Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Doug Hutchison

Doug Hutchison Only Owns Two Shirts

So, alright. That’s a lie, I guess. If you count the Santa outfit (that, I don’t know, may or may not have been a rental), he’s got three shirts, but the only one I ever...

The Top 5 Douchebags of 2011

Yup, I spent the last few hours racking my brain over who the most obnoxious, most heinous celebrities were of 2011 and though there were probably, like, eighty-six I could have placed on...

HO HO HO.

Skanky brass-tone armband that’s disguising a nasty green stain in the shape of a skanky brass-tone armband? CHECK. Over-worn, clear Lucite stripper heels that are *totally*...

Courtney Stodden Just Needs to Stop

Remember how these two weirdos got their reality show? They did. And about that, now they’re shopping around for a network to pick it up. Naturally, they headed to MTV, home of Jersey...