In a recent interview, Elle MacPherson was asked about her interest in Chinese medicine, and she admitted to consuming powdered rhino horn.  She said that it tastes “a little bit like crushed bone and fungus in a capsule,”  but it “does the job.”  Ok, let’s dissect this real quick.

Rhino horns have been used to treat a variety of ailments for centuries, and although research has shown that the horns don’t contain any real healing qualities, they are still extremely sought after.  The demand for rhino horns has led to the animals being on the verge of extinction.  If you’re so inclined, you can find some graphic photos of rhinos who have had their horns cut off slowly bleeding to death.  Then there are all the cases of poachers killing people who are attempting to protect a rhino.

But hey, by all means, Elle, go ahead and exotically treat your headache or whatever.  It makes you look totally interesting.

Except Guy seems to be more interested in women his own age, specifically the 44-year-old Elle MacPherson, with whom he had dinner in London on Monday. The two left the restaurant separately.

Elle is twice-divorced herself, and has two children with Arpad Busson, who’s now engaged to Uma Thurman. Arpad was close friends with Guy and Madonna when they were together, so that’s probably how Elle knows Guy.

What a tangled, tangled web!

Elle MacPherson gets all cuddly with Sting at the London premiere of Living Proof.

Don’t worry, Trudie was there, keeping an eye on things from afar.

Everyone who’s anyone in London showed up on Tuesday night for the launch of the Christmas line of Kate Moss’s Topshop line.

It’s like the more heroin this girl injects, the more people want to buy things from her. No wonder she doesn’t want to quit.

Celebs who showed up include Simon Cowell, Jade Jagger, Elle Macpherson, Lily Allen, Naomi Campbell, and Sophie Dahl.

Elle MacPherson hasn’t gotten laid in two years. Cry me a river. [Cele|bitchy]

Hilary Duff releases the music video for “With Love.” [POTP]

Kim Kardashian pretends like her sex tape still matters to anyone. [The Blemish]

Fashion Week bravely trudges forward in the wake of such tragedy. [MollyGood]

Mary-Kate Olsen is that drunken slut you always kind of knew Michelle Tanner would grow up to be. [Celebslam]

Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are probably bumping uglies again. [Celebrity Smack]