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Cara Delevingne’s Bisexuality Is Not A Phase

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To be honest, I kinda hoped that Cara Delevingne would stop being a thing by now, but here we are giving her movie roles and still putting her on magazine covers, so it doesn’t look like we’re going to be free anytime soon. One of the most annoying things about Cara is her continued insistence on addressing her sexuality but being weird about it, saying she’s bisexual but she still thinks dudes are ToTeS hOt!!!~*~* so don’t thinks she’s SUPER gay or anything! But also, her bisexuality isn’t just a phase, guys!

From The New York Times:

A recent Vogue cover article led to an online petition protesting the suggestion that her bisexuality might be a phase. Ms. Delevingne, who said she found the protest flattering, though she saw “nothing malicious” in the article itself, said: “My sexuality is not a phase. I am who I am.”

Ugh, whatever. If she is who she is, why does she have to CONTINUALLY TALK ABOUT IT? I know she’s famous and likely gets asked about it from time to time, but celebrities also get to say what questions can and can’t be asked, so if she wanted to just get on with her life, she’d shut up about it and live it.

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Cara Delevingne Is So Obnoxious

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Cara Delevingne is bisexual, openly so, and has dated both men and women. Incidentally, I had no idea that she’s dating St. Vincent, an indie musician who’s pretty okay. It’s a strange pairing, but they seem happy together, so good for them, I guess. Cara finally talked about the relationship for the first time in a new interview with Vogue, wherein she admitted that she’s totally in love and has accepted her sexuality… before completely undoing that by yammering on about how much she still loves dick.

As this story went to press, she was seriously involved with the singer Annie Clark, better known by her stage name, St. Vincent. “I think that being in love with my girlfriend is a big part of why I’m feeling so happy with who I am these days. And for those words to come out of my mouth is actually a miracle.”

Cara says she felt confused by her sexuality as a child, and the possibility of being gay frightened her. “It took me a long time to accept the idea, until I first fell in love with a girl at 20 and recognized that I had to accept it,” she explains. “But I have erotic dreams only about men. I had one two nights ago where I went up to a guy in the back of a VW minivan, with a bunch of his friends around him, and pretty much jumped him.”

This is basically the showbiz equivalent of “no homo” and it’s so ridiculous. Why does she need to qualify her comment about being in love with her girlfriend by also insisting that she still really likes penises? Like, hey guys, I know I’m with a woman, but it’s not SO bad – men are still SUUUUUPER HOT!1!1! I know she’s bisexual, not a lesbian, and that’s fine and valid and whatever. But imagine how her girlfriend feels? You spend one sentence saying you’re in love and the next saying about how you can’t stop dreaming about dicks? No thanks.

Cara Delevingne has pretty much always been the worst, and she’s young so it’s fine, but dear god, I hope she becomes less insufferable over time.

Cara Delevingne is fighting the good fight against nipple censorship

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Cara Delevingne has nothing better to do with her time than fight the good fight against female nipple censorship. You see, men can walk around topless and post photos of their bare chests on social media all the time, but if a woman does it, it’s against policy and always removed. The best way to fight it? Go nipple crazy on Instagram!

There’s a bit of NSFW-ness behind the cut, so click at your own risk:

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Cara Delevingne wasn’t always a beauty

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Before anyone gets their panties in a twist, yes, I’m being somewhat facetious with the headline. All kids are cute (not!) and precious in their own way and there’s no reason to talk smack about kids. That being said, Cara Delevingne is a famous model now who makes more money in a single photoshoot than I will this year, probably, so I doubt she’s worried about me talking shit.

Cara posted a picture of her miniature self on Instagram earlier this week and it’s sort of hilarious:


You can see the beginnings of that strong eyebrow game going, but she sorta looks like Gizmo from Gremlins, doesn’t she? I mean that in the cutest way possible, of course, and obviously it hasn’t hurt her any. That pic above is one of my favs of her – stunning! (And yes, I’m anticipating those who will come under and talk about how ugly you think she is.)

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It’s Official: Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne Are Dating

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Colour no one surprised – Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne are an actual couple and are giving it a go. Dear God. Everyone sorta figured that was the case since they were drooling all over each other (and everyone else) when they showed up drunk at that basketball game earlier this year. Then they started talking about remaking Thelma & Louise together and that basically sealed the deal.

Well, now Michelle has publicly acknowledged what’s sure to be a short-term union in a new interview with The Mirror:

Gushing about the 21-year-old, the smitten Fast & Furious star said: “It’s going really well. She’s so cool. When we started hanging out I just thought she was awesome, and we have the best time together. She’s hard though. You wouldn’t want to mess with her in a fight.”

Well, that’s… sweet? I dunno, this whole thing just kinda weirds me out. Of course I love having people on the team – the more the merrier! – but I just have so many questions about this one. How did they meet? Where? How did they start ~doin’ it~? Are they serious about this or is this just a “we’ll sleep together when we meet up and then I’ll be on my way” thing? The world may never know…

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week


Last week on Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week, we saw Camilla Belle wearing something diabolical. This week, Shia LaBeouf (above) clearly takes my WTF spot for the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week. But do you agree? See what others wore this week below (and ask yourself, “Did Laura Prepon do something to her face?”) and make your choices!

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