I’ve been a massive fan of Paramore for years, and an even bigger fan of Hayley Williams, who is just as lovely of a person as she is a musician (seriously – I’ve actually interviewed/chatted with her a few times). That’s why I’m extra psyched for this announcement: Hayley and longtime boyfriend Chad Gilbert from New Found Glory are getting married!
Apparently Chad proposed on Christmas and they decided to announce the good news on Twitter with this amazing Photoshop job:
I’m sort of a little more than obsessed with Hayley Williams from Paramore, who happens to be both one of the most amazing vocalists AND one of the nicest people (seriously, we bonded over the fact that we were both swearing sweatpants when I interviewed her), so I’ll take any opportunity to post about her. I don’t really know too much about Zedd, but the pair teamed up for a song called ‘Stay the Night’, and now there’s a video!
Have a listen below and admire Hayley’s amazing hair, as per usual. It’s a pretty okay song, and totally different to Hayley’s usual. I’m into it.
Who knew Hayley Williams from Paramore is such a hottie? I mean, I gathered from all the excitement surrounding her nude photos and all the dudes I know who are always saying things like, “Hayley Williams is so hot, I would totally hit that,” that the girl’s passable, but she looks GREAT in her new cover/spread in Cosmo.
One gripe? Can we leave the red hair with Rihanna and Rihanna only? I know Hayley was rocking the bright orange forever, but now red hair BELONGS to Rihanna… and Clifford the Big Red Dog.
And it’s all because her Twitter got hacked. I’m so sick of these celebrities crowing that their privacy on SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORKS has been invaded — you posted photos of yourself naked on Facebook. Or Twitter. Or whatever. People are smart; they’re gonna figure out a way to get all up in your shit and if you have those incriminating photos on hand, oh snap. But you know what? At the end of the day, I don’t want to hear you bitching about it. You did it, own up to it and suck it up. Actions, consequences. Really.
I also get that some celebs like to accidentally leak their photos (hello NSFW Jamie Foxx … and damn, too), so if you’ve got the brass balls to do it, fucking own up to it! Honestly! I’d have more respect if you came out and said, “Yeah, I took them … and I released ‘em, too.” You know. Inquiring minds just want to know and everyone likes to see what celebrities look like in the buff. Duh.
So. Hayley Williams is the latest distraught celebrity that is crying because her tits made it live on the internet. Great. Own it, girl.
You can check out the uncensored and obviously NSFW photo here, and I know you will, so tell me what you think.
I got scared when I saw this photo of Jenna Elfman on the People’s Choice Awards red carpet. Don’t get me wrong, human pregnancy is a wonderful, beautiful thing … that scares the beejezus out of me. This photo screams the word “ADOPT.” Why do pregnant women have to look so distended? I look at this and it just doesn’t seem healthy. That’s okay. There are little orphans in Russia who will need my parenting one day. I think adopting is better anyway, especially from a foreign country. When you conceive and birth a child vaginally, she can be all like “You brought me into this world and so now you have to deal with my temper tantrums and my methamphetamine use and my late-night car sex with my much older, bearded, creepy boyfriend.” When they’re adopted you can always just be like, “Would you rather be in a Russian orphanage than inside doing your math homework? Someone would probably be raping you right now. Bet you wouldn’t be so fond of the creepy beard then. ”
Also, Cobra Starship has a gang sign. I know this because lead singer Gabe Saporta flashed it on the red carpet. Get it? One hand is the cobra and the other hand is the starship. Um, Evil Beet needs a gang sign you guys, like, ASAP. If you have ideas, email me the photo of you flashing it. We’re coming up with something.
Oh, Hayley Williams of Paramore. I think you’re one of the most talented young musicians coming up right now, but I cannot wait until you outgrow the “I need to be weird to be cool” phase. You’re a pretty girl. Stop un-doing that.
And Katie Cassidy. I understand that I’m supposed to hate you. I do not. I look forward to your red carpet photos and always think you’re beautiful and well-dressed. I hate myself a little for that, but it’s true. Plus you’re rocking the over-the-shoulder side braid that practically brought me to tears of joy on Rachel McAdams. I wear my hair like that all the time now. I’m wearing it like that in my new Facebook photo. I just wish it were longer so it could look that beautiful! (Do they do clip-in side braids?)
A billion other photos from the red carpet are in the gallery below. The Glee kids were there, which makes me happy. I don’t know who won. I don’t especially care. Maybe Molly will come on later and tell you, and maybe she won’t. I don’t expect many of you care, and everyone on Twitter said the actual awards show sucked. It’s all about the dresses, baby! (And the gang signs.)