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Who Inspires Britney Spears?

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The answers… well, no, they won’t surprise you at all. They’re pretty vanilla and middle-of-the-road, so let’s just reveal them: Beyoncé, Bruno Mars and Justin Timberlake. I will say that Brit has been talking a lot about JT lately – is she regretting letting their romance go? We all know they are the OTP of ’90s pop, so it’s understandable, but that ship has unfortunately sailed…

From USA Today:

Spears pointed admiring fingers anywhere but at herself, telling USA TODAY that she “looks up to Beyoncé, what she did with her (surprise release) album was genius, really brilliant.”

And her admiration for the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was made evident during her “favorite part of the show, where it’s just me in the spotlight (during Me Against the Music) with a hat on, which is really a tribute to Michael.”

She’s also a fan of New Zealand teen sensation Lorde, “who is really different and cool … This generation is hungry for new sounds. Bruno Mars is so different and fresh, and (ex-boyfriend) Justin Timberlake is, too. It’s inspiring for me, and it makes people eager to listen to music, which helps everyone.”

Well, fair enough. Also, that quote about the generation being hungry for new sounds… holy shit, is that ever scripted. I also love that they had to add in the thing about Justin being her ex. Hello, we all remember the ’90s! Do you think Britney really listens to this stuff?

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Britney’s Dress Almost Fell Off Onstage While Performing In Vegas

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Britney is in Vegas, y’all. Miley had a damn good time at her show, and it seems like lots of people are lining up to see Ms. Spears perform. “Perform” is the best way to describe what she’s doing, since it’s pretty clear from the following video that she’s not singing live, even though she said she would.

Also clear in this video, shot by a fan and uploaded to Instagram, is that Britney’s dress is about to fall off her body. The dress becomes unzipped to the bottom and her dancers try and fail to zip it up discreetly, as Brit just stands there and continues to lip sync. Check it out:

Kiiiinda awkward, Brit. Look, stuff like this happens all the time, but it’s made 10x worse by her obvious lip synching.

I’m not a total monster but I think it’s kind of fun to see when live performances go wrong, like when Selena Gomez fell (she was fine) or ended her set early, throwing f-bombs as she left the stage. It’s just a nice little reminder that celebs are human.

But Brit, girl, get it together. From what I’ve seen of this tour, it’s disappointing. Her dancing is pretty bad. It’s like she doesn’t have the confidence to work her own show.

Anyone seen it? Wanna share?

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Is Britney Spears Destined For Movie Stardom?

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Britney Spears has been hemming and hawing about retiring from “music” (in quotes because what is she even releasing anyway but a bunch of autotune with some garage band behind it – no shade, cos some of it’s quite catchy) for a while now and going back to living the simple life. Of course, having spent most of her years in showbiz, how can she just walk away from it all? Well, she can’t, so she might switch over to acting in movies!

From E! Online:

Britney Spears opened her Las Vegas residency last night, but music isn’t the only thing on the pop princess’s mind.

Spears tells me she’d love to return to the big screen. “I would love to act,” she said. “I would love to do movies. If it was the right part, it would be really cool…I love funny movies.”

Among Spears’ most recent favorites are We’re the Millers with Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis and the 2011 megahit Bridesmaids. “I also love Jennifer Lopez movies,” she said. “I love Jennifer Lopez.”

Ha! Quick – name the best Jennifer Lopez movie! You’ve got five seconds!

Do you think Britney would make a good full-time actress? She has plenty of practice memorizing lines, of course (HEY-O!), so it could work, but I just can’t see it. I don’t think it’ll actually ever happen, but you never know.

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Miley Cyrus Got Wild at Britney Spears’ First Las Vegas Show

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I had no idea Britney‘s Las Vegas residency at Planet Hollwood was starting to soon, but indeed it has. Brit took the stage for the first time on Friday night, and who should be in attendance but Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry? There’s no video of Katy – I’m assuming she was slightly less rowdy – but we do have video of Miley getting buck wild and really getting into it.

Well, that was… fun. I wonder if Brit is singing live? I need to go look up some reviews from actual people who don’t work for blogs/magazines to get the real deal on this one. Britney herself seemed to enjoy it, as she tweeted the following after the show:


I dunno, would you pay to go see this, even if just for the nostalgia factor?

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Britney Misses Louisiana; Thinks About Retiring

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Britney Spears is about to launch a 2-year residency at Planet Hollywood in Vegas, she’s got an E! documentary coming out, and a brand new album — yet she misses her pre-fame life and thinks about retiring. One of our Evil Beet readers recently commented something like, “Britney posts make me sad” and now I totally get what they mean. Here’s what Ms. Spears told E Online:

I have thought about it [retiring], but I think right now is my time to perform and doing what I’m doing. If I happen to have another baby or something like that, I’d probably move back to Louisiana. I do miss Louisiana. I miss the people. I miss the food. I miss the way of life, how everything is really simple. There’s no traffic like there is in L.A. It’s really nice.

“If I happen to have another baby”? That’s…really weird phrasing, Brit. It almost sounds like you a.) don’t know how babies are made or b.) are thinking about sabotaging your current career with a baby. I’m probably reading way too much into it, but you guys are right — she seems sad and it makes me sad.

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Britney Loves Sex, Y’All

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Britney Spears love sex! Wow, who knew? You know that E! documentary she’s doing? Well in it, she’s very frank about her opinions regarding sex. Here they are, via ABC News:

I love sex. I think sex is great. But I feel a little different about it now that I’m older. Sometimes I feel like I’m 20 and then sometimes I feel like I’m 50.

Call me crazy, but I actually think her last part was interesting. What do you think she means by “sometimes I feel like I’m 20 and then sometimes I feel like I’m 50″? We know that sometimes she runs. Sometimes she hides. Sometimes, she’s scared of you. But all she really wants is to hold you tight.

Sorry, I kind of went on a Britney lyric tangent there.

Oh, and I guess I should ask…would you do Britney, after all these years? Check this out and get back to us.

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Britney Spears Almost Broke Her Neck

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Oh dear! Britney Spears‘ Las Vegas residency hasn’t even begun yet and already things are getting a bit crazy. Apparently BritBrit was rehearsing recently and somehow managed to injure herself, nearly breaking her neck. The incident was covered in her upcoming E! documentary, I Am Britney Jean, in which she says the following:

“I just knew I had almost broke my neck. There was serious damage.”

If that sounds vague, well, that’s because it is. It’s all part of building the suspense and to try and get more people to tune in than have bought her album, which may be a feat. I suppose I’d be interested in seeing what all goes into preparing for one of these big shows. Either way, glad she’s doing okay – some of the stuff they do in those shows can be really dangerous and even the most careful people can get hurt because of it.

Will you be watching?

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