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Jeff Goldblum

Jeff Goldblum Is Gonna Be A Dad!

Jeff Goldblum, as Dr. Ian Malcolm, muttered in Jurassic Park, “Life, uh, finds a way.” And that’s exactly what happened because the 62-year-old and his 32-year-old wife, Emilie Livingston, are expecting a baby. Hooray for them! He announced the news on David Letterman‘s show. From PEOPLE: “She’s three months...

Jeff Goldblum’s Beach Body: Would You, Still?

Because oh my God would I ever. We’ve talked about Jeff Goldblum in the past, and we’ve all pretty much agreed that he’s one of the hottest over-fifty dudes in Hollywood (if not, you know, the hottest over-fifty dude in Hollywood), and these pictures (some of which are in the gallery) are definitely the hottest recent pictures...

Love It or Love It: Jeff Goldblum’s Colonitail

My homie Chuck dropped a bomb on me last year, ready? When a dude has a small ponytail like that, you can refer to it as a “Colonitail”, as in, “Colonial ponytail.” I know. Changed my life, too. Anyway, so I saw these pictures of the extremely relevant Jeff Goldblum out in London, doing him and rocking the baby pony and I...