Yo, so we can just call Shannon Price mentally retarded now, right? It’s not wrong? It’s a factual statement? No? OK, well, then whatever.

Gary Coleman’s ex-wife who probably is responsible for his death is still doing interviews. This time she sat down with RadarOnline to clear up the rumors that she’s a gold digger and of course, being somewhat slow, Shannon failed to convincingly clear her name.

“I’m not a gold digger. I never took advantage of Gary’s money. I had that much respect for him because I knew the extent of how many people took advantage of him.”

“When I met Gary, I never knew who he was, never even knew his name. I kept calling him ‘Shorty’ for awhile because I forgot.”

“Everyone says I’m not emotional, but I am, I have a different way of feeling and grieving than other people and I just don’t like to do it in front of people. But I do grieve in my own way.”

“Gary and I didn’t think clearly with some of the decisions we had made and we did let our emotions get the best of us sometimes. But our love for each other kept us going no matter what. We were always still by each other’s side at the end of the day.”

“I just want the world to know that I will never be able to find anyone like Gary. He really was my life, he’s what made me tick, he’s what made my heart beat, he’s what made my world go round. And I’ll never forget that.”

Shannon was prompted to make these statements after accusations that she was using her ex-husband’s death to cash in on interviews and photo ops, but I’m not sure if doing yet another paid interview is the best way to get everyone to believe her.

You got it. The Gary Coleman who’s dead had signed paperwork stating that he was to take advantage of all of the options that would have prolonged his life, should he have some kind of possible-ex-wife-induced (or, you know, any other kind of) accident. But yet, ex-wife Shannon Price claims that she was “forced” into pulling the plug. Forced, chose to, hey. There’s a fine line somewhere there, right? Ugh.

According to documents secured by TMZ, Gary’s paperwork citing to utilize life-saving measures no matter what the cost dated back to 2006, so it’s not as if it was something new that could have possibly been overlooked or pushed under the rug, far away from the public’s prying eyes.

In continuously fishy news, Shannon Price claims that she didn’t sell her ex-husband’s death photos. Oh, that and I’m a flying unicorn named “Mamie” who shits gold bricks. Just so you know.

Gary’s death is being ruled an “accident,” and in light of this decision, a second autopsy will not be performed. At who’s request, I don’t know, but it’s just not happening. According to Todd Bradford, Shannon’s attorney, Shannon is stoked that Gary can finally “rest”:

“Shannon is relieved that the cremation can go forward and is happy for Gary that he will get his wishes, the one he made clear in all of his wills.”

What a sick, sad situation. Poor Gary. Even in death, these horrible people won’t leave his ass (or assets) alone.

Ok, so there was Gary Coleman’s original, official will from 1999 that appointed a friend as executor of his estate and left all of his assets to the  ”Trustee of the Millennium Edge Trust.”  Then his crazy ex-wife produced that sketchy hand-written document that named her the sole beneficiary from 2007, but that’s just a codicil of the original will.  Now there’s another will from 2005 in which Gary leaves everything to some chick named Anna Gray.  Apparently Anna and Gary were close buds and roomies, but when Gary met ol’ Shannon Price, things went south.  According to Gary’s manager,

“When Shannon moved in, the relationship got difficult because Shannon didn’t like the fact that there was somebody else in his life, and, of course, he sided with [Shannon], and Anna was asked to leave.”

If the 2005 will is proven valid, there’s a good chance that Anna Gray could end up with everything.  I really hope that’s what happens, because I think that’s what will cause Shannon Price to give up all pretenses of being human and finally revert to her true form, which is a siren.  But not like a bird woman or anything traditional like that, like the one from Supernatural, where she’s just some person who gives people whatever they need and then makes them do crazy things. Yeah, like that.

According to an exclusive interview with Gary Coleman’s parents, Price is off her rocker in trying to secure Coleman’s remaining fortune, and looking to sink her antler-y teeth into his continued fame by pushing for the rights to license his image.

Color me disgusted and appalled. Just a hint? It’s the color of Shannon Price’s deteriorating gums. You know, that gross grey-pink and sometimes-orange funk. That color.

Gary’s parents, and I quote, state:

“As far as the money goes, we would never have taken money from him,” Sue said. “We weren’t raised that way. The way we were raised, you just don’t do that to anybody … you just don’t treat family that way.”

On the topic of Shannon peddling death photos of their son:

“That was disturbing,” Sue said. “I don’t know if that were her intentions in the beginning. I don’t know if she was taking them for her own purpose and then later decided to do the sale of them.”

And discussing how the couple found out that Price was “handling” all of Gary’s post-mortem affairs:

“[It was] the most strangest message I have heard in my life,” Willie told Meredith Vieira on The Today Show. He described the message: “‘Oh, hi, this is Shannon Price. Thank you for your inquiries… If you need more information my brother is handling the arrangements.’ She left this number for us to call her brother.”

This girl, no lie, is disgusting. She’s the vilest example of a money-and-fame-mongering cretin, and I honestly — honestly — would not be a bit surprised if the bitch clubbed Coleman in hopes that things would end up this way.  I just she gets what’s coming to her, and not what she thinks (read: fame and fortune) is coming.

Shannon Price, Gary Coleman’s on/off/on wife, has already been cashing in on her man’s death by taking interviews and now she’s going for the material goods. TMZ spoke to the executor of Gary’s estate and apparently, Shannon took everything from the car to the video game system. Ghetto!

From TMZ:

Dion Mial tells TMZ Shannon Price entered Gary’s digs and took, among other things, a 2005 Dodge pick-up, a cargo trailer, computers, telephones, musical instruments and furnishings.

Chief Dennis Howard of the Santaquin PD tells TMZ last night his officers accompanied a locksmith who changed the locks at Gary’s house, per Mial’s request. And the Chief says, Monday night cops went to the house as Shannon’s family was loading Gary’s stuff onto a truck. Howard says his officers convinced Shannon’s dad to return the load to Gary’s house, but Mial says that was just the tip of the iceberg — Shannon had already cleaned Gary out.

What a sad end to an already sad story. Gary waited his whole life to find love, and even the soft-headed woman he thought he could trust was just using him for whatever he was worth.

I don’t know if you all remember when Gary Coleman married his ex-wife Shannon Price, but it was quite the sight. All of a sudden the little dude we knew from TV was marrying some red-headed Mormon with busted teeth. Also, and I’m trying to say this as delicately as possible, she came off retarded. I mean, mentally retarded. As in the actual mental condition. I’m not being snarky, but the slow manner of her speech, her limited vocabulary and strange stares gave off the vibe that she was challenged. And she was marrying Gary Coleman, so that didn’t really help.

Well, now Shannon, who appears to have had her grill fixed along the line, is rolling out (literally, she’s riding around in a wheelchair these days) to take interviews. This one she did with ABC shows Shannon more lucid than ever, surprisingly. Although Shannon and Gary were technically divorced at the time of his death, the two were in the process of a reconciliation and according to Shannon, were planning on remarrying.

Watch the above interview if you have time. I’m interested in hearing what you think about this woman’s character.