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L.A. County Says Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Care About His Kids

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Charlie Sheen says ex wife Brooke Mueller shouldn’t have custody because she’s “evil” but L.A. County Dept. Children and Family Services doesn’t think Sheen is all that great either. TMZ‘s sources have it all:

they’re pissed that Charlie is hurling grenades at everyone involved in the mess that has become his family — calling Brooke Mueller a “whore,” the judge an “anus brain” and DCFS “incompetent and lascivious.”

Our DCFS sources — who work in the trenches — say Charlie has NEVER made a real move to take custody of Bob and Max. As one source put it, “He cares more about his drugs and porn stars than he does the kids.”

You know what? I don’t even doubt that. He really is childish.

I’m done giving him any more attention.

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Denise Richards Can’t Handle Charlie Sheen’s Bad Ass Kids Anymore

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Denise Richards has been looking after Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller‘s 4-year-old twins, Bob and Max, for the past few months since their parents are both raging drug addicts with no ability to parent a child. However, things are about to become a whole lot messier as even Denise can’t handle these little bad asses anymore. They’re torturing her dogs and her daughters and just being really violent and throw their own shit, among other things. Denise has had enough, so much so that she went to the authorities to tell them so.

From TMZ:

Sources connected with DCFS tell TMZ … Denise wrote a letter to the agency, saying the kids are violent and out of control, and she says it’s ALL Brooke’s fault.

DCFS sources say the letter details horrifying conduct.  Denise says Bob and Max often go into a “zombie-like state” — they repeatedly kick her dogs in the head and squeeze their heads with both hands while watching the dogs whimper in pain.  She also says the kids will flip from sweetly petting the dog to strangling the animals and lifting them off the ground by the neck.

According to the letter, Denise would tell the kids they were hurting the dogs, and Bob and Max would reply that they wanted to hurt and kill the dogs.

According to the letter, the violence is not limited to animals.  Denise says her daughters — Sam, Lola and Eloise — have been targets of the boys.  She says her daughters have been strangled, kicked in the head and stomach, scratched, bit, slapped, punched in the face and head, and spit on by Bob and Max.  Denise describes one incident which she seems to blame on Brooke — after visiting Mueller, Bob threw a toy at Sam’s face and she had to go to the doctor.

Denise says Bob and Max went to school in September and they have been problematic from the get-go.  She says Bob in particular has harmed other kids and punched and slapped teachers in the face.

Denise says the kids have also thrown their own feces into the bathroom of one of her daughters.

In the letter, Denise connects the bad conduct to the time the kids spend at Brooke’s home, claiming they act out violently when they are returned to Denise.  She also says the kids have had horrible nightmares after returning from Brooke’s home, where the kids would stay up with her til 4 AM.

In the long letter to DCFS, Denise — who has temporary guardianship of the boys while Brooke deals with her drug problems — says pediatricians have advised her to seek psychological counseling for the boys, but Brooke has blocked that effort.

This is actually a really sad story, because these kids are MESSED UP due to the situations they’ve been around for most of their lives up until this point. Also, the fact that Charlie’s ex-wife is looking after his kids… I mean, it’s all just a giant mess, isn’t it? I don’t really know anything about Denise Richards, but the woman is a saint for taking all this on on, because she’s clearly doing it out of the kindness of her heart and the sake of these children. But her daughters must be like, HELL NO, get these little bastards out of here! What a tough situation for everyone involved, especially Bob and Max, who I feel need to get into counseling NOW or else they’re gonna end up exactly like their parents :(

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Brooke Mueller Can’t Get A Restraining Order Against Crazy Charlie Sheen

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Charlie Sheen went on a recent rant about ex-wife Brooke Mueller, calling her “evil” and a “whore.” He’s concerned that her home isn’t a safe place for their kids, and Sheen doesn’t have sole custody. (Also, he just sucks, he’s Charlie Sheen.)

On the other side, Mueller isn’t taking too kindly to such verbal attacks, and filed a restraining order against him. Unfortunately for her, she didn’t get it. Here’s more of Sheen’s ranting from her request, via Daily News:

[T]here will be a reckoning. There will be a whirlwind. That they will all reap while desperate begging for my forgiveness. You’ve all been warned.

Sheen retaliated with more classy 12-year-old dude insults, like tweeting,

You are a chubby weirdo who will lose at every turn trying to get between me and my boys.

He then posted a photo of a birthday cake with a grenade in it. For her. How sweet.

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