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Evan Rachel Wood Had Her Hipster Baby

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Evan Rachel Wood and husband Jamie Bell welcomed their first child today, a baby boy, who will no doubt live up to his hipster potential. I kid because I love. Wood’s rep says (via People) the baby boy is “beautiful” and that “parents and baby are all doing well.”

This is fantastic news for Ms. Wood because it means she can finally give into her weed craving.

Other babies born this month include Jimmy Fallon’s daughter, Winnie Rose, and Will & Kate’s Seinfeld baby. PLAYDATES AHOY!

Congrats to the couple.

Pregnant Evan Rachel Wood Is Craving Pop Tarts, Pizza, and Pot

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Evan Rachel Wood is in the final stages of her pregnancy and she really likes tweeting about her food cravings. And her, uh, drug cravings. Via SheKnows:

Whoa. Whoa. Peanut butter pop tarts?! Of course, because I cant smoke any weed right now. Damnit!

Whoa, whoa, whoa indeed. Stop the effing train. Right now. Stop the train. What is this shit? What is this nonsense? There’s PEANUT BUTTER FLAVORED POP TARTS??? EVAN I AM IN JUST AS MUCH SHOCK AS YOU ARE, GIRL.

Who gives a f-ck about the weed? THERE’S PEANUT BUTTER POP TARTS. Other food craving tweets:

Sometimes your diet goes to hell and you have pigs in a blanket and a pizza.

Yes. I know that very well. I wish I had pregnancy as an excuse.

YOUR MOVE, ANISTON. PLEASE TELL US HOW SICK POP TARTS MAKE YOU.

Hey all you pregnant people, what foods did you crave?

Evan Rachel Wood Is Not Happy With the Paparazzi

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Evan Rachel Wood is currently pregnant with her first child with fiancé Jamie Bell and since pregnant women have to get scans and stuff, obviously they’re gonna have to leave their house and that means – for celebs, at least – the chance of being photographed. For most people, this is an unfortunate hazard of the job, but ERW ain’t having that and took to her Twitter to lash out at The Daily Mail for posting pictures of her leaving her ultrasound appointment in Los Angeles.

The article has since been taken down from the Daily Mail website, so I guess she was victorious, but when does it stop? Do all celebrities have to bash newspapers on social media to get a response like this? Who even likes paparazzi photos? It’s bizarre. Like, I love Katy Perry, but ain’t nobody trying to see homegirl in a stained t-shirt and greasy hair. Stars: they’re just like us!

I don’t want this to turn into a diatribe about the media and how if we keep buying rags, the paparazzi will stay in business, etc. It’s a business that’s been in place for years and will probably never stop – especially while there is big money in it for all involved. In a sense, I also think that’s the life you sign up for when you become famous. No one deserves to be put in any life-threatening situation and you should be allowed a personal life, as well, but the business is such that if you leave your house – regardless of whether it’s going to a funeral or a baseball game – you’re probably going to have your picture taken. Them’s the breaks. If you don’t like it, give up your millions and your fancy lifestyle and buy a farm in Nebraska, yknow?

Evan has vowed to leave Los Angeles after the incident, but I doubt that’ll actually happen. As much as celebrities abhor the more obnoxious parts of fame, they’re too attached to the fancy parts to let it all go.