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Enrique Iglesias Arrested For Driving With A Suspended License

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The last time we heard from Enrique Iglesias, he was getting chopped up by a drone while performing a concert in Mexico. He seems to have healed up pretty well, however, since he got arrested in Miami in May (and yes, we’re just hearing about it) for trying to pull a fast one on a cop while out driving.

From TMZ:

Enrique Iglesias got busted trying to slip out of the driver’s seat of his ride when cops pulled him over recently — possibly because he knew he had a suspended license … just a guess.

According to Miami police, Iglesias was driving a white Cadillac Escalade back in May when cops pulled him over for driving in a closed off express lane. That’s when his Houdini act began — police say Enrique hopped into the back seat while his passenger slid into the driver’s seat.

The magic act bombed … with cops, anyway.

Enrique and the passenger, his tour manager, both got arrested … and both have pled not guilty to obstruction. Enrique also pled not guilty to driving with a suspended license.

Why are people so dumb? Literally, if his manager was with him, why didn’t the manager just drive? (Unless the manager’s license was also suspended, in which case, what is wrong with these people?) Trying to switch seats while a cop is right in front of you is doubly dumb, so he deserves whatever fine befalls him.

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Enrique Iglesias Seriously Injured In Concert Drone Accident

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As far as entertainers go, I’ll admit that I don’t really give a rip about Enrique Iglesias. I’m not necessarily his target demo and he’s got plenty of ladies (and gentlemen!) that DO love him, so I like to think we coexist peacefully on this planet. However, I do have to report some rather crazy news, which is that he nearly got his hand chopped off by a drone during a concert in Mexico this weekend!

From TMZ:

It happened Saturday night in Tijuana, where Enrique was performing to a crowd of 12,000.  The drone is part of the concert.  He sometimes grabs it as it flies around, showing the audience his POV.

But this time he grabbed the wrong part, and the drone sliced into his hand.  He went to the side of the stage for help, and he was advised to pull the plug on the concert and get immediate medical attention. But Enrique went on for 30 minutes, with a blood-soaked t-shirt.

The singer was rushed to the airport where an ambulance was waiting to give him first aid.  He then flew to L.A. to meet with a specialist.

Um, that’s crazy, right? First of all, I know drones are the thing right now, for some reason, but REALLY? Why is it even necessary? They’re dangerous AND dumb and I don’t see the point of them. Thankfully it seems like he’s going to be okay, but I hope he’s learned his lesson and this weird portion of his show is taken out.

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Enrique Iglesias’ Stalker Swam to His House in Her Underwear

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You know, as you do. Enrique Iglesias has that hot Latin fire, so of course the ladies go wild for him and want to get sexy with him and the like. However, some people take it too far, and that’s exactly the case with his stalker, who literally swam to his house in her underwear and instead of being immediately arrested, was given some of his girlfriend’s – Anna Kournikova’s, that is – clothes. Uh…

From Metro:

‘I had a girl the other day that swam across a bay – we’re talking about a mile of swimming, she was from Belgium and she left her clothing under a bridge and in her underwear swam across a bay and ended up in my house. Which was nuts,’ said the Tonight (I’m F**kin’ You) crooner.

‘I was home and had just woken up and a guy who works in my house called security and they took her to the security guard house.’

Asked if he wanted to press charges he continued: ‘I was like “Of course not!” I felt so bad so I actually ended up going to the guard house because I was curious.’

Confronted with the uninvited guest, he revealed:  ‘It was a girl who flew in from Belgium and she had come to see a radio show where I was just singing two songs. The girl’s a sweet heart. Obviously it’s a little nuts and strange!’

Yes, Enrique… “obvious a little nuts and strange!” indeed. What the hell? But wait, THE STORY GETS BETTER:

‘She broke my heart because when I saw her, she was skinny, frail and cold. She didn’t have any clothing. They had her in a plastic coat and she didn’t have any clothing so I took her to our house.

‘So my girlfriend brought me some clothing and I took her to the hotel and they made sure she got a flight. She promised me she was going to get a job.’

However, just when the hunky superstar thought he’d seen the back of the 23-year-old admirer he revealed: ‘Something even crazier is that I was doing a radio show in Paris and she called in.

‘Her name is Valerie. I’m talking to her going “Are you taking care of yourself?”

‘I couldn’t believe she actually got through.’

‘She said that her parents were mad and cut her off. I told her to concentrate more on work.’

I just can’t with this at all. I mean, bless his heart for trying to be kind-hearted or whatever the hell is happening here, but… really? You told her to “concentrate more on work”? How about “concentrate less on stalking me or I’ll get a restraining order”? Who knows, maybe he’s into that whole thing.

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Quotables: Enrique Iglesias Wants You to Know About His Junk

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“What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? They’re completely different things. Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious. I grew up with a lot of my friends and all of them lost their virginity with hookers. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! They had to pay for it. I wanted to wait for the right girl so I waited until I was 25. I was nervous as shit the first time. Usually the first time is not the best. Mine was in my mother’s house. Let me be honest, I was actually 17 and a half… I was really nervous. It lasted ten seconds.”

- Enrique Iglesias going on and on at a concert about his penis and all the wonders it can’t hold. Because it’s tiny.

Oh, and just in case you weren’t turned on enough yet, when one if his fans commented that his first time lasted ten minutes, Enrique responded with “Shit, I don’t even last 8 minutes now.”

Hold me back, friends. It just got way too hot in here.

Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias Block The Paps With Their Friend’s Ass

Well, color me clueless. Not only did I have no idea that Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias were still together, but according to my most recent Google results, those two crazy cats got married back in 2008. Dude, they started dating when I was in HIGH SCHOOL. That was like a decade ago! I remember because my BFF Jen was super obsessed with Anna. I guess I just assumed they broke up sometime over the last ten years like everyone else on the planet. Time flies when you get blackout drunk four times a week!

Anyway, I pulled these pictures for you of the couple vacationing together in Miami and not just because I’m completely stunned by the fact that they’re still together. No, I pulled these photos for you because one of Anna and Enrique’s friends just couldn’t control themselves and decided to moon the cameras trying to capture every tender moment between the couple.

Who couldn’t use a little random humpday ass?