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Jason Biggs

1Has Jason Biggs always been such a dickhead?

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I feel like I just tried to forget Jason Biggs was a thing that exists in the world for many years, and I succeeded until I started watching Orange is the New Black and then I couldn’t anymore. Then he started doing interviews because he actually booked another job after American Pie, and every time he opens his mouth to speak, it’s just a whole lot of bullshit that comes out.

Nevermind that he’s classless enough to talk shit about women’s bodies (as if he’s anything to look at – newsflash: no thanks) and exploit the Jewish community, but now he’s bragging about how his wife let him have a threesome with a prostitute but he didn’t really enjoy it because he wanted to see some lesbian action and it didn’t really happen. This talk all happened on The View, by the way.

“We are very open people, we are real people. My wife is amazing. This is not a habitual thing on our part. We don’t have a group of prostitutes who come in and out of our house on a regular basis.”

“I didn’t have a good time in the end,” he admitted. “It took three ladies over the course of three different days. Let’s just say I didn’t complete the mission. My wife found the whole thing to be quite hysterical even while it was happening. She was actually on the bed, watching, eating a bag of chips, laughing, so as you can imagine, I wasn’t really performing to the best of my abilities. Also, said prostitute wasn’t engaging with my wife the way I hoped she would and so it all kind of fell apart, and the rest is in the book.”

Apparently Candace Cameron-Bure asked his wife about this when she was on the show a few days prior because she wrote about the experience in her new book. Candace is a pretty strict Christian, so obviously she’s going to disagree with the decision and she said as much during the broadcast. Jason’s response? Classy as ever:

“Candace, I love her, but she was asking for more details,” he told the show’s hosts. “I think she just wanted us to demonstrate with her.”

Oh yes, definitely. Because she disagrees with what you do, it must just be because she wants you so badly. The fuck is with this asshole? How can ANYONE like him?

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June 20, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Jason Biggs, Um, Awkward

3Jason Biggs Slams Tara Reid

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Jason Biggs surprised us all by revealing he’s actually not Jewish, and now he’s surprising us again — by saying some incredibly mean things about former co-star Tara Reid. Yeah, Tara’s been a hot mess, but she’s pulling it together and I don’t see the point in kicking someone when they’re down (or, getting up.) But Mr. Biggs disagrees.

While chatting with Joan Rivers on her latest talk show, he was asked to choose between Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid in a segment called “Live Or Die.” Here’s his response, via E!:

Lindsay Lohan stays.

[...] she’s got nice boobs, she really does. Lindsay’s got nice boobs. Tara’s body—I don’t know what’s going on with it. I don’t think she ever knows what’s going on with it.

[...] Lindsay doesn’t know what’s going on with Tara’s body either. No one knows what’s going on with Tara’s body.

Dude, come on. That’s a bit much.

I think he went too far. What do you guys think?

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June 14, 2014 at 8:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Jason Biggs, Tara Reid

8Jason Biggs loves that you think he’s Jewish

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Ladies and gentlemen, I have something important to tell you: Jason Biggs isn’t Jewish. Shocked? A lot of people are, and Jason himself knows it. In fact, he’s made a career of playing Jewish people and he likes that you think he’s one of the Chosen People… but he ain’t.

From Haaretz:

“There’s not a day that goes by where someone doesn’t say to me, ‘Wait, what? You’re not Jewish?’ They’re totally shocked,” Biggs says on the phone from Los Angeles. This, despite the fact that his Twitter tagline is “The Jewiest Looking Non-Jew.”

But it’s more than just his looks, says the actor, who was raised Catholic in New Jersey and is of English and Italian descent. “I think there is a physical thing, obviously, I think I have a certain look – if you can say there is a Jewish look, I would certainly fall right into that,” he says. But, he adds, his characters have “a certain nervousness, a certain pathos, a certain everyman kind of quality,” which are identifiably Jewish traits.

“It goes back a long, long time – I’ve been playing Jewish characters almost exclusively since I was a little kid,” says Biggs, 36.

But why does he seem so Jewish? Did he grow up around it, like many East Coast kids?

“That’s the funny part. Where I grew up there were only two Jewish kids in my entire school,” he said. So, in other words, no. The only thing he can think of is that as a young actor, he traveled a lot to New York and played Jewish roles and had a window into that world. “I got to know and understand the religion and the culture more than most kids in my town.”

Well… cool? I mean, this is sort of a bizarre bit of cultural appropriation that you don’t often see – and that most people wouldn’t be so blatant about, but I don’t think Jason Biggs has ever tried to be anything other than obnoxious at best and downright insufferable at worst, so knock yourself out, bro.

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June 8, 2014 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
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2Oh, Jason Biggs, No

See, we just don’t mock people that do things like this. Because it’s not normal, and unless you’re under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol Lindsay Lohan, then chances are, it’s mental illness that makes you do them. And mental illness is just not funny or worthy of mockery. Just ask Britney Spears.

Anyway, it all went down in a Chicago news station, where Jason stripped down to his birthday suit and ran around for awhile in a tongue-in-cheek attempt to mock the public breakdown of Invisible Children’s founder, Jason Russell. Nothing says “drum up publicity for a movie that’s sure to suck” more than public nudity. Stifler was also in attendance, but kept his clothes on unfortunately. And I say “unfortunately,” because seeing Stifler naked is probably the lesser of two evils when you think about Jason Biggs, and this clip (the NSFW red-band trailer for American Reunion) does nothing for his appeal factor:

Nope, not funny, Jason. Not one bit.

March 23, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
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0Here’s Some American Reunion Stills!

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Can you guys seriously believe that American Pie came out twelve years ago? TWELVE YEARS AGO. It was on television the other night and I happened to catch, like, the last twenty minutes of it and it took me way, way back. I was sixteen when the movie came out and it seems like it was just yesterday. Frightening, really, how fast the time has gone since 1999.

Either way, it’s pretty awesome that they’re making a reunion movie, because not only will it be fun to reminisce over with old friends, it’s giving Tara Reid and Chris Klein the only jobs they’ve had in years. You just know that’s the mark of a good movie: one that serves multiple purposes, you know?

Were the American Pie movies (well, at least the first one anyway, they all kind of sucked hard after the first one) an integral part of your adolescence, too?

July 27, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

5Not Divorced Yet!

Jason Biggs takes his quickie-wedding wife, Jenny Mollen, to the premiere of My Best Friend’s Girl, and they still look happy as can be!

Good for you, Jason!

September 16, 2008 at 10:24 am by Evil Beet