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Bronx Mowgli Wentz

5Ashlee Simpson’s Son is Almost as Big as Her

If you’ve ever wondered how truly tiny Ashlee Simpson is, just check out this photo of her holding her son Brox, who is like, a toddler (a really, really adorable one.) Either Bronx Wentz is the largest baby on the planet, or Ashlee Simpson is the smallest woman in the world. In some of these photos, if you squint your eyes, it almost looks like he’s carrying her.

October 16, 2010 at 11:15 am by Molls

14Don’t Pretend to Slash Those Wrists Just Yet, Emo Kids

Fallout Boy is on a break, but is not breaking up, according to Pete Wentz. Pete says that the band “just got burned out” but they haven’t definitively called it quits.

“We’re just on a break. I think that after having Bronx, and with my wife [Ashlee Simpson] having this much of a workload right now, it has been such a good thing for me. There’s nothing I wanna be better at in the world than being a dad.”

Echoing a sentiment that has most likely been typed on many a blog by mourning emo hipsters, Wentz added, “Before, it was like I might not be okay if Fall Out Boy doesn’t come back. But I think I’ll be okay. It’s too soon to say [if we'll we back]. We just got burned out.”

Take a lesson from Pete, eyeliner clad minions: if he can learn to live without Fallout Boy, so can you.

February 6, 2010 at 12:38 pm by Kelly
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10Bronx Wentz: Cry Baby

Pete Wentz took his son Bronx on a walk around NYC yesterday and that little muffin was crying his face off the whole time. Poor guy was probably freezing, not to mention freaked out that there were guys taking his picture so that an asshole like me could later buy those photos and then post commentary about them on the Internet. It’s either one of those things or his father’s hair smells as bad as I assume it does. I don’t hate Pete, but I hope the dude turned around and gave his kid a cookie or something. Regardless, it’s clearly hard work being one of the cutest babies in the game.

January 15, 2010 at 1:37 pm by Molls

4Let’s Be Nice to Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz took baby Bronx on a walk in Manhattan yesterday and she looked more comfortable and at-home than we’ve seen her look in awhile. First of all, I am so glad she’s back to the dark hair. Did anyone else think Ashlee was adorable back in the day when she had her MTV show with her old nose and that mullet? I loved her. She was so spunky. Ever since she went back to blond, took off that old nose of hers and then went red, I’ve been a little bummed out about her. However, it looks like she’s in her groove again. She’s supposedly doing great in Chicago on Broadway, she’s got her kid and a cute, funny husband. More of that, Ashlee! More of that!

January 4, 2010 at 12:06 pm by Molls

9Bronx Goes on Tour!!!

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Son Bronx Mowgli on Tour Bus in London Pictures Photos

Complete and total adorableness!

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz — who’s lost all her baby weight and THEN SOME — carries little Bronx Mowgli out of a London hotel and onto a tour bus. Ash and Bronx are accompanying Pete Wentz on the Fall Out Boy tour. I guess Ashlee finished filming the Melrose Place pilot that probably won’t get picked up?

At least she has a precious little kiddo!!!

April 28, 2009 at 12:14 pm by Evil Beet

14Merry Christmas from the Simpson-Wentz Family!

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Pictures Photos

Rather than hawk the first photos of their baby to the highest bidder, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz debuted the first photos of Bronx on Pete’s website, Friends or Enemies, with a note encouraging readers to donate to one of several suggested charities (including the Richie Madden Foundation).

Ya know, the more I learn about Pete Wentz, the more I think he’s probably a wicked smart and downright decent dude. Great catch, Ashlee.

December 25, 2008 at 10:11 pm by Evil Beet