9Quotables: LeAnn Rimes Makes Brandi Glanville Want to Barf

Ok Im super excited my kids are moving into a mansion but I want to throw up in my mouth and swallow it- having to hear about it :) … It’s making me a little sick.

—Brandi Glanville, from Twitter, on the news that LeAnn Rimes bought a “vacation mansion” in Cabo San Lucas for her and her ill-gotten family (?) to live in.

LeAnn later Tweeted this:

Oh the bulls**t! Laughing.

Will the drama never end, guys? (I’ll answer that for you: I sure as shit hope not.)

January 4, 2013 at 7:30 am by Sarah

12Stars Without Makeup: LeAnn Rimes Probably Got Her Lips Done

Hey, so this is LeAnn Rimes chilling at the airport in Los Angeles as she waits to board a flight to Nashville. I’d say she looks good—and I will, because she does—but even that isn’t really too redeeming, because it is, after all, LeAnn Rimes.

LeAnn and Eddie had custody of Eddie and Brandi’s children for the holidays, and Brandi, whom I’m starting to feel more and more sorry for (even though she’s totally as plastic as they come), Tweeted this:

Nothing worse the (sic) waking up Christmas morning without ur babys :(

I’ve asked before and I’m going to ask again, for the sake of redundancy: who’d you rather—LeAnn or Brandi?

December 30, 2012 at 8:00 am by Sarah

11Cue LeAnn Rimes in a Sexy Mrs. Claus Getup in Three … Two … One …

That’s it. There’s really nothing else about Brandi here other than these sexy Christmas pictures, but of course, we do have some more LeAnn stuff to talk about because seriously, never in the world was there anyone who’d rather talk about Brandi Glanville and the Other Real Housewives than LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn Rimes is one of the most important ladies on the planet, and if she won’t let Carly Rose Sonenclar forget that, you can bet your ass that you’re taking something away from the experience, too, like that shit or not.

But anyway, hey—remember that song LeAnn wrote? The song that we talked about a week or so ago, ‘Borrowed’? The one where, you know, she discussed husband-stealing and how she was, of course, the one who was hurt the most by the whole experience? She’s talking about the song (again) and now she’s relating how she and her ill-gotten goods have “hurt” one another, too. Here’s what she said in a recent interview with ‘Extra’:

“I carried that song and that title around with me for about eight months. I was afraid to write it because I knew I had to be incredibly personal. When I did, it was through a lot of tears. I actually was scared to put him in the song, because it does talk about how we both hurt each other. There was a moment where we did have some hurt between the two of us that we had to accept and get over and move forward.”

So do you have all this straight, now, guys? She carried that song and title with her for eight months, and you just have no idea how hard it was for her to not cash in on this affair. What an admirable woman, am I right? She was actually so reticent to earn money from the one thing that’s gotten her the right amount of fame in the last decade that she cried and cried and cried when it was finally released. I just can’t imagine the pain she had to endure throughout this whole process. It’s gut-wrenching, if you ask me.

Don’t know about you guys, but I’d take Brandi and her Joker/fish lips over LeAnn and her myriad psychoses any old day, damn.

December 26, 2012 at 5:30 am by Sarah

14Brandi Glanville Slams LeAnn Rimes Over Laxatives, Poor Parenting, Psychosis

So Brandi Glanville, who’s ripping mad about recent Twitter interactions involving LeAnn Rimes and her allegedly sub-par parenting skills has gone and given an exclusive interview to Us Magazine, wherein she discusses LeAnn’s drinking problem and also, her problem with laxatives. Here’s the highlights from the interview, and LeAnn and Eddie’s subsequent statement refuting all of Brandi’s claims that LeAnn is nutty as squirrel shit.

“There’s a lot more that’s going on recently since LeAnn went into rehab, or wherever it is she went. A lot more than people know. I don’t have communication with [Cibrian and Rimes] because I don’t get responses when I reach out. I only get responses when I put it on Twitter. Twitter seems to work. That is the life they chose. Something happened with my son that nobody knows about . . . I know that my kids love her, and I know that she’s upset. I, unfortunately, don’t find her to be stable and I don’t want her around my kids when Eddie’s not there — or at least the nanny, his parents, someone. Mason, my eldest, ate some of Le’s candies and got extremely ill. And Le’s candies are laxatives. It was a big f-cking deal for me, and I lost my mind. Mason told me about it, and then Eddie’s assistant, who was working for me at the time, also told me about it out of concern for my children. I emailed, emailed, called, called — no answers. Couldn’t even discuss it. He refuses to even be in the same room as me. He can’t have a parent-teacher conference if I’m there. I don’t know how to do this when I can’t talk to the father of my children and his new wife. I don’t know what to do.”

Brandi continues by discussing the biking accident, which references her son riding his bicycle outside of LeAnn and Eddie’s home (where a drunk driver crashed through a fence last year) without a helmet, and continues by saying how unreachable LeAnn and Eddie are—even when it involves the former couple’s children:

“I can’t get through to either one of them. They won’t answer. And then after all the Twitter stuff, I get this long-winded email from Eddie — finally, after months — saying I need to stop talking about his wife to make myself relevant. Nothing to do with the children. Nothing to do with answering the questions I have. I see this ending badly. I see someone getting hurt, and, if it’s my children, I will lose my mind. I said to my friend yesterday, ‘I don’t feel like she’s stable.’ God forbid anything ever happened between her and Eddie. She uses my children as a tool to get to me, and I don’t know if she cares about them the way that Eddie thinks she does. She cries that she didn’t have a childhood, but you know, I’m sorry that you were a child star. You got rich and famous at a young age. I’m sorry you didn’t have a childhood, but you’re acting like a child now. And I can’t have a child raising my children.”

Later, she had this to say about Eddie and his parenting skills and how she needs him to “man up”:

(more…)

December 6, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah

12Brandi Glanville Says LeAnn Rimes is a Sociopath

I know, I know—it just doesn’t stop with these crazy assholes, so here’s what Brandi had to say in an exclusive interview with the Huff Po:

“She uses my kids as weapons. The problem with that is she endangers them while doing so. I think she is a sociopath.”

Later in the interview, she discusses what her ex-husband, Eddie Cibrian, should and should not be putting up with:

“A lot more has happened than just this video. She constantly uses my kids as weapons and puts them in danger. She needs major help — no way Eddie puts up with this for too much longer.”

The video in question is a tape made of the Cibrian kids wherein one or both of them were doing something that required a safety helmet and neither of the children were wearing one. I think—details are still kind of foggy on what the hell video everyone’s talking about. I know I don’t even know what’s real and what’s not when it comes to these three people, and especially LeAnn. But what *I* want to know is what the hell could LeAnn be doing to warrant such castration? I mean, aside from the obvious that she cheated with a married man and then forcibly tried to adopt his children, flaunting the move in front of the eyes of the kids’ birth mother, but dangerous? LeAnn? LeAnn seems about as dangerous as one of those fragile, dusty little moths that you see circling the lamplight on hot summer nights. Which is to say, not at all.

Whose side are you on in all of this f-ckery?

December 4, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah

46Quotables: Brandi Glanville’s Really Mad About That Outfit, LeAnn Rimes

Someone is trying 2 get under my skin by calling MY children “her boys” Sooo transparent!They R MY boys, Eddie Boys and ur step-sons… 4 now.

—Brandi Glanville, via Twitter of course, referencing a couple of Tweets of LeAnn Rimes‘ that Brandi didn’t like. What Tweets, you ask? Well, these Tweets:

Flying out with my boys in a few hrs. Love that it’s a family tour weekend. It’s always more fun when they are with me.

Oh and this one, too:

Off to Seattle with the 3 cutest boys ever! It was a last minute family trip, the best kind!! #tour

Later, after LeAnn published a bunch of photos of Eddie and Brandi’s children building fires in the “family’s” rented beachfront home, Brandi Tweeted this:

Taking a break from Twitter to breathe and punch some pillows

(Ahem, that’s healthy.) Later Brandi claimed that LeAnn had somehow put her boys in danger while on her family vacation, and let her followers know just how mad she was:

I could give a rats ass about her but she has put both of my boys in danger now and Its time to do something.

Though the initial Tweet about what “danger” Brandi spoke of was deleted, it was still seen by most people (as per normal) on Twitter, and sources are saying that it had something to do with her boys not wearing a helmet when engaging in a physical activity that required one, and nothing at all to do with LeAnn’s crazy-crappy traveling outfit from yesterday.

Lord.

And you think you have a dysfunctional family, guys? Imagine what it’s like for these two poor boys that have to grow up around both Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian. That should put things in perspective for you.

December 2, 2012 at 9:00 am by Sarah