Can you guys seriously believe that American Pie came out twelve years ago? TWELVE YEARS AGO. It was on television the other night and I happened to catch, like, the last twenty minutes of it and it took me way, way back. I was sixteen when the movie came out and it seems like it was just yesterday. Frightening, really, how fast the time has gone since 1999.

Either way, it’s pretty awesome that they’re making a reunion movie, because not only will it be fun to reminisce over with old friends, it’s giving Tara Reid and Chris Klein the only jobs they’ve had in years. You just know that’s the mark of a good movie: one that serves multiple purposes, you know?

Were the American Pie movies (well, at least the first one anyway, they all kind of sucked hard after the first one) an integral part of your adolescence, too?

Chris Klein, who went into rehab back in June after getting a DUI, seems to actually comprehend that he needs to get his issues under control (unlike some people).  After 30 days after voluntarily being in treatment, he’s decided to stay a little bit longer.  Here’s the statement from his rep:

“Chris, along with his support team, has decided to extend his treatment. He is doing fantastic and is optimistic about his future. He thanks everyone for their continued support.”

I’m not going to pretend like I deeply care about Chris Klein or anything like that  - it’s not 2000 (did you guys see Here on Earth?  It was so beautiful, or at least it was when I was 12). But amidst all the celebrities that don’t take rehab seriously or don’t get treatment when they clearly, clearly need it, I think it’s cool when someone, as irrelevant as he may be, can just deal with what he needs to deal with.

Of course, Chris Klein may just be having a fun time doing crafts or whatever.  That’s always a possibility.

Ah, marriage. Quite a step up from her former American Pie castmate boyfriend, Chris Klein. Some marry, others go on benders and then go to rehab. Good on you, girl.

Mena married her long-term boyfriend, music producer Simon Sestito, in Vatican City this past Saturday. Suvari was previously married to Robert Brinkmann, who was 17 years older than the star. According to Mena’s Twitter, she announced her recent trip to Rome, where the ceremony took place:

Well, Lovers, here we go!!! LolI’m about to board flight for Roma! I’m so excited, I can’t wait! (Except for the loooooonnnng travel from LA, which I’m not particularly looking forward to! Lol)Everyone at the airline has been so friendly & I’m thrilled to be reunited with @issimomusic and experience ALL the magic that is Italy!I hope you all are well & enjoying your wonderful weekend!

Congratulations to the newlyweds!

And by “band camp,” I mean “rehab,” naturally.

After recent events involving Klein and his (second) DUI, reps for the actor state that he is, indeed, headed to rehab to control his monsters:

“After recent events, Chris was forced to take a clear look at a problem he has been trying to deal with himself for years. He understands now that he can not beat this disease alone. He thanks everyone for their support as he takes all the necessary steps to deal with his addiction and asks for privacy while doing so.”

Well, good for you, Chris. I admire your rep’s honesty that an issue needs to be addressed, and you’re taking the bull by the horns in order to do so. A lot of flighty celebrities do their thing out in public (sometimes at the cost of others), and taking the wheel after you’ve been drinking just isn’t cool. I’m glad to see that you’re seeking the help that you clearly need.

Very successful film actor and burgeoning theater nerd Chris Klein was arrested in L.A. this morning on the 101 freeway for driving under the influence. Chris blew a .20 on his breathalyzer test and the legal limit in California is less than half of that, .08. This is the second DUI for Chris in the past six years, and while that’s not exactly Lohan-status, it doesn’t look good either.

Chris wasn’t just putting himself and every other person on the freeway in danger, either. The cops found Chris’ dogs in the car with him, and unlike their owner, they’ve already been released. Chris’ $25,000 bail still hasn’t been posted at the time this was published.

So what’s Chris’ deal? I’ve heard for years that he’s been a different person since his split with Katie Holmes and that whole Mamma Mia thing was certainly odd… I’m thinking this is all leading up to some big reveal.

Now, when I said she looked like a box of popcorn, obviously I meant the fat-free variety.  The very bony Nicky Hilton attended the 14th Annual Los Angeles Antiques Show opening last night, appearing in desperate need of a calorie.

Nick Lachey was also there with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.  Does this put to rest the rumors that she was hanging all over 90210 actor Matt Lanter the night before?  I say “NO!” based on the couple’s body language.  Nothing says “impending breakup” like a jaw clamped shut as tightly as Miley Cyrus’ kneecaps.

“Actress” Shiva Rose was there.  I consider this woman about one step away from a miracle worker.  Not only did she manage to stay married in Hollywood (to Dylan McDermott) for more than a decade before her marriage imploded, she divorced with…wait for it…no lawyers on either side.  Amazing!

Hilary Swank appeared with her agent and boyfriend John Campisi.  I’m sorry, but he looks like Chad Lowe.  Doesn’t he?  Oh, the soft spot she has for a receding hairline, large forehead and weak chin.

Finally, Chris Klein was there.  Boy, he looks so familiar.  It’s almost like there’s someone in Hollywood who has that same face.  Who could it be? *cough*SuriCruise*cough*