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Jeff Goldblum Is Gonna Be A Dad!


Jeff Goldblum, as Dr. Ian Malcolm, muttered in Jurassic Park, “Life, uh, finds a way.” And that’s exactly what happened because the 62-year-old and his 32-year-old wife, Emilie Livingston, are expecting a baby. Hooray for them! He announced the news on David Letterman‘s show. From PEOPLE:

“She’s three months pregnant. She told me the day before we got married,” shared the Portlandia guest star. “It’s a boy. We picked out a name as a matter of fact. If it stays — this is our current thinking — [it’ll be] Elliott Charlie.”

Anyone else read that statement with his voice in their head? I know I did.

Gotta say, I’m a little jealous of Ms. Livingston. Jeff Golblum has always been one of my celeb crushes. I can’t explain why; he just is. But here’s wishing the best to both of them!

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61-year-old Jeff Goldblum is engaged to his 31-year-old girlfriend

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Jeff Goldblum is an absolute legend. He may officially be a senior citizen and rocking the ripe old age of 61, but he’s still got it. That being said, it’s no surprise that he’s managed to hook himself a much younger woman – and now he and his 31-year-old girlfriend Emilie Livingston are engaged!

The big news was announced on Twitter, as you do, by Emilie herself:

I sorta love this, even though I think it’s completely doomed. Yesssss!

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Jeff Goldblum’s Beach Body: Would You, Still?

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Because oh my God would I ever.

We’ve talked about Jeff Goldblum in the past, and we’ve all pretty much agreed that he’s one of the hottest over-fifty dudes in Hollywood (if not, you know, the hottest over-fifty dude in Hollywood), and these pictures (some of which are in the gallery) are definitely the hottest recent pictures that Jeff’s taken. Especially when you consider the fact that he looked like this a mere two years ago. Because that was just bad bad bad.

Question of the day: would you still hit it?

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Jeff Goldblum Gets Handsy on Conan

Conan O’Brien makes the mistake of asking guest Jeff Goldblum what he thinks of the newish studio. “It feels fantastic,” Goldblum replies, clutching at air.

“I’m trying to drink it all in!” Goldblum says. Then he feels the desk, touches the leather, admires the flowers (“Real flowers? Orange! The guru’s color”).

“You’re such a strange man,” Conan finally blurts. “You’re very tactile.”

No, I don’t know why I’ve been so into Conan lately. But it probably has to do with all that envelope-pushing.

I do sure love me some Jeff Goldblum, though. I very briefly dated a fellow who was a lot like Jeff Goldblum, what with the childlike wonderment and all the grappling, and at the time it drove me insane. Insane. And now I think, what was wrong with me? Jeff Goldblum is the best!

Oh, just watch Jeff Goldblum awhile. You will be delighted. Jeff Goldblum will make your day. (And then watch this, which is my favorite Jeff Goldblum video. And then maybe print one of these out.)

Love It or Love It: Jeff Goldblum’s Colonitail

Jeff Goldblum's Baby Ponytail

My homie Chuck dropped a bomb on me last year, ready? When a dude has a small ponytail like that, you can refer to it as a “Colonitail”, as in, “Colonial ponytail.” I know. Changed my life, too.

Anyway, so I saw these pictures of the extremely relevant Jeff Goldblum out in London, doing him and rocking the baby pony and I thought to myself, “What a bold and interesting move. Surely I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t share this.”

So I’m sharing it. Five photos of Jeff Goldblum and his lil Coloni. Sophisticated style for a sophisticated older gentleman.