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Channing Tatum

Yikes: Channing Tatum’s Pre-Fame Model Photos

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Before Channing Tatum was what people are convincing me is a household name, he did some modeling. At first glance of the above photo of him in a fur jacket, I thought Macklemore shaved his head. But no! That is Channing Tatum.

According to People, who posted these photos, “Tatum was an in-demand model, taking the runway for Diddy‘s Sean John line and Marc Ecko at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City.”

Really? What do you guys think of these?

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I do not see the appeal in this man. Honestly, I think he is probably the least attractive man in Hollywood. I’m not alone!

Channing Tatum Likes Getting Naked, Sculpting Women’s Bodies

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Channing Tatum is a funny fella. Kind of an okay actor, new dad and now… sculptor and secret nudist? Keep your hands on your keyboards, ladies and homosexual gentlemen – it’s totally innocent. He just… doesn’t like wearing clothes at home and really likes sculpting women’s bodies – so long as they’re hot and look like his wife‘s.

From Elle:

ELLE: She once said as soon as you get home, you get naked. What’s that about?

CT: I don’t really know. I have a really nice back porch where the pool is. Once the shoes are off, the socks come off too, and then everything else downstairs just follows at some point.

ELLE: I heard you’re a sculptor. What do you sculpt?

CT: I really love anatomy, in general. I like sculpting bodies.

ELLE: Are we talking live, nude models?

CT: Not yet. I’m sure that’s on the docket. My sculptures look like my wife. Not pregnant. [Laughs] Her old body.

Oh yeah, God forbid – who would want to sculpt PREGNANT bodies? Yucky! I’m rolling my eyes. But whatever. Go forth and create your art, bro – let no one stand in the way. Or something.

I wonder if he’s actually decent at sculpting? I mean, I don’t really wonder, but for the sake of this article, I do. Whatever, it’s a national holiday, news is slow.

Channing Tatum Showed You His Daughter Because He Knew You Jerks Wanted It

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Channing Tatum posted a photo of his and Jenna Dewan‘s new baby girl online on Father’s Day for the world to see, and some people wondered why he put it on Facebook rather than getting a hefty sum from People or some other entertainment rag. Well, the answer is simple: paparazzi assholes would just keep chasing them for pics of the kid, so they decided to put one out there themselves to get photographers off their backs.

From ET Canada:

“We didn’t want to go through a tabloid — we just wanted to let it out so paparazzi would stop trying to hound us,” Tatum, 33, tells ET Canada. “You know, here it is, that’s it. Now, let us be.”

Since showing off his 3-week-old to the world, the White House Down star admits the majority of daddy duty has been continuing on his supportive streak, always on hand to help out where needed.

“[Jenna's] tired. Those first few months, it’s just ridiculous, just [taxing],” he says. “All I can really do is just sit there and change diapers … and get them food. Whatever they want.”

Fair enough – can’t argue with that one. The baby’s cute, they seem happy, our work is done here.