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Miss Drew Barrymore Is Pregnant!

Miss Drew Barrymore is pregnant! I call her Miss Drew Barrymore because of a sketch she did on Saturday Night Live a million years ago in which she sang a song called, “Life is good for Miss Drew Barrymore.” And life is good. Her rep confirmed to E Online that she is pregnant with her second child. Suck it, Aniston! (J/K and that was terrible.)

She has a daughter named Olive. What whimsical name will she give her second kid? I have some ideas:

– Table
– Chair
– Votive Candle (or Votive Kandal if she wants to get really weird)
– Mushroom
– Baby Bok Choy
– Lemon

Guess we’ll find out in a few months! Hope she can handle being a mom while working at the same time.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week September 9-15

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Last time we celebrated the looks of Katy Perry, Daniel Radcliffe, and surprisingly, Lady Gaga. Who dazzled me this week, who disappointed, and who WTF’d my shit up? And do you agree or disagree? Let’s take a fashion journey. It was fashion week, after all.

LIGHTEN UP, IT'S JUST FASHION! From the Ashish show during London Fashion Week.

LIGHTEN UP, IT’S JUST FASHION! From the Ashish show during London Fashion Week.

BEST: ???

WORST: ???

WTF: ???

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Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz Are Like Sisters

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Drew Barrymore is every hippy flower child you hoped you’d never have to meet in real life, so I sorta expect her to have lots of friends and be super into rainbows and shit (I don’t know, just go with it). Indeed, the friendship part seems to be true, as she recently described fellow actress Cameron Diaz as one of her closest friends, So close, in fact, they’re like sisters.

From Life & Style:

I’m BFF-status with Cameron Diaz because…
She’s my sister, but we bro out and have crazy adventures. Most people don’t know this, but she’s very edgy.

LOL, okay. First of all, I can’t see either of these two “bro-ing out”. I don’t even get what that means. Are they pumping iron together? That’s what I visualise when I hear that expression. Also, Cameron Diaz is edgy? Uh, in what universe? I can’t.

On another note, I’m fascinated by celebrity friendships. Like, how are Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift besties? Actually, I guess that one makes sense. Chris Brown and Justin Bieber? Eh, assholes flock together… I dunno, I can’t think of any weird ones, now. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Drew Barrymore Doesn’t Think You Can Work A Lot And Be A Mom

Drew Barrymore shared her thoughts on motherhood at Lucky’s Fashion and Beauty Blog Conference (yeah, because judging by that outfit, she definitely belongs there.) She said that she can’t do everything — run businesses (apparently she has her own line of wines and cosmetics), act, produce, and direct, all while being a mom. People has more:

It sucks when you’ve worked really hard for certain things and you have to give them up because you know that you’re going to miss out on your child’s upbringing, or you realize that your relationship has suffered.

I can’t direct right now because I would miss out on my daughter. It was heartbreaking to let it go, but it was a clear choice.

I was raised in that generation of women can have it all, and I don’t think you can. I think some things fall off the table. The good news is, what does stay on the table becomes much more in focus and much more important.

The work-at-home component is brilliant. I was doing all my business meetings between 12 and 2 because that’s when my daughter was napping, and it helped tremendously!

I feel guilty all the time — but you combat it by being a superhero. When you go out there in the world you have to remember, ‘I’m doing the best I can, I’m doing it for them, and I’m going to be there for them too. I’m just going to figure out the balance.’

Hm. I guess it’s refreshing to hear that she doesn’t let 6 nannies raise her kids like some other celebrity moms are accused of doing. Not sure though why she has to completely give up directing. Not that it’s a huge loss.

Her wines look delicious. I thought she was a recovering alcoholic though. I guess I’m wrong about that.

Drew Barrymore’s Getting Her Tattoos Removed For Judaism

When Drew Barrymore married husband Will Kopelman last summer, she knew it was for keeps – and that she’d eventually want to convert to Judaism since that’s Will’s background and they hope to raise their daughter Olive in the Jewish faith, as well. Since Drew never does anything half-assed, she’s apparently decided to have her tattoos surgically removed to be more in line with the tenets of her new religion.

From Star magazine (via Now):

The actress will undergo painful laser surgery because she won’t be allowed to get buried in a traditional Jewish cemetery if she’s still inked at death.

The Torah – a book of Jewish scriptures – bans body art with the words: ‘You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves.’

Drew, 37 – who married art dealer Will in June 2012 – has six tatts, including a bouquet of flowers on her hip, a butterfly on her stomach and a cross on her leg.

It seems converting to Judaism isn’t the only reason the mum-of-one wants to get rid of her etchings.

‘Drew also wants to be a Santa Barbara mom, and tattoos clash with that wardrobe,’ a source tells Star.

First of all, what in the hell is a “Santa Barbara mom”? Also, tattoos clash with the wardrobe? Any wardrobe has pieces that can cover up tattoos – unless you have your face inked or something – so that’s just bizarre and being a Santa Barbara mom sounds like a nightmare. Anyway, everyone can do what they’d like and best of luck to the happy couple, tattoos or no.

Drew Barrymore Doesn’t Want Her Daughter to Be Famous

Drew Barrymore has been a celebrity for yonks – can you believe E.T. was made in 1982, 30 years ago??? – and it hasn’t always been smooth sailing. There was drug addiction and promiscuity and all kinds of debauchery, and it was unclear whether she would ever really get her life together. Well, spoiler alert: SHE TOTALLY HAS. After marrying longtime boyfriend Will Koppelman, the couple welcomed a baby girl, Olive, late last year.

Parenthood changes a lot of people – most people, really – and it’s certainly opened Drew’s eyes to the reality of celebrity life and her desire to keep Olive as far away from it as possible.

From Harper’s Bazaar:

“I know she didn’t sign up for that,” she says about Olive’s being born into the glare of attention that comes with her mother’s 30-plus years of fame—thanks in part to Barrymore’s legendary acting lineage and her own star turn at the tender age of six in E.T. “I had such an exposed childhood,” she says. “I appreciate my journey, but I don’t want that for my kid. Not any of it. It has nothing to do with whether I liked my childhood. I really did. But as a parent, that isn’t the childhood that I’d provide.”

Good thinking, Drew.

Drew Barrymore is So, So Lovely

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As you guys can see, Drew did a sit-down with Allure, and in the interview, she talked about a bunch of relevant stuff, including the period in her life where she was showing everyone her tits (you know, like David Letterman) and doing drugs and basically being all like Lindsay Lohan (except with true, genuine talent that didn’t dry up as soon as she got all alcohol-wet), and still, after all these years, she’s still so down to earth and likable.

From Allure, Drew Barrymore on posing for Playboy back in 1995:

“It’s embarrassing to go through any rebellious stage in front of people that you love and respect, and yet I’m glad I did. I’m glad I lived such a full life before I settled down into a family, because I got to enjoy it and get it out of my system.”

On her marriage:

“We have opposite experiences, but we’re not opposites. We’re both very particular and detail oriented. We love art and music and adventures, and we laugh our asses off together. He’s my home now…. It makes me almost want to cry. He’s the father of my child, and I’m the mother of his child. I’m finally a part of a family, and it’s a miracle.”

And finally, on not being afraid to do new things in her career:

“I will always commit. It’s like [my new] makeup line: I can tell you every single detail about how and why we got here. I want to be that kind of mother. I’m that kind of friend. I’m that kind of producer. I do everything in this life-or-death way.”

See? So darn likable. And sweet, too. Oh, hey—maybe that’s what Lindsay needs. Maybe Lindsay needs a man or a woman to call her “home” and a baby, to boot. Babies and dogs fix everything, right Kristen Stewart?

Love you, Drew!