Dr. Phil has never really seemed like the smartest cookie to me, despite his esteemed title. Instead, he’s just another money hungry asshole who tries to tell everyone else how to live their lives even though his own isn’t all that great. Even if it was great, the idea that some idiot with a few years of schooling and a TV show knows how you should live your life better than you do is absolute bullshit, but some people still buy it.
In any case, it’s become clear that even Dr. Phil ponders the deep questions in life, as he posted to his Twitter account yesterday a very important question:
Basically, Dr. Phil wants to know if you should fuck a woman who’s off her head on too many Mike’s Hard Lemonades (or whatever) because she might say later she didn’t want it and you might be in a pickle. Is it okay? Considering the implication of his question – which, by the way, was deleted VERY soon after (when he must’ve realised what a dickhead thing it was to ask) – the man in question would be sober, while the woman is drunk. We’re not talking about two drunk people going for it, here. He’s asking if a WOMAN is drunk, can you fuck her and basically get away with it if she says later that it wasn’t consensual. I don’t need a doctorate to answer that. IT IS NOT OKAY, ASSHOLE.
I know I’ll have some dudes (and probably some ladies, naturally) come in the comments here and say I’m “overthinking” it or looking too deeply, but considering that there are high profile cases going on in this country right now that rest on this very argument, I’m gonna call bullshit and say no one’s taking it seriously enough. Tell that high school student in Steubenville that it’s “okay” she got gang-raped by a group of boys because she was drunk. Then come back here and let me know how that goes for you.
Dr. Phil sucks, man.
August 21, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
I didn’t, because I had to go to the dentist and beg him to cut this stupid wisdom tooth out of my head (he didn’t), and I’m incredibly disappointed. But I have read the quotes and watched the clips, and I think it’s safe to say that she was the trainwreck we all expected she would be.
Let’s see, there was the time that Dina was telling Dr. Phil about the time that crazy ol’ Michael Lohan broke into her house, but she couldn’t call the police because “cell phones weren’t as inept as they are now so I didn’t really have that.” It seems like Dr. Phil let that one go for a while, but before the interview was over, he let her know that “that word doesn’t fit in that sentence.”
At one point, Dr. Phil called Dina “phony and inauthentic,” which is when she chose to flip everyone off, and then when Dr. Phil showed a list of the crimes that Lindsay’s gotten in trouble for, and Dina told him that if they were in New York, “five of them would be obsolete,” to which Dr. Phil was basically just like “whatever.”
Oh, and there was this other time that Dina complimented Dr. Phil’s shoes, and then requested a friendly fist bump, saying “can we pound that?” Her request was denied.
Now let’s watch a few clips I found:
I think I’m going to revoke my previous “drunk” guess and change it to something else. Probably pills or just regular old crazy. What about you guys?
September 18, 2012 at 7:30 am by Emily
When our friends at Celebitchy posted this video and said that Dina Lohan was “completely wasted,” I’ll admit that I was a little skeptical. I mean, of course it’s not a stretch to think that Dina Lohan could be wasted at all, ever, in any situation, but I didn’t think that Dina would get that drunk for an interview with Dr. Phil.
Was I wrong? Boy, was I ever.
Just look at that blatant display of drunkeness, with such strong hints of not giving a f-ck. Is this how she copes with the knowledge that she’s released Lindsay into this world, or is her zany behavior part of why Lindsay is the lovable trainwreck that she is? Do you think she realizes that she just made Michael Lohan look like the most stable Lohan? Why have I never watched Dr. Phil before, if he’s such a sassy bastard?
I hope at least some of these questions will be addressed during the interview, which airs on Monday. Even if they don’t, how could you resist an hour of this?
September 13, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Emily
Check out Dr. Phil’s interview with Diane Sawyer on GMA.
January 30, 2008 at 9:10 am by Evil Beet
Everything Britney Spears touches turns to shit. Except for Kevin Federline, who apparently turns into Father of the Year.
Dr. Phil is trying to book celebs for his 1000th episode show, but, after the Britney insanity, no one wants to touch him with a 10-foot pole.
“Nobody good wants to go near it,” says a source familiar with the booking process.
Ouch! See what happens when you try to help Britney Spears? Nothing good, people!
January 16, 2008 at 9:58 am by Evil Beet
Watch the Spears family spokesperson give Dr. Phil a very public beat-down on the Today show.
This is a must-watch, people.
Update: Ha! Just realized I posted this yesterday. Like I said, guys, long couple of days. Vegas, baby!!!