I love him so much, dating him might be weird! We’re just really close friends. [We] have always had a great chemistry together.
—Jennie Garth on what it’d be like to date the man that she just loves so much. But more importantly, is Luke Perry bad enough of a boy for her? And will Peter Facinelli be jealous enough? I mean, his new girlfriend seems to be doing enough gushing on her own, which means they’re probably pretty happy together, so would he, like, even care?
So many questions, guys. So many.
December 20, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t care much for either one of them, but hell’s bells, the sure looked pretty hot, huh?
The GQ Men of the Year Awards happened last night, and because I’m positive that you’re just dying to know who won, I’ll indulge your whims and … well, I’ll tell you. Here’s the official list:
International Breakthrough Man: Chris Hemsworth
Designers of the Year: Dolce & Gabbana
Politician of the Year: Boris Johnson
Chef of the Year: Wolfgang Puck
Sportsman of the Year: Didier Drogba
Inspiration of the Year: Sir Salman Rushdie
Legend: Sir Tom Jones
Solo Artist: Tinie Tempah
Writer of the Year: Aaron Sorkin
Outstanding Achievement: Gary Barlow
Most Stylish Man: Dermot O’Leary
TV Personality: Damian Lewis
International Man: John Slattery
Icon of the Year: Robbie Williams
Woman of the Year: Lana Del Rey
Team of the Year: Team GB
Lifetime Achievement: Bradley Wiggins
Comedian of the Year: Sacha Baron Cohen
Entrepreneurs: Chris Corbin and Jeremy King
Actor of the Year: Michael Fassbender
November 14, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
“I only like guys that are not nice. … It’s not like I want somebody to treat me badly. I want somebody who looks like they could treat me badly, but then really treats me really good. [I want a man who's] tall, a bad boy, tattooed and financially secure…and has to like sex!”
Isn’t that kind of like what Sandra Bullock said about Jesse James all those years ago? Because I think it is. Also, Peter Facinelli allegedly cheated on Jennie Garth. How much “badder” does she want—does she want to be slapped around and used as a urinal or something? Or is she insinuating that she wants Luke Perry again after all these years, because we all know how “bad” of a boy he was on 90210.
I don’t know. I just don’t get these women who say, “Oooh, yes, I want a BAD BOY. I want a boy (? and who really wants a BOY, anyway; f-ck that noise, I want a MAN) who’s all rough and gruff and blah blah blah and then I’m going to be all SURPRISED and DEVASTATED when that bad boy actually turns out to be legitimately bad and screws me over and drains my bank account and then fantasy of the bad boy being all soft and cuddly like a teddy bear inside, you know, just how they are in all those romance books I read on the regular, is DEAD and I can’t even move ON with my life.” I think that’s really a bunch of shit, to be honest.
Jennie Garth? If that’s you? I don’t know what to tell you aside from “Grow up.” That’d probably be my best advice in this department.
November 4, 2012 at 11:00 am by Sarah
See this picture? This is what Jennie Garth has been doing since her split with Peter Facinelli. That, and possibly having sex with former co-star, Luke Perry, which still completely tickles in all the right places when I think about it.
Yes, it must be nice to be able to frolick and play and date decidedly-still-hot former heartthrobs while your loser of an ex-husband is doing nothing much these days—except prepping for the Breaking Dawn Part 2 premiere, which is sure to not be focused on him whatsoever.
See? It’s true: what goes around, comes around.
September 3, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
Or if the Beverly Hills 90210 reference is a little dated for you, it’s Luke Perry and Jennie Garth, together again! … Because they used to work together, you know.
From Us Weekly, Jennie spills that she and former co-star, Luke Perry, are working together to write a sitcom, and she’s looking forward to it because they “really love each other”:
“We want to work together again because we really love each other and it would be nice to spend time together working. It’s a good day at work when you’re with people you know and that you like.”
First of all, the nineties fangirl in me would just f-cking squee all over the place if these two ended up hooking up, because come on. What, in the nineties, was hotter than the idea of Kelly and Dylan *really* hooking up (aside from Brenda and Kelly, like, I don’t know … mud-wrestling over Dylan or something)? I’m not going to say that this sitcom idea is the best in the world or anything, because I’m not really sure these two have it in ‘em to be writing a hit television series, but hey. We’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and move right on.
On a related note, remember how we were talking about Jennie losing so much weight after her split with Peter Facinelli? According to girlfriend, it was all lost because of diet and exercise, and not so much heartbreak:
“I’m just taking care of myself: Eating less, exercising more, drinking a lot of coconut water. I eat a lot of Greek yogurt: Greek yogurt in the morning, salads and proteins the rest of the day and maybe a cupcake if I’ve been a good girl. I don’t believe in depriving yourself of things you want.”
And this girl does want
Dylan McKay Luke Perry back, right? Because Lord knows, I think she can get him if she wants him—and if that picture up top—that completely and utterly blissed-out looking picture—is any indication, then I’d definitely go ahead and say that they’ll probably be sleeping together before the year’s out.
August 25, 2012 at 8:00 am by Sarah
Oh girl. Girl. I’m feeling your pain. Seriously. It’s so obvious that you’re hurting over this divorce with that stupid, stupid Peter Facinelli, and unlike some other blogs that’ve run these photos, I don’t think you’re losing this weight as a “Hey, watch me turn over a new leaf and look all good and stuff as revenge against my ex-husband,” because I just know that you’re all torn up about this divorce. It shows in everything you’ve done and in every public statement you’ve made since Peter basically announced that he was sick of your ass and moving on to different things.
See, one time I dated this real, real big dick of a guy, and I was just so stressed out all the time. Seriously. I let this dude get the best of my self-esteem and my trust, and it just resulted in a nervous stomach, sleepless nights, and an eventual loss of twenty pounds that I kind of needed to be considered in the lower part of that “healthy” weight range bracket thing. I finally separated myself from the situation, and girl, it was a long time ago (ten years, believe it or not), but I still haven’t forgotten how to recognize a lady going through the same kind of situation.
Chin up, Jennie. Like everything else, this’ll pass, too.