Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner’s Ho?

Kendra Wilkinson posted a picture of her very pregnant self on her blog.  Why do people insist on torturing their animals by putting them in Santa apparel?  In human terms, I guess it’s similar to those folks who Scotch tape a bow on their bald-skulled babies. Anyway, according to Kendra, her dogs Rascal and Martini are dressed as Mr. and...

Hugh Hefner Finally Gets Around to Divorcing

Hugh Hefner and his wife Kimberly Conrad (she’s an ex-Playmate, obviously) split back in 1998.  She really has been the original “girl next door” as she lived in a property adjacent to the manse where she lived with their two sons.  Now, after many years of very cordial separation, things are getting a bit ugly.   Hef sold...

Pictures from the Midsummer Night’s Dream Party at the Playboy Mansion, Just Because

Their PR chick sent ’em over, and some of them are pretty sexy. Except for the one Scott Baio’s in. But please check out the one of Shaq, whose right hand basically spans the length of some chick’s torso. I was just thinking about this tonight. You know, I’m tired of people saying there’s no way to tell how big a...

Hef Can’t Tell His Sluts Apart

Hugh Hefner is old and starting to sound really old.  He admitted at a recent Playmate of the Year part that was held at the manse, that he can’t keep his twins straight. Karissa and Kristina Shannon are identical twins, save one little mark on one of their necks.  Heck, he couldn’t even see the departure of the original three girls...