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Jeff Goldblum

15Jeff Goldblum’s Beach Body: Would You, Still?

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Because oh my God would I ever.

We’ve talked about Jeff Goldblum in the past, and we’ve all pretty much agreed that he’s one of the hottest over-fifty dudes in Hollywood (if not, you know, the hottest over-fifty dude in Hollywood), and these pictures (some of which are in the gallery) are definitely the hottest recent pictures that Jeff’s taken. Especially when you consider the fact that he looked like this a mere two years ago. Because that was just bad bad bad.

Question of the day: would you still hit it?

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July 20, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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0Jeff Goldblum Gets Handsy on Conan

Conan O’Brien makes the mistake of asking guest Jeff Goldblum what he thinks of the newish studio. “It feels fantastic,” Goldblum replies, clutching at air.

“I’m trying to drink it all in!” Goldblum says. Then he feels the desk, touches the leather, admires the flowers (“Real flowers? Orange! The guru’s color”).

“You’re such a strange man,” Conan finally blurts. “You’re very tactile.”

No, I don’t know why I’ve been so into Conan lately. But it probably has to do with all that envelope-pushing.

I do sure love me some Jeff Goldblum, though. I very briefly dated a fellow who was a lot like Jeff Goldblum, what with the childlike wonderment and all the grappling, and at the time it drove me insane. Insane. And now I think, what was wrong with me? Jeff Goldblum is the best!

Oh, just watch Jeff Goldblum awhile. You will be delighted. Jeff Goldblum will make your day. (And then watch this, which is my favorite Jeff Goldblum video. And then maybe print one of these out.)

November 17, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Jenn

2Jeff Goldblum Does Coachella

All right, I know I’m a few days late with this.  I’m aware of that.  But I’m still a little shaken up from the tornadoes that ripped through my town and, you know, my region of the U.S. last night, so I think you guys can cut me a little slack here. Also, it’s Jeff Goldblum, and you can’t not love Jeff Goldblum.

April 28, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Emily

7Love It or Love It: Jeff Goldblum’s Colonitail

Jeff Goldblum's Baby Ponytail

My homie Chuck dropped a bomb on me last year, ready? When a dude has a small ponytail like that, you can refer to it as a “Colonitail”, as in, “Colonial ponytail.” I know. Changed my life, too.

Anyway, so I saw these pictures of the extremely relevant Jeff Goldblum out in London, doing him and rocking the baby pony and I thought to myself, “What a bold and interesting move. Surely I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t share this.”

So I’m sharing it. Five photos of Jeff Goldblum and his lil Coloni. Sophisticated style for a sophisticated older gentleman.

August 19, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Molls
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