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3Elijah Wood: “Hollywood Star with a Metro Card”

Al Roker is astonished. Al Roker is so astonished that Elijah Wood took the subway to his Today interview—just like some dingy plebeian!—that Al Roker wants to talk about how cool this is. Al Roker already had a conversation with his producer about it, you guys! That’s so punk rock, to travel by subway!

Elijah Wood laughs, smiles, and says, “Yeah, well, that’s very kind,” but then Elijah Wood maybe looks a little uncertain about Al Roker’s compliment. Awkward?

Then one lady applauds Elijah for his pragmatism and his sense of environmental scruples. As if choosing to take the subway were an actual thing.

OK, OK, sure: I think it’s great Elijah Wood takes the subway, I do, but he seems grounded enough to know he shouldn’t get a medal for it, Al.

What I really want to know is, how does Al Roker get to work every day? Don’t get me wrong, the guy gets up at 3:30 every morning to talk to a meteorologist (that’s actually true, people), which I assume takes like an hour, and somehow Roker is invariably on set by 5:45. BUT HOW? Does he hire a car? Does he take a cab? Does he have a live-in chauffeur? Does he take a Tardis?? Man. I bet Jane Pauley took the subway, Al.

Maybe Al Roker lives in Rockefeller Plaza, right where the Christmas tree is supposed to go, just perpetually milling and idling until Matt Lauer decides to cut to weather.

November 16, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Jenn
Filed Under: Al Roker, Elijah Wood

24We’re Really Still Pretending That Elijah Wood Is Straight?

Elijah Wood and Girlfriend Pamela Racine Pictures Photos

I mean, is Elijah Wood still pretending that Elijah Wood is straight???

Elijah and his “girlfriend,” Pamela Racine, were spotted exercising together in Venice on Wednesday. The two have supposedly been dating since they met on the set of Everything Is Illuminated in 2004.

That’s an awful long time for a “real” relationship to last in Hollywood.

Come out already, Elijah!

Image via Bauer-Griffin

January 16, 2009 at 7:40 am by Evil Beet

52What Is Wrong with Elijah Wood?

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I mean, is it just me, or does it seem like he never quite got out of his Lord of the Rings character?

Remember when he used to be hot?

January 14, 2008 at 11:43 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Elijah Wood

25HELP!

Frodo just peered into my soul… AHHHHH… the EYES… I can’t take it… help me escape… can’t breathe!!!! Make him look away, for the love of God!

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May 2, 2007 at 2:02 pm by Spiteful Lars
Filed Under: Elijah Wood