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David Boreanaz is Shaping Up To Be a Regular Tiger Woods

David Boreanaz Cheated on Wife With a Porn Star

Jeez Louise. You see that prize? This is Gina Rodriguez aka Demi Delia aka the third woman to step out and say she was getting it on with Bones star David Boreanaz. I’m starting to love this, by the way. I’m starting to really enjoy watching these cheating scandals unfold because it’s essentially a clown car of retarded, pretty girls with all of these guys at this point. And it’s a domino-effect of dumbness, too. It’s as if Michelle “Bombshell” McGee would have never thought to rat out Jesse James for money if she hadn’t seen that Rachel Uchitel do it so well with Tiger. I feel like all these hoes are getting ideas from each other. It’s the skanky leading the skanky and as long as it’s not hurting me, it’s delicious.

ANYWAY! This Gina Rodriguez character apparently had an on-going thing with David after they met and got their sex on for the first time at an Easter party in Encino. Classy. From Radar Online:

Boreanaz turned up at an Easter party at the house with another guy and he ended-up staying the night. Gina had the master bedroom and suite at the house and I saw him walking around (not fully dressed) the following morning. I had the room next-door and could hear them laughing and giggling. Gina told me after he left that he was a ‘really cute and fun guy’.

On another occasion one of my friends drove them to the Guys And Dolls nightclub, and I saw him at the house on at least three more occasions after that.

David and Gina talked on the phone often . She knew that he was married, but she didn’t seem to care.“She claimed that they were ‘just friends, ’ but obviously the relationship was much more than that. I think they casually dated for a few months and the relationship seemed pretty casual but Gina really liked David.

She is a fun woman who has two teenage kids, and although she has worked in the porn industry she is pretty savvy when it comes to business too.

And meanwhile David’s wife is remaining by his side and was even seen out at an event with him this weekend. I would LOVE to know what kind of crow Dave’s eating at home these days. His wife must get to make his life a living hell 24/7 for sport. She probably has that mother fucker by the balls. Good for her.

Let’s see how this continues to unravel…

Want to See Rachel Uchitel’s Ta-Tas?

I don’t, ’cause I’m not into that whole shock-type of visual assault, but I’m sure there’s got to be a market for something like this somewhere or another.

Rachel Uchitel, the mistress of both Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz (and God knows who else), is taking Playboy up on their offer to pose nude for the illustrious skin mag. However, she’s not willing to show her gilded promised-land cooter — the mistress is only interested in showing her fake tits and plastic ass.

It seems like only yesterday she was mourning the loss of her boyfriend who was killed during the 9/11 attacks. Uchitel was quoted earlier in the decade stating that she doesn’t think of her former fiance with regret any longer:

“When I think of Andy I no longer cry. I smile and I laugh. I’m at that point now. I can go on everyday knowing that somebody like him chose me to love.”

After she lost her Andy in the attacks, she found love and solace in the arms of a former classmate, Steven Ehrenkranz. Although some “insiders” claimed that Uchitel was a ho with a penchant for married men (Uchitel had a “history of being with married men” and had been called “self-destructive.”) Ehrenkranz blindly married the cock-bandit in 2004 and the couple divorced four months later. Gotta dig that ever-lasting kind of love.

My my, how far we’ve come Ms. Uchitel. Wherever they are, your Andy and your ex-husband must be so damned proud of you. Keep on keepin’ on, woman: your next investment Hef calls.

David Boreanaz Was the Original Tiger, Bitches, and Don’t You Forget It

Radar Online has received exclusive information pertaining to Bones star David Boreanaz and his, uh, “indiscretions” with the newest Hollywood ho, Rachel Uchitel. You’ll remember that Uchitel was originally linked to Tiger Woods … and there’s no need to explain how all of that turned out.

Not only do the texts and phone conversations that RO received show Uchitel as an icky woman who’s just desperate for male affection, it also paints her with the obsessive, possessive brush — the sources claim that Rachel repeatedly begged encouraged Boreanaz to make their “relationship” permanent:

In the messages, Uchitel tells Boreanaz that she is unable to go see him in LA and urges him to come see her in NY instead, writing, “I need you here so we can be together.” Boreanaz tells her, “This is not a good time.” His wife Jamie was pregnant with the couple’s second child at the time of his affair with Uchitel. Uchitel erupts in anger and writes, “I can’t do this anymore…Just go. Just (bleeping) go and be with her.” This causes Boreanaz to get angry and he writes: “Why do u act like such a (bleeping) child!!! She is my wife.” But that doesn’t cause Uchitel to back off and she replies,“Oh, please!!” She grows more furious with him and writes,“You’re such a liar. You’re never leaving. You’ve wasted my time and I’m once again alone … I can’t (bleeping) be alone anymore. I’ve been alone my entire life.” Boreanaz fights back, writing, “What the HELL are you talking about. We spend more than enough time together.”

So, not only is Uchitel responsible for dabbling in yet another marriage (though she insinuated that she had a liaison with Boreanaz months back), David Boreanaz’s wife now knows that there were other women, too, in addition to the woman who supposedly tried to extort money from the actor and his wife — not so unlike Tiger and his relationship with estranged wife, Elin.

Reps for Boreanaz and his wife claim that they’re going to work through this (or rather, these) and they anticipate coming out on top.

Funny. That’s what she said.

Tiger Mistress, Rachel Uchitel, Arrives in LA to Wreak Some More Havoc

Rachel Uchitel, you’ll remember, was the “first” Tiger Woods mistress to emerge from the woodwork. She was also linked to David Boreanaz (current admitted cheater) in the past, claiming that she lured him away from his wife and boned the Bones actor.

She’s arrived in LA (sans her attorney, Gloria Allred) to clear her name — or rather, what’s left of it. Uchitel states that she was not the one looking to extort money from Boreanaz, who recently spoke of marital infidelity and mistress blackmail. Uchitel was spotted leaving LA amateur hotspot, Chateau Marmont, with a friend, looking to be in high spirits.

Rachel’s looking well these days. In the sense that you can barely see her features beyond her eyes and teeth due to her amazing spray tan. Hasn’t she seen Jersey Shore? Doesn’t she know how blurred your features can become under the influence of liquid gold orange?

Apparently Bones Isn’t Just a Clever Name

Actor David Boreanaz is the latest star to come clean about his extramarital affairs. The star of Bones is far from an Angel it turns out because homeboy has been sleeping around behind his wife of nine years’ back forever, apparently. David made a statement to People about his affairs saying, “Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible.”

Before we all pat Dave-O on the back for ‘fessing up re: his misdoings, you should know that David only came forward with this because he had to. Apparently one of his mistresses has been threatening to leak the information to media outlets. Hey! If I have to give the man props for one thing, it’s for not letting some hooker make a dime off of his wife’s pain (I’m looking at you, Jesse and Tiger.)

So why do you guys think this has been the year of unmasking Hollywood’s illicit love affairs? I’m not even going to pretend that men and women in this town haven’t been philandering since forever, but why is this all of a sudden what we’re reading about every day? The Summer of Death wasn’t enough for you? Well, now we’ve got the Winter and Spring of Divorce.