Are there any of you out there who are, like, rejoicing at this moment? Saying, ‘Oh, man, Jessica Alba is MY FAVORITE ACTRESS EVER, and I’m SO GLAD that she and her AMAZING husband are having ANOTHER equally-amazing child!’ I mean, yeah, it’s nice that Jess A. and her husband who’s yet to be revealed as a cheater (I suppose it’s only a matter of time – he does have a loose affiliation with basketball on a certain level) are going to expand their family. That kind of news is always pretty nice, isn’t it? …

I mean, except when you’re bringing a life into the world with a total fruitbat like Gabriel Aubry, and then you’re apparently in a world of trouble. But even though Jessica Alba is sort of wicked boring, and Cash has got that basketball-curse strike against him just a little bit, I don’t think we’ll have to worry about psychosis and embarrassingly-public child custody battles down the road if these two ever DO split up.  I’ll admit, they seem like they’re in it for the long haul, and on the whole, baby news is super news.

Congratulations to the family on their expansion!

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren show off their undying love and their wedding rings as they take little Honor Marie out in LA on Sunday.

Okay, what do you think costs more: that stroller or a pair of Lohan boots?

And what’s cuter: The baby in that stroller or a pair of Lohan boots?

I know what my vote is.

Image via WENN

I normally make a cottage industry of hating on Jessica Alba, but this photo of the Alba-Warren clan out in NYC this weekend warms my evil little heart.

Jessica Alba, Cash Warren and the little one go out to lunch in Hollywood.

Here’s Jessica Alba, out and about with Cash Warren, just weeks after giving birth to little Honor Marie (who was not along for the trip).

Jessica looks much less pissed to see the cameras now that she’s lost that baby weight. She shared after Honor’s birth about how desperate she was to ditch the extra weight that made her feel unsexy. How vain is that! Like, I understand wanting to get your body back, but you were pregnant, Jess. The weight gain is nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, I’ve never been pregnant, so I can’t really say for sure, but when I’m pregnant I plan to eat anything and everything I want.

Come to think of it, I kind of do that anyway.

At dinner last night, there were four of us, and I forced everyone to order a dessert — after I’d eaten lobster, steak, oysters, bread, mashed potatoes and asparagus — and my girlfriend and I were going to share one. So there were three desserts in front of us, and I just dug the hell in. As I was scarfing down the chocolate cake, one of my guy friends was like, “Beet, try the tart,” and after I’d swallowed my gigantic bite of chocolate cake, I was like, “I dunno, dude. It’s not really on my diet,” and then I laughed at my own joke for like 10 minutes. Ha ha. I think I’m just going to start telling people I’m pregnant so I don’t have to feel guilty about eating like crap. Oh, who am I kidding? I don’t feel guilty about eating like crap. I love it!

Oh, and check out Jessica’s wedding ring. It’s kinda funny-looking. Maybe this is just a bad angle.

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are expecting their first baby together in late spring or early summer.

Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!

Unwed mothers are the new black.

I need to get pregnant. This childless thing is so 2006.