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Jason Biggs

2Oh, Jason Biggs, No

See, we just don’t mock people that do things like this. Because it’s not normal, and unless you’re under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol Lindsay Lohan, then chances are, it’s mental illness that makes you do them. And mental illness is just not funny or worthy of mockery. Just ask Britney Spears.

Anyway, it all went down in a Chicago news station, where Jason stripped down to his birthday suit and ran around for awhile in a tongue-in-cheek attempt to mock the public breakdown of Invisible Children’s founder, Jason Russell. Nothing says “drum up publicity for a movie that’s sure to suck” more than public nudity. Stifler was also in attendance, but kept his clothes on unfortunately. And I say “unfortunately,” because seeing Stifler naked is probably the lesser of two evils when you think about Jason Biggs, and this clip (the NSFW red-band trailer for American Reunion) does nothing for his appeal factor:

Nope, not funny, Jason. Not one bit.

March 23, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
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0Here’s Some American Reunion Stills!

photo of chris klein and jason biggs on the set of american reunion pictures photos trailer

Can you guys seriously believe that American Pie came out twelve years ago? TWELVE YEARS AGO. It was on television the other night and I happened to catch, like, the last twenty minutes of it and it took me way, way back. I was sixteen when the movie came out and it seems like it was just yesterday. Frightening, really, how fast the time has gone since 1999.

Either way, it’s pretty awesome that they’re making a reunion movie, because not only will it be fun to reminisce over with old friends, it’s giving Tara Reid and Chris Klein the only jobs they’ve had in years. You just know that’s the mark of a good movie: one that serves multiple purposes, you know?

Were the American Pie movies (well, at least the first one anyway, they all kind of sucked hard after the first one) an integral part of your adolescence, too?

July 27, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

5Not Divorced Yet!

Jason Biggs takes his quickie-wedding wife, Jenny Mollen, to the premiere of My Best Friend’s Girl, and they still look happy as can be!

Good for you, Jason!

September 16, 2008 at 10:24 am by Evil Beet