Today's Evil Beet Gossip

David Letterman

Letterman Learns That Sex Sells

If you can believe it, David Letterman confessing on live television that he had inappropriate relations with members of his staff actually had a positive impact on ratings. I know, I know...

Madonna Eats!

Madonna went all Oprah on us and returned to The Late Show with David Letterman last night to mend old, broken fences with Dave-O. Whenever Madonna is on a talk-show, every thing she says...

Celebs: They’re Just Like Us!

They fall flat on their faces too! Why, oh why do I find people falling on their faces to be one of the funniest things ever?  And why isn’t there video of Jennifer Garner wiping out...

Everybody Hates Jeremy Piven

Here is a realization that I just had: Hollywood seems more capable of speaking out against Jeremy Piven’s recent actions than about Chris Brown’s. I’ve heard a ton of...

LC on Letterman

David Letterman’s just kind of making a cottage industry of making The Hills kids look like morons. I guess it’s not that hard a job. Up now: Lauren Conrad.