‘s Mike “The Sitution” Sorrentino... That, and they’re all on “strike,” now.
MTV had given the show’s cast ’til last Friday to bring figures to the table for contract negotiation, and all but... Lookin' good, guys. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. I guess stranger things have happened, huh?
Last night, The Situation celebrated his 28th birthday (which is not until next week — July... Did you guys watch Jimmy Kimmel’s show last night? If not, you probably should have. It was an hour-long special promoting the premiere of Eclipse, and it was wonderfully titled... These guys are far from my type (except for that one time when I was very, very seriously dating The Situation), but they are somebody’s type…. and most of those somebodies are... Jersey Shore‘s Snooki out and about, partying in Toronto this past week with a, uh, new friend. So, Snooki, at 4’9″, claims that she weighs 110 pounds. Now, I’ll be honest: I’m not a good estimator when it comes to height-weight ratios, but I think that sounds... Maybe. According to a recent nomination for “America’s Best DJ,” Jersey Shore‘s orange, shellacked, crappy music-spinning character, Pauly D could be crowned with... If there’s anything I can’t stand more than poofy-haired, whiny, crooning “racist penis” John Mayer, it’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. So to...
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