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Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum Showed You His Daughter Because He Knew You Jerks Wanted It

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Channing Tatum posted a photo of his and Jenna Dewan‘s new baby girl online on Father’s Day for the world to see, and some people wondered why he put it on Facebook rather than getting a hefty sum from People or some other entertainment rag. Well, the answer is simple: paparazzi assholes would just keep chasing them for pics of the kid, so they decided to put one out there themselves to get photographers off their backs.

From ET Canada:

“We didn’t want to go through a tabloid — we just wanted to let it out so paparazzi would stop trying to hound us,” Tatum, 33, tells ET Canada. “You know, here it is, that’s it. Now, let us be.”

Since showing off his 3-week-old to the world, the White House Down star admits the majority of daddy duty has been continuing on his supportive streak, always on hand to help out where needed.

“[Jenna's] tired. Those first few months, it’s just ridiculous, just [taxing],” he says. “All I can really do is just sit there and change diapers … and get them food. Whatever they want.”

Fair enough – can’t argue with that one. The baby’s cute, they seem happy, our work is done here.

Here’s Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan’s Baby Friend

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We’re apparently all about the baby folk here at Evil Beet lately, and Kimye isn’t the only one who’s entered the world in recent weeks. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan also welcomed their first child, a little girl named Everly. SO CUTE. They shared the first photo on Father’s Day on both of their Facebook pages, as you do.

That baby’s pretty cute, although all babies sorta look the same when you first have them, so she doesn’t really look like anything but a baby. But yay! Babies and fathers and mothers, oh my!

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Have a New Baby Friend!

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Channing Tatum and wife Jenna Dewan have welcomed their first child together, woot woot. The baby was born in London last Thursday where they’re filming Jupiter Ascending, but there’s not much info besides that. Here’s the US Weekly “report”:

Add Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum to the list of hot Hollywood parents! The couple welcomed their first child together in London on Thursday, May 30, Us Weekly can exclusively confirm. The bundle of joy’s gender is not yet known.

Tatum, 33, and Dewan-Tatum, 32, announced they were expecting their first child in December. The couple met on the set of Step Up in 2006, and tied the knot in July 2009.

Well, that’s exciting. I don’t know why, but it’s always surprising to hear that people like Channing Tatum are married. I’m not exactly sure why – I don’t really know anything about him, but maybe my brain is hardwired into the Magic Mike trailer, so I just see all these dudes as perpetual bachelors.

In any case, congrats to the new mom and dad.

Channing Tatum Would Totally Do The Nasty With George Clooney

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It’s no surprise that the Sexiest Man Alive recognizes the sexiness of the Sexiest Man Alive who came before him, George Clooney. So let’s all just take a deep breath as we listen to Channing Tatum joke about how he would most definitely have sweaty man sex with the Silver Fox, shall we?

From The Sun:

“I’ve spent time with George Clooney and he’s the most interesting man on the planet.

He can do it all. Yep, I guess what I’m saying is I’d have sex with him.”

Fair enough, dude. Some hotness translates into all bodily languages, if you feel me, and I think George qualifies here. I don’t think I’ve ever run into a person – male or female, gay or straight – that doesn’t think George Clooney is good looking. That doesn’t mean they’re all attracted to him, but they can acknowledge a handsome face when they see one.  Though I have to say, I hope Channing isn’t wanting to settle down – George would never put a ring on it.

Here’s This Portrait of Channing Tatum Made Entirely of Mike & Ikes

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I love Channing Tatum, ok? I love him to death. I don’t think he’s, like, the sexiest man alive or anything, but I just think he seems so charming and likable in all his interviews and in all of his movies. My boyfriend agrees, and that’s why we’ve started a Channing Tatum movie collection. That’s also why we affectionately refer to him as “The Tater.” There’s a whole lot of Tater love going on in my house.

But you guys, Mike & Ikes? SO GROSS. Ugh, just seeing this portrait – made by pop artist Jason Mercier, by the way – fills me with disappointment from all my Halloweens past. I can’t even take this. The portrait was made using 5,000 Mike & Ikes, and that makes me want to vomit 5,000 times. Mike & Ikes are even worse than Milk Duds, and that’s really saying something.

So basically, it’s early, I fell in the snow after being outside for like three seconds in the snow, I’m cold, and now I feel sick after looking at so many stupid Mike & Ikes. But I love Channing Tatum. So I think this is still going to be a good day.

The Sexiest Man Alive is Having a Baby

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Wait, that’s not Channing Tatum! Good thing, because Channing Tatum isn’t the sexiest man alive anyway.

No, this is Jenna Dewan, Channing Tatum’s wife, and she’s having a baby—namely, Channing Tatum’s baby! From People:

The actor and his wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum ”are pleased to announce that they are expecting the birth of their first child next year,” reps for the couple confirm to PEOPLE exclusively.

Crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive in November, the Magic Mike star admitted he and the American Horror Story: Asylum actress, both 32, had babies on the brain, adding a family wasn’t too far off in their future.

“I’m ready; I think she’s ready,” Tatum told PEOPLE recently. “The first number that pops into my head is three, but I just want one to be healthy and then we’ll see where we go after that.”

Left up to Tatum, the couple — who wed in Malibu in 2009 — would be going the distance … all the way into the double digits. “It’s really easy for us guys to say, ‘I want like 15 kids,’” he noted. “Jenna will be like, ‘Well you better get another wife!’

Hear that, guys? Hear it? It’s the collective screams and groans of a million disappointed women who actually, for whatever reason, thought they stood a chance with the ‘Dear John’ actor.

Congratulations to the new family!

Quotables: Amanda Seyfried is Wrong, Everyone

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Channing [Tatum] was amazing. He’s a superstar. Everybody wants to have sex with him.

Amanda Seyfried, whose opinions I generally find to be amicable, on Channing Tatum, who was, incidentally, this year’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’. Hear that sound? No? That’s the sound of me YAKKING from 30,000 feet above y’alls heads. LOOK THE F-CK OUT.

Really and truly, though, there’s only one person I can think of who I positively know would have sex with Channing Tatum. She’s a Facebook friend and she’s always posting sadsack things about how she’s going to curl up and watch ‘Dear John’ for the sixteenth time this month, or how she’s going to “stay in” tonight because she’s OMG SO SAD and I DEFINE MYSELF THROUGH MY MAN, and how amazing and wonderful and positively darling Channing Tatum just has to be in real life, because of course he’s exactly the way he’s portrayed in all of his movies combined. And you know what? That girl is a pain in the ass. She is a pain in my ass and she would just love to have sex with Channing Tatum, so maybe I should lock her in a room with this simple-ass Amanda Seyfried, and let the two of them duke it out.

It’d at least more entertaining than the constant status updates. Or having to look at Channing Tatum’s squashed sack of sausage for a face.