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Cara Delevingne

Cara Delevingne Is So Obnoxious

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Cara Delevingne is bisexual, openly so, and has dated both men and women. Incidentally, I had no idea that she’s dating St. Vincent, an indie musician who’s pretty okay. It’s a strange pairing, but they seem happy together, so good for them, I guess. Cara finally talked about the relationship for the first time in a new interview with Vogue, wherein she admitted that she’s totally in love and has accepted her sexuality… before completely undoing that by yammering on about how much she still loves dick.

As this story went to press, she was seriously involved with the singer Annie Clark, better known by her stage name, St. Vincent. “I think that being in love with my girlfriend is a big part of why I’m feeling so happy with who I am these days. And for those words to come out of my mouth is actually a miracle.”

Cara says she felt confused by her sexuality as a child, and the possibility of being gay frightened her. “It took me a long time to accept the idea, until I first fell in love with a girl at 20 and recognized that I had to accept it,” she explains. “But I have erotic dreams only about men. I had one two nights ago where I went up to a guy in the back of a VW minivan, with a bunch of his friends around him, and pretty much jumped him.”

This is basically the showbiz equivalent of “no homo” and it’s so ridiculous. Why does she need to qualify her comment about being in love with her girlfriend by also insisting that she still really likes penises? Like, hey guys, I know I’m with a woman, but it’s not SO bad – men are still SUUUUUPER HOT!1!1! I know she’s bisexual, not a lesbian, and that’s fine and valid and whatever. But imagine how her girlfriend feels? You spend one sentence saying you’re in love and the next saying about how you can’t stop dreaming about dicks? No thanks.

Cara Delevingne has pretty much always been the worst, and she’s young so it’s fine, but dear god, I hope she becomes less insufferable over time.

Cara Delevingne is fighting the good fight against nipple censorship

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Cara Delevingne has nothing better to do with her time than fight the good fight against female nipple censorship. You see, men can walk around topless and post photos of their bare chests on social media all the time, but if a woman does it, it’s against policy and always removed. The best way to fight it? Go nipple crazy on Instagram!

There’s a bit of NSFW-ness behind the cut, so click at your own risk:

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Cara Delevingne wasn’t always a beauty

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Before anyone gets their panties in a twist, yes, I’m being somewhat facetious with the headline. All kids are cute (not!) and precious in their own way and there’s no reason to talk smack about kids. That being said, Cara Delevingne is a famous model now who makes more money in a single photoshoot than I will this year, probably, so I doubt she’s worried about me talking shit.

Cara posted a picture of her miniature self on Instagram earlier this week and it’s sort of hilarious:

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You can see the beginnings of that strong eyebrow game going, but she sorta looks like Gizmo from Gremlins, doesn’t she? I mean that in the cutest way possible, of course, and obviously it hasn’t hurt her any. That pic above is one of my favs of her – stunning! (And yes, I’m anticipating those who will come under and talk about how ugly you think she is.)

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It’s Official: Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne Are Dating

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Colour no one surprised – Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne are an actual couple and are giving it a go. Dear God. Everyone sorta figured that was the case since they were drooling all over each other (and everyone else) when they showed up drunk at that basketball game earlier this year. Then they started talking about remaking Thelma & Louise together and that basically sealed the deal.

Well, now Michelle has publicly acknowledged what’s sure to be a short-term union in a new interview with The Mirror:

Gushing about the 21-year-old, the smitten Fast & Furious star said: “It’s going really well. She’s so cool. When we started hanging out I just thought she was awesome, and we have the best time together. She’s hard though. You wouldn’t want to mess with her in a fight.”

Well, that’s… sweet? I dunno, this whole thing just kinda weirds me out. Of course I love having people on the team – the more the merrier! – but I just have so many questions about this one. How did they meet? Where? How did they start ~doin’ it~? Are they serious about this or is this just a “we’ll sleep together when we meet up and then I’ll be on my way” thing? The world may never know…

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

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Last week on Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week, we saw Camilla Belle wearing something diabolical. This week, Shia LaBeouf (above) clearly takes my WTF spot for the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week. But do you agree? See what others wore this week below (and ask yourself, “Did Laura Prepon do something to her face?”) and make your choices!

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Are Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez Remaking ‘Thelma and Louise’

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Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne have become best friends/lesbian lovers over the past few months, spreading their drunken glee around the globe and now… maybe to the big screen? Michelle is an actress and Cara wants to be one, and because of that there’s been talks that they might do a remake of Thelma and Louise together. Like, WHAT?

From The Sun (via Vogue Australia):

In what may be the most unsubstantiated rumour since the announcement of Miranda Kerr’s supposed segue into a singing career, The Sun has reported Delevingne and Rodriguez (best known for her role in the Fast and Furious film series) are in talks about co-starring as the duo in a modern adaptation of the 1991 cult classic film.

Despite the fact that the friendship is still a relatively new one (they first bonded at a Knicks basketball game in January), The Sun reported Rodriguez is requesting Delevingne as her co-star.

While Delevingne’s acting experience to date is limited, she’s made her ambitions concerning the big screen known, and has even been credited with having “natural acting talent” by director Michael Winterbottom, who cast her for his 2014 release, The Face of an Angel, which was inspired by the 2009 murder trial involving Amanda Knox.

Oh Lord. First of all, it begs the question: Why the fuck are we even remaking Thelma and Louise? Why is it needed? Honestly, I would like to know. Second of all, if we ARE redoing it, WHY IS IT STARRING MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ? No disrespect, but her acting is average at best and just… no. Second of all, Cara Delevingne as her co-star? So, basically we’re trying to ensure that this is a straight-to-DVD release, right?

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