0Emma Roberts Is Very Subtle

This is a photo that Emma Roberts posted on her Instagram. She’s since deleted it. I don’t know what it means. I don’t know who took the picture. All I know for sure is that Emma Roberts hangs out wearing an “I Love James Franco” shirt and what sort of looks like Pikachu underwear. And really, I think that’s all I need to know.

December 18, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily

4Emma Roberts Wants to Do A Remake of Pretty Woman

From Radar:

Emma Roberts is ready to don a pair of thigh-high boots, pull on a sexy garter belt and rock a teeny-tiny mini-skirt because she wants to do a remake of Pretty Woman, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

The pretty 21-year-old actress thinks the classic ’90s movie about a millionaire falling in love with a prostitute should be given a reboot and has been begging producers to consider an updated version.

Pretty Woman earned Emma’s aunt Julia Roberts world-wide praise, a Golden Globe for best actress and an Oscar nomination, so it’s no surprise that Emma believes the same could happen to her!

“Emma’s dream is to re-create Pretty Woman, it’s her ideal role,” a source tells RadarOnline.com.

“She’s been in talks with producers about the possibility of revisiting the character Julia made famous in a reboot of the original film. Emma grew up loving Pretty Woman. It had sentimental meaning for her because her aunt was in it, and she can quote chunks of the movie off by heart. Critically and commercially it was a big success too, Julia was up for awards, and Emma wants to be just as successful.”

Is this a joke? Because I can never tell if Emma Roberts is joking or not. There was her Julia Roberts Halloween costume, and then there was that time that she said that it was “so ridiculous” that some people think she gets parts because of her very famous relatives because “it’s obviously not true.” And if she’s really pushing for this movie, then I don’t even know what’s wrong with her. Do people stalk their own aunts? Is that a thing?

But hey, how wonderful would it be if this movie actually happened? Who would play Richard Gere’s character? Who would make up the drinking game for it?

November 20, 2012 at 6:30 am by Emily

12Love It or Leave It: Emma Roberts’ Halloween Costume

I know I don’t need to explain this to most of you, but I also know that you know that I will anyway. This is a photo of Emma Roberts. She is the niece of Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts most famous, beloved role is, in my very good opinion, the role of Vivian in Pretty Woman. Vivian, in the most simplest of terms, was a hooker with a heart of gold. And she also wore this same exact outfit.

Ok, now it’s time for real talk: this is so lame. This is the lamest. This is so lame that I can’t even come up for reasons to explain why it’s so lame. Like, it would probably be a pretty ok costume if you saw it on some girl at the club, but even then it would just be interesting in a “how did you even find this stuff?” way as opposed to a “wow, great costume!” way. But the fact that this girl just happens to be Julia Roberts’ niece, it’s just annoying. It’s annoying because it’s not creative at all*, and it’s annoying because it’s an obvious display of “hey, everybody, I’m related to Julia Roberts!” I give it a D+, what about you guys?

*I didn’t dress up last year because I wanted to stay in and watch scary movies, but the year before I got this black dress absolutely covered in rhinestones, black tights, and sequined shoes, and I covered myself in glitter. I got glitter spray and glitter lotion and loose glitter, and tons of glitter makeup. I was herpes. Get it? It’s a metaphor. Glitter is known as the herpes of the craft world, and that night, glitter was known as the herpes of my friends’ homes and cars. It was great, trust me.

October 28, 2012 at 8:00 am by Emily

4Quotables: Of Course Emma Roberts Denies Nepotism

“A lot of people think that and they talk about nepotism which I think is so ridiculous considering it’s obviously not true, because I’ve auditioned for so many things and never gotten the part. Also it’s like, you know, maybe someone can get you one part but they can’t really get you ten parts.”

- Julia Roberts‘ niece, Emma Roberts, answers a question about her much more famous family.

Sure, Emma, your incredibly famous and popular aunt, Julia, and your somewhat famous father, Eric, had nothing to do with getting you any acting gigs.  That really is, as you said, “so ridiculous.”  Just ask Charlie Sheen. Or Kate Hudson. Or Rumer Willis.

June 17, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Emily

3Emma Roberts Is on Team Jacob, And That Is Not OK

After making an appearance on The Tonight Show with Robert Pattinson, Emma Roberts revealed that she’s more of a Jacob supporter.  Ballsy move, Emma Roberts, but the right one (while I am somewhat ashamed to admit I read all the Twilight books, Team Jacob is totally the right way to go.  Have you seen Taylor Lautner?  Even if you haven’t, have seen Robert Pattinson?  No, thank you).  While Pattinson took the news well, his fans did not, and as all well-adjusted preteens do, they took to Twitter to talk about their hurt feelings.

Fans tweeted hurtful things to Emma like

“Team Jacob? Ewwwwwwwww!!!!! >.<”

“lol it was a bit more then her declaring herself Team Jacob. She was pretty bitchy throughout the whole thing but more with Rob.”

Hopefully things got a bit more heated after that because Emma deleted her entire account over the matter.  Thanks, Twihards, now all of Emma Roberts’ fans won’t be able to … wait, who are Emma Roberts fans?  I only know of one, and he’s a 25-year-old man who enjoyed watching Nancy Drew with his family a little too much.

June 17, 2010 at 11:13 am by Emily