Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Jason Lewis

YOU WANKER! THERE IS NO OTHER NEWS!

Have you ever seen The Second Civil War? You haven’t? It’s a 1997 comedy about an immigration issue that spirals into a second U.S. Civil War. It’s funny — you should watch it. (You should get high first.) The point is, there’s a very important scene in this movie: two news anchors are reporting live on camera on the...