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Heidi Fleiss Arrested For Smoking the Good Stuff Again

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Poor Heidi Fleiss. All she wants to do is grow some weed and get high as a fucking kite for the rest of her days. Is that so much to ask? Well, it is when you consider that she got behind the wheel of a car and try to drive while stoned. You see, Heidi got pulled over in Pahrump, Nevada in the early hours of Wednesday morning and was not only baked as hell, she also had 4 oz of green and $10,000 in cash in her vehicle.

From TMZ:

Fleiss was eventually hauled to a nearby cop shop, where she was booked for DUI (marijuana), possession of weed with intent to sell, and driving without a license and insurance.

Heidi’s penchant for pot is nothing new … back in August, officials say they found nearly 400 POT PLANTS at her home. Fleiss said she was growing the weed for a cooperative in Vegas.

In fact, Heidi is scheduled to appear in court for the weed jungle case tomorrow.

Weed is known as the “fuck it” drug, which will be why she looks like she couldn’t care less about being arrested in her mug shot:

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SMH, girl… calm down.

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Heidi Fleiss Got Caught With “Hundreds” Of Marijuana Plants

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Heidi Fleiss could be in deep shit after she was caught with hundreds of marijuana plants earlier this month. It’s all very weird how she got found out, as well. Police turned up on August 7 to arrest some other woman that they didn’t find there (like, what?) and instead were greeted with Fleiss’ 158 pot plants. She wasn’t arrested at the time, but when police left and then came back, they then found another 234 plants and grow lights, chemicals, etc. LOL!

From KVVU-TV Fox 5:

Police said that on Aug. 7, a deputy arrived at Fleiss’ address in order to locate a woman wanted on arrest warrants.

That officer didn’t find the wanted woman, but instead located several marijuana plants growing in pots in the backyard.

Fleiss, 47, was then observed walking from a home nearby to her residence, where she was questioned by deputies.

Fleiss told police she had been growing marijuana in order to sell it to a cooperative located in Las Vegas. However, Fleiss told police she had not obtained a license allowing her to do so.

Police located 158 marijuana plants in Fleiss’ backyard, and an additional 234 plants in the aforementioned nearby home. They also found several bottles of chemicals, two grow lights and a ballast.

The plants were collected as evidence.

Deputies said that because Fleiss was cooperative and consented to a search of the property, she was not arrested. Instead, the case was forwarded to the Nye County District Attorney for charges to be filed.

Fleiss faces charges of possession of marijuana with intent to sell, possession of marijuana over one ounce and possession of drug paraphernalia, among other charges.

Hilarious. Do we think she’ll go to jail for this or just get charged with a hefty fine? Complexion of the protection points to her roaming free, but she’s been to jail before and now has a criminal record, so this could go either way. I bet she’s pissed about losing all those drugs, though.

Heidi Fleiss Explains Why She Looks Like Shit

If you luckily missed the latest episode of Celebrity Rehab, Heidi Fleiss opens her germ-infested trap and tells us all why she looks the way that she does: she long lived on a concoction of crystal meth, Valium and Xanax.

Fleiss claims that in her high-powered prostitution ring, it was a way of indulging in the party and taking the edge off of her high-stress proprietorship of playing Ring Around the Hoes-y.  She now admits that she’d love nothing more than to settle down with a boyfriend because the drugs make her happy, but she’s still lonely.

You’re on Celebrity Rehab, darling, not a dating game show.   And let’s be honest with ourselves.  You look like crap because you’re one gross bitch and you were born that way.  While drugs didn’t help too much, let’s not delude ourselves.

There Are Some Drugs You Can’t Un-Do, Heidi Fleiss

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I can never keep track of whether Heidi Fleiss is sober at any given time. It’s just at the point of meth-saturation where she looks completely wrecked no matter what. Lindsay Lohan, this is your future. Heidi is only 43 years old! My grandfather has better teeth, and he’s twice her age.

Heidi did some shopping in Beverly Hills on Thursday, and likely tipped off the paparazzi, although I have no idea why she’d want to be photographed the way she looks. I’d heard that she abandoned her plans for a Stud Ranch (a male brothel), so I checked her official website, and it claims that she’s still in the process of launching it. Actually, here’s what it says, exactly:

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I have a fun game, guys. Let’s see if we can list ALL the spelling and punctuation errors in these four small paragraphs. Go.

Heidi Fleiss: Off to Rehab?

On Thursday, Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss was charged with unlawful use of methamphetamine and possession of the painkiller hydrocodone without a prescription, stemming from her February 7 arrest.

“I have a bit of a substance abuse problem,” she said to a local paper. She added that she’s planning to enter rehab for the third time as early as this week.

Meanwhile, I’m upset about this mostly because it seems to have delayed the grand opening of the male brothel outside of Vegas that Fleiss has been working on forever. I want this thing OPEN and RUNNING! Not necessarily so that I can go myself, but definitely so that I can read about the experiences of other people who have gone.

Heidi Fleiss Arrested on Drug Charges

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Oh, man. This chick just can’t get it right. She’s managed to open a legal male brothel in Nevada, but she can’t seem to kick the pill habit.

Heidi Fleiss was arrested for investigation of driving under the influence and possessing drugs without a prescription.

Nevada deputies responded to a DUI call and contacted Heidi this morning.

“During the investigation she was found to have prescription narcotics on her person, not in a prescription bottle, and could produce no evidence that the prescription pain medication had been prescribed to her,” police said in a press release. “She was arrested and transported to [jail].”

Poll: Ladies, Would You Go to a Male Brothel?

Would You Go to Heidi Fleiss’s Stud Farm Male Brothel?

As we reported earlier today, Heidi Fleiss will be opening The Stud Farm, a male brothel, in Nevada in less than two months. The brothel will only perform male-on-female services (sorry, gay dudes!) and Heidi’s hoping it’ll make her a killing.

Obviously women approach sex a little differently than men, and I have to wonder if chicks would actually go to this thing. So, sorry to be all exclusive here, but this poll is for the women who read this blog. (But I still love you, guys!!!)

Would you pay for services at a male brothel?
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