9Brandi Glanville Wants to Keep LeAnn Rimes in Rehab FOREVER

So we’re all aware that LeAnn Rimes went to rehab, yes? I mean, aside from leaving a week in to play a circuit of shows in the Midwest, LeAnn’s totally committed to getting well, and working out her debilitating self-esteem and trust issues, right? Well because Brandi Glanville, LeAnn’s husband‘s ex-wife, is doing her part to make sure that LeAnn stays in the clinic for as long as possible. What’s she doing, you might ask? Well, this. On Twitter:

I’m NOT cheating with. Y ex husband I would never do that #EWWWWWW

Which, of course, translates into “I’m NOT cheating with. Y ex husband I would never do that but I want LeAnn to think it’s a possibility so it might drive her even crazier, beyotches. #BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRN.

Earlier in the week, Brandi claimed that she was in LeAnn’s rehab corner, saying that it’s best that a delusional, paranoid woman stays far, far away from her children:

“I totally support LeAnn’s decision to enter rehab. My top priority is my children and at the end of the day we are a family. LeAnn is their stepmom, and they love her. I am wishing her all the best and I hope she will find what she is looking for while in rehab.”

Which also means what I said up there, plus the fact that she’s worried about the danger an unstable woman might pose in her children’s lives. Which is probably why she, herself, doesn’t hang out with those kids much, anyway.

Good lookin’ out, Brandi!

Image courtesy of Just Jared

September 10, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah

7Brandi Glanville Brands Kristen Stewart a Homewrecker

One thing’s for certain—Lady Gaga might be wishing all parties in the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal well, but Brandi Glanville‘s got her bitch eyes on Kristen Stewart. Oh you bet.

Brandi, if you don’t know, is the ex-wife of Eddie Cibrian, who is now married to LeAnn Rimes, who was *also* labeled a homewrecker awhile back when it was found that the cheating allegations surrounding Eddie and LeAnn were proven to be true. Now that you’re all caught up on who’s f-cking who in Hollywood, here’s what Brandi had to say on her Twitter page about Kristen Stewart’s “momentary indiscretion”:

I’m not happy with this K stew BS. 2 close to home. Same story, friends with the wife and kids & f**k the husband when we think no one is looking.

Oh my God. I mean, just when it started to look like Brandi and LeAnn were becoming friends with one another! The irony! The discord! The unresolved anger!

Brandi later Tweeted that “homewreckers come in pairs,” and used the hashtag #ittakes2, and about one thing, she’s right—it does take two. But is it OK that Brandi’s still kind of bashing LeAnn Rimes almost three years after the fact for the sake of nailing Kristen Stewart for what she’s done?

July 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

7LeAnn Rimes is Thinking About a Restraining Order Against Brandi Glanville

From Celebuzz:

LeAnn Rimes is said to be ‘haunted’ at Brandi Glanville’s “I am going to kill you” threat, Celebuzz has exclusively learned.

We can also reveal that Glanville, a star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, made other threats so serious that Rimes, married to Glanville’s ex-husband Eddie Cibrian, seriously considered asking a Los Angeles court to issue a restraining order against her.

“Brandi has told LeAnn to her face multiple times that she would kill her if she could,” a source close to the situation told Celebuzz.

“LeAnn is scared of Brandi and believes she is unstable. LeAnn’s own mother is concerned for her daughter’s safety too and regularly calls her to tell her so.”

Should LeAnn be scared for her safety?

In an interview with Australia’s NW magazine, Glanville, 39, recalled how she flew into a rage the first time she saw the singer, 29, at her son’s soccer game with ex husband Cibrian, 38.

“I remember walking up to soccer practice and there she was with my baby in her lap,” Brandi said.

“My blood was boiling, and I thought I was going to kill her. I really thought I was going to physically hurt her.

“But that was the first time I saw her that way – she was sitting in my soccer chair, under my tent, she’s got my kid on her lap and she’s with my husband, and that was that little moment of total irrational fury.”

Despite taking to Twitter Monday to declare “the articles online are incorrect,” Celebuzz can reveal this isn’t the first time that the reality star has gone public with the brash murder confessions.

Why does this not surprise me? Don’t get me wrong, though—I certainly don’t believe it. I don’t actually believe any of it, especially not after we received confirmation that LeAnn Rimes does absolutely everything for publicity and fame. She’s like this girl I knew in high school who’d carry around a bag of Tylenol (that had the ‘Tylenol’ emblems filed off so that they appeared to be blank from a distance) and she’d “accidentally” leave her backpack open at slumber parties because all she really wanted was eyes on her at all times.

No, I’m completely positive that all of this murdering- and restraining-order-stuff has nothing to do with the fact that LeAnn and Brandi are both dried-up hasbeens (even though LeAnn’s got a leg-up on Brandi since Brandi‘s actually a never-hasbeen) and all to do with the fact that someone was paid copious amounts of money to leak stories to media outlets about the volatile relationship between Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes. Because come on. Give me a f-cking break already with this crap.

MOVE ON.

May 14, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah

2Ew, Ew, Ew: Gerard Butler Hooked Up With Eddie Cibrian’s Ex, Brandi Glanville

From OK! Magazine:

“I have three questions,” host Andy Cohen explained on his show,” Watch What Happens Live. “You may ‘Plead the Fifth’ on just one question.”

1.) “If you could have ten minutes alone in a room with LeAnn Rimes and suffer no repercussions, what would you do or say to her?”

“Plead the Fifth,” Brandi said.

2.) “When was the last time you watched porn?”

“I don’t watch porn,” she said. “A year ago. Maybe. Randomly.”

3.) “Who is the most famous person, besides Eddie Cibrian, that you have hooked up with?”

“I can’t Plead the Fifth,” Brandi said with a laugh. “Uh, Gerard Butler.”

Andy couldn’t control his excitment and had to keep asking Brandi more questions about her Hollywood hook up.

“Was that more than once? Was it a relationship?”

“No, no, no. It wasn’t a one nighter, it was like a little week of fun.”

Brandi explained the hook-up happened in the last year over the summer. So, on a scale from 1 to 10 how fun was it?

“Eleven,” Brandi said with a big smile.

Oh dear God. I kind of figured Gerard Butler would hit it with practically anyone, but I didn’t think he’d stoop as low as to hook up with one of the Real Housewives, especially the one that got dumped for LeAnn Rimes.

Sorry to say, even compared to LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville is way budget. Way, way budget. I’d give Butler a lot more credit for pulling an Ashton Kutcher, hooking up with total randoms off the street that they probably met during a drunken Mardi Gras one year. I’ve been there, it totally happens. So go for it, Gerard. Mardi Gras starts in a couple of weeks. Go find yourself a nice little co-ed to slam, because for the love of God. If you sleep with Brandi Glanville again, no one in Hollywood is going to want your wang. OK, boy? Are we clear on this one?

January 24, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

5Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes Are Totally Missing The Point

Eddie Cibrian is getting away with murder. Lucky him, right? The guy cheats on his wife, Brandi Glanville, and then leaves her for LeAnn Rimes and the press, along with his Brandi, blames her. And over a year later, Brandi is still swiping her claws in LeAnn’s direction, saying that while LeAnn thought that she’d successfully taken Eddie away from her, the formerly married couple were still getting it on on the side.

From UsWeekly:

When Us Weekly recently asked Brandi Glanville, 37, about reports that she hooked up with estranged husband Eddie Cibrian, 37, after he’d already left her for LeAnn Rimes, 28, she coyly replied, “Eddie and I both know the truth.”

A source confirms in the new Us Weekly that the two spouses, who filed for divorce in August 2009, were indeed intimate last fall.

“Leann stole her husband, so Brandi doesn’t owe her,” the source says.

“And Brandi couldn’t care less. She’s already moved on to another relationship.” Indeed, Glanville told Us she’s dating an “amazing man.”

It’s pretty sad to see two beautiful women fight over the same scummy, poorly behaved man. Especially when they’re both fighting for the same thing: His fidelity. Neither of them are going to get that at this point, you know?

Brandi’s hurt feelings are totally understandable. As the mother of Eddie’s children, it must have been heart wrenching to see him in the papers with LeAnn, knowing that they’d started something behind her back. However, Eddie’s the one who gave up his family and his good guy status to get some younger ass on the side. Blaming “the other woman” is just so old and unproductive.

August 20, 2010 at 2:00 pm by Molls

43Brandi Glanville is Still Publicly Pissed at Eddie Cibrian and Leann Rimes

Though the divorce hasn’t even been finalized, it hasn’t stopped Eddie Cibrian’s estranged wife from continually speaking out about her husband’s affair with country star, Leann Rimes. Brandi’s latest interview emerges from the depths of In Touch, where she calls Eddie and Leann both cheaters. Again. She also insinuates that they both need professional help, but she wants to be friends with the new couple, too:

“They’re both cheaters,” Eddie Cibrian’s soon-to-be-ex, Brandi Glanville, tells In Touch exclusively. “I hope he gets help, but if he’s a cheater, he’s going to cheat forever.”

When Eddie Cibrian left his wife, Brandi Glanville, for singer Leann Rimes, it took her a long time to forgive. But she’ll never forget what he did to her — and thinks Leann shouldn’t, either.

“I don’t know how she deals with it, that he was lying to both of us,” Brandi, 36, tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. Brandi, who still lived with her husband for three months after his affair was exposed, adds that until the scandal broke, “there was no lull in our sex life.”

“They’re both cheaters,” she says. “I hope he gets help, but if he’s a cheater, he’s going to cheat forever. The great thing is, it doesn’t affect me anymore. I’m done.”

Indeed, though Brandi has definitely moved on and has a new boyfriend, she’s confident that she and her ex can have a civil relationship.

“I know Eddie loves me — I’m the mother of his children. But it’s a different kind of love now,” she says. “I do have resentment toward him, but I still wish him well. I hope we can all be friends one day, to be honest.”

What do you think? Will this unlikely trio be sitting down for anything more than a good, old-fashioned hair-pulling anytime soon?

… Nah, me either.

July 7, 2010 at 8:21 am by Sarah