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Diane Lane And Josh Brolin Divorcing

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Diane Lane and Josh Brolin are breaking up their 8 year marriage. You may remember Diane Lane from Unfaithful where she cheats on Richard Gere. And you may remember Josh Brolin as George W. Bush. Yes, he’s done big films like No Country For Old Men and Milk, but I will always see him as George W. Bush and that’s something we’re all going to have to live with.

There has been no reason given yet for the split. They married in 2004 and a few months later, Brolin was arrested for “spousal battery” but Lane dropped the charges and both said it was a “misunderstanding.” Who knows if that’s at all related.

The couple have no children.


Even in Death, Gary Coleman Still Has People Trying to Screw Him Over

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You know, some people have the luck of a small, short-lived fame actor. And Gary Colman, God rest his soul, is That Guy. According to sources at TMZ, there are “individuals” who claim to possess photos of the recently-deceased Coleman pre-plug pull and post-plug pull:

TMZ has learned a series of photos of Gary Coleman in the hospital are being shopped around to the media — and in one of the photos … Gary is already dead.

We’ve seen one of the photos and declined to even look at the rest. In the pic, Gary is in the hospital, his eyes are closed and he is hooked up to a ventilation machine. It is not a pleasant sight.

The person selling the photos claims to have four photos — the one we were shown was taken about an hour before he died. The final photo was taken after he was taken off life support.

Asking price is in the low five figures.

The “low five figures.” How awful. You know, even completely independent of the fact that there’s some deranged ex-wife sick fuck peddling the pictures for one last grasp at financial solvency, it’s horrible that these “individuals” are so sad and desperate to sell out a dead TV star that the asking price is in the “low five figures.” You know, I know the guy had his problems in life and sometimes didn’t do the right thing all of the time (and who’s fucking perfect, anyway?), but pushing photos of a dead Gary Coleman? What the fuck are you talking about, Willis? Jesus wept.

I’d expect this kind of bullshit over on or something or one of those other lurid websites that glorify gloom and doom and gore — but I can tell you one thing: if those pictures finally do surface, you won’t be seeing them from me. Something that might be worse than big-time ragging on someone for their actions on Earth before they kicked? It’s this kind of shit that’s the lowest of the low.

Turns Out There’s One Bitch Cesar Millan Can’t Tame

Ceasar and Wife Split

Sad news for fans of love: The Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan and his wife Ilusion have decided to call it quits. Ceser let his rabid following of weirdos, housewives and Kathy Griffin in on the unfortunate news via his website:

We are sad to announce that after 16 years of marriage we have decided to file for divorce. The decision was made after much consideration and time. We remain caring friends, and are fully committed to the co-parenting of our two boys.

Well, this is like Al and Tipper all over again! But hey, if they’re not happy, then it’s the best thing to do. But I do have one little gripe here: Why do people always use “we are sad to announce…” as the intro to their divorce announcement? It’s like… No you’re not sad. At least you shouldn’t be. You’re officially ending a failed marriage. I’m sure that that had to suck, but shouldn’t you be psyched you’re getting a divorce? Who cares! Don’t be sad! You’ll move on, the public will move on, this is a great thing. I mean, it’s not like you’re Lamar and Khloe. If those two split up, that would be devastating.

Zack Morris is Totally Back on the Market, You Guys

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Mark-Paul Gosselaar and his wife of thirteen years, Lisa Ann Russell, have separated, sources confirm. According to these sources, Mark-Paul is all broken up over the, uh, breakup. Hence the term, I guess.

The couple has two children together, but there’s been no word on whether or not a custody arrangement will be discussed. Gosselaar’s rep also states that you’re probably not going to get any icky details or insight into what happened between the couple to cause the split:

“Mark-Paul Gosselaar and his wife Lisa are currently separated, but they both remain focused on their family and are jointly committed to their children.”

I know that divorce isn’t cool and any kind of breakup after a long-term relationship sucks, but hey, Zack Mark-Paul. Look on the bright side: Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (who, incidentally, has a name built similarly to your own with that whole annoying-assed hyphen thing that even she doesn’t use anymore, ’cause it’s so 1989) is probably willing to shag you one last time for posterity.

Oh … wait. No, probably ‘no’ on that. She and her husband are expecting a child of their own this year. Sorry, pal. Maybe you can look up your old pal Lisa Turtle or if you’re really desperate, Screech Powers. I hear he’s pretty desperate these days, himself.

Sorry to hear the bad news, pal, and I hope everything works out for you and yours. You were a big part of my childhood and adolescence, and I totally do not regret buying the DVD set of both Saved By the Bell and Saved By the Bell: The College Years.

… Well, maybe The College Years. But just a little bit.