“What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? They’re completely different things. Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious. I grew up with a lot of my friends and all of them lost their virginity with hookers. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! They had to pay for it. I wanted to wait for the right girl so I waited until I was 25. I was nervous as shit the first time. Usually the first time is not the best. Mine was in my mother’s house. Let me be honest, I was actually 17 and a half… I was really nervous. It lasted ten seconds.”
Oh, and just in case you weren’t turned on enough yet, when one if his fans commented that his first time lasted ten minutes, Enrique responded with “Shit, I don’t even last 8 minutes now.”
Hold me back, friends. It just got way too hot in here.
July 31, 2011 at 4:00 pm by Emily
Well, color me clueless. Not only did I have no idea that Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias were still together, but according to my most recent Google results, those two crazy cats got married back in 2008. Dude, they started dating when I was in HIGH SCHOOL. That was like a decade ago! I remember because my BFF Jen was super obsessed with Anna. I guess I just assumed they broke up sometime over the last ten years like everyone else on the planet. Time flies when you get blackout drunk four times a week!
Anyway, I pulled these pictures for you of the couple vacationing together in Miami and not just because I’m completely stunned by the fact that they’re still together. No, I pulled these photos for you because one of Anna and Enrique’s friends just couldn’t control themselves and decided to moon the cameras trying to capture every tender moment between the couple.
Who couldn’t use a little random humpday ass?