7Look Out! Hilary Duff’s Lips Are About to Blow!

Oh man. I never thought I’d say this (oh … wait), but Hilary Duff did something with her face that I totally dislike.

Is it just a matter of time before she ends up looking like any of these ladies?

Sure as shit hope not, but hey—everyone makes mistakes sometimes, right?

January 25, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

4This is How Hilary Duff’s Getting Back in Shape Post-Baby

Remember how we talked about Hilary Duff being a US size 2 not so long ago? Because after seeing this picture, and what goes into her daily workouts, I can definitely see how she might be a US size 2, my goodness.

This photo is courtesy of Hilary‘s Twitter via Instagram, and it shows girlfriend in a position that makes me know that her baby’s delivery was a vaginal, and not a C-section, because as a woman who had a C-section almost an entire year ago, I still cringe and hold the guts that aren’t falling out, in.

Doesn’t she just look wonderful, guys? Gracious. Color me good-naturedly envious.

January 10, 2013 at 11:30 am by Sarah

17I Love You, Hilary Duff, But You’re Not a Size 2 Yet, I’m Sorry

See this picture? This is a photo of Hilary Duff, and it was taken this past weekend during a shopping trip. Which means it was recent within a few days. Let me take you to another photo that Hilary herself Tweeted over the last few days, which shows a nice pair of Rag and Bone jeans—in a size 26, which I hear is about a US size 2:

And here’s the Tweet that went along:

Yaaaa bitches! @gabejohns your kickin my ass and its paying off! Skinny jeans! LETS GO!

And while she looks gorgeous, and frankly, doesn’t need to lose any more weight, there is no way that she’s a size two. She just isn’t. And striving to be a size 2, in my humblest of opinions, might be a little much on Hilary. She’s not naturally built like Kate Moss—and I think a 26 is going to be way too small for Hilary if, indeed, that’s what her goal size is. This is what Hilary looked like at her thinnest (and definitely not her best):

Let sleeping dogs lie, girl. Let ‘em lie.

December 4, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

0New BFF Alert: Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan!

If you’ve been keeping up with gossip for a great long while, or if you read Tiger Beat during lunch in middle school because the principal decided it was a great idea to have assigned seating that switched every week so all the students could mingle with each other which sounded like an ok idea until you had to sit with the class douchebag who made crude remarks about your love for Harry Potter and something about Hedwig, a wand, and your vagina, you might remember that Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan have never liked each other all that much. See, in 2002, Lindsay was dating Aaron Carter. But then Aaron started dating Hilary. Without ever breaking up with Lindsay. So naturally, the two ladies decided to hate each other.

The feud has been going on for the past ten years (can you imagine, hating someone for ten years because of Aaron Carter?). Sometimes there are reports that they’re cool with each other, and sometimes there are reports that they still actively detest each other, but right now, right at this moment in time, everything is changing. Because now, they’re friends:

Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan have reportedly become good friends after settling a decade-long feud.

The pair have been enemies since Lindsay accused Hilary of stealing her now ex-boyfriend Aaron Carter in 2003. Hilary and Lindsay gave each other the silent treatment for years until secretly meeting up. After chatting during their visit, the girls decided to end their war.

“Hilary was pleasantly surprised at how mature Lindsay was when they met up,” a source told Star magazine. “Now they text all the time!”

Hilary welcomed her first child, five-month-old son Luca Cruz, with husband Mike Comrie this year. The couple have been married for a little over two years and Lindsay, who has faced a string of legal problems recently, respects their union.

“[Lindsay] feels like Hilary could be a good influence—she has a healthy marriage, just had a baby and doesn’t care about clubbing,” the insider explained.

Successful entrepreneur Hilary may be willing to help Lindsay with her career. Hosting the Liz & Dick actress at her home in the future is also a possibility.

“Hilary has already put the word out to her husband, Mike, to think about potential setups for Lindsay,” the source said.

If anything in the whole entire world is true, I want it to be this story. I want Hilary to spread the word that Lindsay Lohan is back, and I want her to land a movie for both of them to do together (a remake of Beaches, there, I did it). I want Hilary to invite Lindsay to her house so they can just chill together, and Hilary’s son can grow up knowing the tender presence of his Auntie Lindsay. And Lindsay can meet a nice hockey player through Hilary’s husband, and they can get married and have children of their own. It would be so incredible, wouldn’t it?

September 7, 2012 at 11:30 am by Emily

11Hilary Duff and Kate Beckinsale Talk Post-Baby Bodies

You know what I love? Seriously, all joking aside? When I hear certain celebrities talking like they’re normal people, when everyone thinks that the idea couldn’t be further from the truth for some of them. See, Hilary Duff has been a big proponent of “the weight’ll come off when the weight comes off,” and now Kate Beckinsale‘s jumping on the wagon, too, because she apparently put on a crap-ton of weight during her pregnancy (though you wouldn’t know it to look at her size zero body now).

From a recent interview with Glamour UK, Kate on pregnancy and what it does to womens’ bodies:

“There’s an obsessional hatred of normal human processes. Pregnancy changes a woman’s body and it should. It isn’t normal to not look like you’ve had a baby immediately after you’ve had a baby. I was gigantic after I had Lily – I put on a good 3 ½ stone, and it didn’t go ‘til I stopped breast feeding… I was lucky that Britain wasn’t so paparazzi-orientated [then]. I was allowed to get on with it and enjoy my baby – and figure out what being a mother was all about instead of worrying about [fitting into] my f**king jeans.”

Which I agree with. Women would be better off focused on the important things post-baby, and not—if I can take a page out of Kate’s vocabulary book—fitting into their f-cking jeans.

Hilary, who was also under fire this past week for—oh my God, can you imagine—wearing a bathing suit in public when she’s not yet “done” losing her baby weight (see above photo), responds through In Touch magazine and has some point-blank things to say about those criticizing her body and those dwelling on shit that just. doesn’t. matter:

“Say it to my face. I’m not perfect, but I feel fantastic. This is how it goes for most women – the weight doesn’t fall off overnight. I don’t care what people say. I’m not back to where I want to be, but I’m not stressing it.”

This was in response to certain critics who claim that Hilary is disgusting and slovenly and lazy because she’s not back to her former weight a whole THIRTEEN WEEKS after her son, Luca Cruz, was born. Here’s the best of the comments, also from In Touch:

“A month or so ago I was concerned that she wouldn’t even try to lose weight,” wrote one online critic. “Now I’m convinced she doesn’t even care how she looks, gross!”

Can we get an ‘amen’ here? Seriously, guys.

July 3, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah

9Hilary Duff Was Caught With a Cigarette, People Predictably Freaked Out

From OTRC:

Hilary Duff, a former Disney Channel star who gave birth to her first child in March, says she is “pretty bummed” about a recent paparazzi photo that shows her holding a lit cigarette, adding that it was for a friend.

The picture was taken outside Rock & Reilly’s Irish Pub in the West Hollywood area of Los Angeles on Friday and posted on websites of outlets such as the UK newspaper The Daily Mail. Duff’s son, Luca, was not with her.

“Yikes me holding a cigarette for my friend might have been a bad idea!” she said on her Twitter page on Monday. “Pretty bummed about the photo.. Sorry guys, looks worst than it is!”

Online responses to the photo have been mixed, while an MTV article titled “Please Don’t Smoke, Hilary Duff!” stated: “PLEASE STOP HILARY!! We love you and all, but you just created your amazing, perfect, and adorable family. There’s really no need to add cigarettes into the equation.”

First of all, Hilary, stop. Just stop. I mean, who the hell “holds” cigarettes for friends? That’s lame. That’s as lame as that one guy I dated telling me that the telephone number on a slip of paper in his jeans pocket was from a girl for his cousin after he’d left a bar. Lame, lame, lame. Second, no one who doesn’t smoke holds a cigarette like they smoke. You look like a practiced veteran, girl. Let’s not try to pretend this is something that it’s clearly not.

Last? Hilary’s a grown-ass woman. While some people are totally anti-smoking, maybe she’s not one of them. Maybe it’s her business if she wants to light up a Marlboro Light every now and again when she’s away from the house and out on the scene. Maybe people shouldn’t be so quick to beg her to quit, since it’s really none of their business anyway.

June 20, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah