9Tara Reid Demanded Free Clothes; Got Nothing Instead

Tara Reid, of American Pie movies and lots of awful publicity, got into a bit of a tough spot when the employees at All Saints clothing wouldn’t give her a discount or free clothes. From Page Six:

The “American Pie” star was seen shopping at edgy Brit brand All Saints last week when she was overheard berating employees for refusing to give her a discount because of her “fame,” and then was booted, spies said.

“She was screaming,” said a source. “She had to be escorted out by security. She seemed drunk.”

The trouble began when Reid — star of upcoming TV movie “Sharknado” with Ian Ziering—arrived at the Robertson Boulevard store where, a spy said, “She said she needed an outfit for Coachella.” But, the spy added, she “demanded a discount.” When the store declined, Reid insisted she deserved the break “because of her fame,” a spy said. She then “began to scream at them and was escorted out.”

I had to look up Sharknado. Sharknado appears to be a film about sharks and tornados. Possibly sharks in tornados. The poster is a shark in a tornado with the tagline “ENOUGH SAID.” I think I need more, but okay. Moving on,

A rep for Reid told us that she was with her C-list client during the incident, and that we’re just not on “Team Tara.”

“Tara gets a huge discount with All Saints in the UK and Paris because she’s a walking billboard for them,” the rep snapped. “She gets photographed . . . so they give her huge hookups. We told them we get a discount, and they said they’d email the press team.”

The rep added Reid was in a dressing room when a salesperson then came in to tell her she’d been denied. “Tara didn’t think it made sense and asked them to check again,” the rep said.

The store offered to hold Reid’s items for her, according to the rep, and Tara left empty-handed, on her own steam.

As far as Reid’s state in the store: “She was definitely not drunk. People love to say Tara’s hammered and this and that . . . whoever is saying that is not on Team Tara,” the rep said.

“Team Tara”? And you’re a publicist? And someone pays you to say these things and release these statements and the best thing you can come up with is some Regina George bullshit about not being on “Team Tara”? Is this so f-cking fantastic, from now on, I will only refer to Tara Reid as Team Tara, (but it’s not like I’m going to get that opportunity a lot, let’s be real here.)

Hey, Team Tara?

April 22, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

3Ugh, Gag Me: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Might Be Back Together

I’m going to go ahead and hold out hope that this is all a crock of shit, because I just ate breakfast and would prefer not to throw up all over my keyboard. That’ll be what happens if reports are true that Justin “Baby Elvis” Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together, since apparently they were seen kissing in Norway.  Oh, and Justin posted the photo above on his Instagram for about three minutes before deleting it, so…

From People:

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber‘s relationship appears to be back on – again!

The Spring Breakers star traveled to Oslo, Norway to be with the pop star, who performed a concert there Thursday. And the two have left no doubt that their romantic flame has reignited.

“They were holding hands, hugging and they kissed on the lips,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They looked really in love, like no fights ever happened before. It definitely looked like they were back together.”

We know Selena went to Norway because there were pictures of her at the airport in Oslo, but I want to believe she’s smarter than this. Then again, maybe I should expect less from the girl who hides from celebrities she likes.

April 22, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

2Jennifer Lawrence Fumbles Again At An Awards Show

Jennifer Lawrence is so endearing and quirky and awkward and etc etc that she tripped on her own gown at the Oscars. The little spark plug did it again at the GLAAD Media Awards, but this time, merely tripping over her words while trying to introduce Former President Bill Clinton.

From US Magazine:

Lawrence, for her part, endeared herself to both the politician and the crowd when she tripped over President Clinton’s name in her introduction and accidentally read some of Weinstein’s lines instead of her own. “It’s not my comfort zone,” she recently told U.K. magazine Fabulous of speaking in public. “Making movies is where I belong. I shouldn’t be heard just talking. So, when I’m doing movies, I’m really happy. That’s where I’m comfortable, that’s my home. When you put me on a red carpet or on a stage, I turn into chihuahua Jennifer.”

Whatever, it’s cute. So cute that TIME Magazine named her one of the 100 Most Influential People In The World, joining Lady Gaga.

Clinton, recipient of the Advocate for Change Award, was on hand to bring the sass.

During his acceptance speech, he joked that he was like a dinosaur next to the 22-year-old star [presenter Jennifer Lawrence.]

It looked like “she was touring the Museum of Natural History” backstage, Clinton, 66, quipped playfully, noting that “she was like 2 years old” when he took office in January 1993. (In fact, that’s not an exaggeration; the actress was born in August 1990.)

(Let’s just take this moment to listen to Clinton’s campaign song, “Don’t Stop”, by Fleetwood Mac, for the memories.)

Oh, Ms. Lawrence also showed up with a new haircut. Thoughts? See more photos of her hair + outfit and even a couple of her with President Clinton.

April 21, 2013 at 2:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

6Well That Was Fast: “Ready To Love” Cancelled

Eva Longoria‘s dating show, Ready To Love, hosted by Giuliana and Bill Rancic, has been cancelled. I think we can all figure out why. Show of hands:

1. Who knew that Eva Longoria was involved in this?
2. Who knew what this show was even about?
3. Who watched this?

It was cancelled after 2 episodes. lol. Also NBC isn’t sure if it’s even worth airing the remaining episodes. Another lol. The Bachelor it is not. From Natmonitor.com:

Reality TV World reports that Longoria’s show was cancelled because of poor ratings. “Ready for Love” did horribly when it premiered on April 10. The dating show average only 3.85 million viewers during its two-hour debut. Unfortunately, the second episode performed even worse, averaging only 3.37 million viewers.

“Ready for Love” was hosted by Giuliana Rancic and Bill Rancic and was widely expected to do better than it did because it had “The Voice” as a lead-in.

The show was about finding a date for three bachelors by utilizing the skills of three professional matchmakers to locate the perfect dates for each bachelor.

Prior to the show airing on TV, Longoria remarked to NBC that the show was an attempt to replicate some of the techniques that people use today to find a date, such as joining Internet dating sites. She noted at the time that she hoped people would be inspired by the show to go out in search of their perfect match.

So now I ask you, Evil Beeters, did any of you out there watch this? Again, no jugement from me, I watch Splash. Voluntarily.

April 21, 2013 at 8:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

5Get Ready To Punch Yourself In The Head; Kris Jenner’s Talk Show Is Coming In July

Kris Jenner, the one to blame for Kim and the rest of the whole Kardashian empire, has a set date for her stupid talk show to premiere. On July 15, on Fox, you can watch Kris interview C and B-list celebs who really, really need the publicity. I’m expecting the entire Kardashian family (except for Kylie and Kendall), Kris’ vaguely famous friends, and Bravo Housewives as guests. I predict that she will beg Kanye every day to come on the show and he’ll laugh and say, “That shit cray.”

Here’s more info about this soon-to-be cancelled talk show, from Mstarz:

The host of the new show tweeted today,

“My show starts July 15th & I’m so excited! Go follow@krisjennershow for all the latest. #KrisTV”

Twenieth Television first announced on Thursday that Kris Jenner’s “pop culture-driven” daytime talk show, “Kris” will be executively produced by Robert Lifton, in addition to the Kardashian matriarch herself. On Monday, July 15 a six-week trial summer run will launch on several Fox-owned stations, including flagships Fox 5 in New York and Fox 11 in Los Angeles.

The executive producer of the new talkshow stated, “Kris has an incredible ability to connect with television viewers, demonstrates a wide range of interests and can successfully embrace light fare and conversation. She has a fantastic chance to be a true breakout personality in the daytime television space.”

The limited run for “Kris” is aimed at proving itself for a national niche, states Newsday. Kris will feature celebrity guests, fashion and beauty tips and other lifestyle topics. In addition to hosting the daily one-hour show,

As the mother and “mastermind” behind the Kardashian empire hopes to “make magic this summer” and is “beyond excited to start this new chapter,” according to statements reported on TV Guide.

If by “connect” the producer means “piss off” then yes, totally agreed on that one.

April 20, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

1Supermodels Used To Go All “Mean Girls” On Kate Moss

Kate Moss has to be one of the most known supermodels in the world, but when she was starting out in the ’90s, she was apparently made fun of by the more popular, more famous, cooler models. She was the Cady Heron to Naomi Campbell‘s Regina George. Or maybe Linda Evangelista was the Regina.

Lauren Hutton, a model legend in her own right, was very protective of Miss Moss. As she tells Net-A-Porter, via Huffington Post:

Kate, whom I knew when she was 14, was always being made fun of by the other models. They were jealous, but I was the tiger queen, so I could crack the whip over them. When we did the Millennium Vogue cover with all the other models, Annie Leibovitz put me right in the middle of them, and when I heard the catty remarks at Kate, I used my mouth like a bull whip.

At the time of the “Millenium Vogue” cover, Kate Moss was only 25 and was featured quite prominently, while some of the veteran supermodels were on the fold-in. For example, if you look on the right, you can see wisps of Naomi Campbell’s hair. LOL. Bet she was so pissed.

Though she rose to stardom, got huge campaigns, and became very sought after, it wasn’t all so glamorous. In an interview Vanity Fair she recalls one of her more unsettling modeling moments.

I see a 16-year-old now, and to ask her to take her clothes off would feel really weird. But they were like, If you don’t do it, then we’re not going to book you again. So I’d lock myself in the toilet and cry and then come out and do it. I never felt very comfortable about it. There’s a lot of boobs. I hated my boobs! Because I was flat-chested. And I had a big mole on one. That picture of me running down the beach–I’ll never forget doing that, because I made the hairdresser, who was the only man on the shoot, turn his back.

Now Kate Moss is doing supercool things like kissing Sharon Stone for money. See? Everything worked out in the end!

April 20, 2013 at 2:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives