Christina Ricci arrived earlier in the week at an event held at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC.  And she was wearing what looked like a Fraggle stapled to a magician’s top hat.  Clearly, the only thing she’s missing to complete her oddball ensemble is a fucking rabbit.

Anyway, I love Ricci.  She’s cute and seemingly-fun and funny in that wide-eyed “Me? I’m funny?” kind of way, and I’ve pretty much been a hardcore fan since she played Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family and Kat Harvey in Casper (I also had a wicked big crush on Devon Sawa, though I’m embarrassed to admit that today). I also loved Now and Then, when she played the young version of Rosie O’Donnell. I always kind of laughed about that, too.  Obviously I was a bitchy little snot when I was twelve, as well, because the thought of Christina Ricci growing up to look anything like Rosie O’Donnell was definitely one of those side-splitting, laugh-’til-you-cough-something-up ideas.

Ahem, anyway.

However. This dress, girl? Needs to go back to Morticia’s closet, along with whatever mindset and ideas possessed you to ever, ever wear it.

Get on it!

Girlfriend honestly looks like she has an under-bite when she does it. It looks awful. I mean, I love Kristen Stewart’s look, I think she’s classically beautiful, and if she were a lesbian and I were a lesbian and it was another time and place, I’d totally do her, but she looks way wonky when she juts out that mandible of hers.

Stewart recently interviewed with Elle‘s UK magazine and did the obligatory photo shoot along with it and frankly, if you’ve looked at the photos, there’s absolutely no denying that Kristen Stewart is one grossly gorgeous woman (except when she looks like an uncomfortably sexy bulldog).

And also, it’s clear that the folks at Elle really dig Kristen, too. She was June’s cover feature for Elle US. But they love her fans even more, by giving them a sneak peak at what’s supposed to be a super-uber crazy-Subscribe! Now! Collector’s Edition of the mag. Kristen dishes on Twilight, naturally, and her non-relationship-relationship with co-star Robert Pattinson.

On Twilight:

” … I’m quite nervous about the third one, actually. It’s such a privilege to be able to play a role for so long. Also, it’s such a product now; it didn’t start out as a product.”

On banging Robby Pattie (uh, sort of):

“It’s so weird, that you have to be worries about people seeing things,” KS ‘fesses to the reporter. “You want to be excited about something, normal people can be excited about their lives, and I am, too, but it’s such a different thing. It comes out as entertainment for other people and that makes me want to throw up.”

However, during the course of the interview, the interviewer picks up Stewart’s fallen iPod, and just who happens to be on the wallpaper? Oh, snap. Stewart and Pattinson with their arms around one another. And Stewart’s cat getting in on the embracing. Saccharine.

(Enter millions of Twilight fans screaming.)

Nah, man, that’s cool. I’m glad that they’re kind of, sort of trying to keep their relationship on the down low. I’ve never seen the Twilight movies, believe it or not, and haven’t read the books (just not interested), but I think Kristen’s absolutely hot — and Pattinson? Shit. I thought he was smokin’ way back in his Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire days.

And yeah. Never a Twilight fan, always a Harry Potter fan; don’t judge, haters, just look and the damned pictures and say, “Thank you.”

Sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson were photographed at the LG Night of Fashion and Technology bash last night in LA and while very, very different, both look pretty freaking hot, if I do say so myself.

I was never a huge fan of Ashlee’s, look-wise, but I think this is the best (and probably happiest) that she’s looked in a few years, though she is definitely a smidge on the, um, emaciated side. She’s got a great glow to her skin (and damn, what a set of teeth) and it’s evident that motherhood’s definitely agreeing with her. Some newer moms look like hell (and for good reason, obviously), but some of them just exude the glow after that most women have during their pregnancies.

I mean, I know what it was like for me when I was pregnant with my daughter. I did not glow. I was break out-and-bloat city and probably walked around with a major case of grump-face because my damned feet were so swollen all of the time. After, however? Glowed like a Chernobyl survivor. Loved it.

But anyway, Ashlee looks great. She needs to eat a sandwich or three, but she’s doing her thing and kills it almost every time.

Jess, on the other hand, blows Ashlee out of the water. Yeah, she’s gained some weight over the past few years, but you know what? She’s obviously not digging at herself about it, so let it ride. J Simp looks a thousand times better than she ever did when she was fifteen or twenty pounds lighter and wicked stressed out over Nick or John or Adam or whoever else. She looks amazing and if I had to pick a piece, it’d definitely be Jess.

So. Which Simpson sister would you bang?

Evangeline Lilly was snapped at last night’s premiere of Stones in Exile in New York City wearing what one could only describe as Blanche Devereaux‘s full-lengthy exercise romper.

I think satin’s pretty gross. I think that brown satin might be even worse. However, the chunky heels coupled with the tapered-ankle, brown satin jumper is just murder and the idea of gouging my eyes out with a hot spoon is sounding pretty damned appealing right about now.

Love it or leave it? More like rip the shit off, douse it with turpentine, find hallowed ground and bury the thing … but only after you set it on fire in sacrifice to the cruel, cruel god that made Evangeline Lilly think it would be okay to ever — ever! — go out in public in such a putrid ensemble.

Kelis loves fur and she’s not trying to hide it, either, by saying that it’s fake or leftovers of a Britney weave haircut or something.

While plenty of other celebrities are looking to stomp for the cause, Kelis is clearly not one of them, claiming that the organization is judgmental, hypocritical and kind of pointless — at least based on the way she claims they run. Kelis states that she’s a “complete carnivore” and would have “fur walls” if she could.

Put that in your furless vegan pipe and smoke it, PETA.

This totally looks like something that I wore to my eighth-grade dance. Or maybe did wear to my eighth-grade dance, somehow got donated to a high-end Hollywood Salvation Army and ended up on Amanda Seyfried’s body for the premiere of Letters to Juliet. And on a totally related note, doesn’t this chick (or movie execs that hire her) have some kind of weird obsession with letter writing? I mean, Dear John, Letters to Juliet … what the fuck are these people trying to say?

Girlfriend’s hair and makeup look fabulous, but I’m definitely hating on the dress. And those knees … holy cow. Somehow she made off with my horribly knobby knees, too, even though I didn’t think I got rid of those as easily as that heinous dress.

But really … all ass-busting aside, is this woman not one of Hollywood’s hottest women? I’m thinking, uh, yes.