Perhaps this won’t be all that surprising given the supreme level of absolute shit that gets put on TV, but word on the street is that Brandi Glanville may be getting her own spinoff reality show centering around her dating life. She’s about the film the pilot and if it’s bought (let’s be honest: Bravo will buy anything), then that’s it. Ugh, everything’s the worst.
From Radar Online:
“Brandi will be taping a pilot for Bravo and it’s for her own spin-off show,” a source close to the situation told Radar.
“She was kind of shocked when the idea was brought up, but now she’s really excited about it. Putting your dating life on TV for the world to see is never easy, but Brandi’s never backed down from a challenge.”
According to the insider, both Brandi and Bravo aren’t exactly sure where the what the show will end up looking like, but they’re confident it will be reality TV gold.
“You never know with Brandi. So you can have an angle for a show but how it plays out may be a very different thing,” the source said.
“She’s ready to jump back into the dating scene and it will be interesting to see what kind of men can actually handle her!”
Well, that pretty much sounds like the worst show ever. Still, I’d expect this to be coming to your screens by September at latest. We need a new weekly dose of desperation.
July 22, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Brandi Glanville was a certified hot mess when she partied in West Hollywood and there are photos to prove it — chick is spilling out of her dress and her thong is on complete display. I get how a boob could accidentally pop out but I don’t understand why her dress is basically transparent unless it is supposed to look like this, but I doubt it. It’s like there was a bottom half of it that she lost.
So, what the hell happened? Here’s her explanation, from her twitter account, via E Online:
I got drunk with my gays its not murder. Everyone kept sending us drinks. I was being polite.
That’s a new one. “I got stupid-drunk out of politeness.” I’m going to use that. She also added,
When ur PERFECT and make all the right decisions ALL the time, and don’t have at least a bit of cellulite on ur ass, get back 2 me
Ha! I’m with her on the cellulite thing. And she doesn’t even really have any!
In case you want to inspect her ass, I’ve included more photos.
Getting some Team Tara flashbacks, I tell ya whut.
July 11, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Ugh, God, change the record already! We all know Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes don’t get along, but they have to for the sake of Eddie Cibrian‘s kids, blah blah blah. Apparently all hell broke loose again at a restaurant in Malibu on Saturday night when everyone ended up eating there accidentally. You know, because there’s only one place to go in Malibu for dinner. Anyway, the kids apparently went back and forth between Brandi’s table and LeAnn and Eddie’s and things were okay until the end of the night, when shit got ugly. Uglier than LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville put together – ZING!
From Radar Online:
After managing to avoid each other for most of the night, the new Mr. and Mrs. Cibrian stopped by Brandi’s table on their way out of the restaurant to apparently say goodbye to the kids, who had been criss-crossing from table to table during dinner.
But instead of pleasantries being exchanged, Eddie and LeAnn were “confronted by Brandi who raised her voice and glass of wine at them,” one eyewitness told Radar.
“It was so obnoxious that other people at the restaurant turned their heads to see what all the commotion was about.”
“Is that a hi or a bye,” Brandi yelled at Eddie, 40, and LeAnn, 30, according to another source.
Said the onlooker: “Brandi was holding Jake in her lap when LeAnn and Eddie walked by. It was a very awkward moment and she appeared to cause quite the scene.”
Soon after the incident, the 40-year-old took to Twitter and downplayed the confrontation.
“Just left Nobu Malibu with boys and friends, ran into boy’s dad,” Brandi wrote. “The kids love us all together so lets just stop all the BS.”
Brandi was probably drunk, so it’s whatever, but this whole thing is getting SO OLD. We get it – LeAnn’s a homewrecker and Brandi’s desperate for revenge, Blu Cantrell-style and yet it’s been YEARS and we’re still acting like it’s 2009. Let’s all move on already, damn.
July 10, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Brandi Glanville has already “written” one book, and now she’s got a deal to pen another one – this one, a relationship guide. Because if there’s one person you want to take love advice from, it’s the woman who spent $10,000 of her cheating ex-husband‘s money to redo her vagina and now gets in constant Twitter fights with the woman he ran off with. What a recipe for success!
From US Weekly:
“I am really excited,” she gushed to Us Weekly in an exclusive interview about the new nonfiction tome, explaining that she started negotiations after her first book became so successful. “It should be out by January or February of next year.”
“It was hard [to narrow down the focus], because I feel like there is so much going on in my life,” she said. “It is more of a ‘moving on’ kind of guide, and just a relationship guide — like my relationship with my parents, my relationship when I am dating and living in Los Angeles
“I just want people to relate to me wherever they are,” she told Us. “It’s just [about] going through a breakup and getting to that point where you are ready to move on, and then [about] how all your relationships change after that.”
Fret not, though — Glanville plans to add her own unique spin on everything. “There is a sex chapter, of course. There has to be!” she said, laughing.
“Like my first book, there won’t be any filters. I’m calling it as I see it and not holding anything back, even when I probably should,” she added in a press release about the project. “This second book will be filled with lots of drama, blunders, sordid details, and, of course, hashtags. I’m a bit wiser after having written my first book, but the craziness continues with co-parenting nightmares, exes, boyfriends, parties, sex, drinking, tweeting and everything else that makes my life such an adventure.”
June 5, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
LeAnn Rimes recently insisted that she was done apologising for having an affair with Eddie Cibrian a few years back, but instead of letting sleeping dogs lie and trying to move on with her life, she’s pretty much written an entire album of songs about Brandi Glanville and is talking about it in interviews again. God help us all.
Little LeAnn told US Weekly that she was so distraught over the whole affair that she felt “disgusted” with herself about it – though of course, she didn’t feel bad enough to f-cking stop, so talk to the hand.
“I think I opened up the can of worms for myself by writing this record,” she tells Us. “There were a lot of things I didn’t even realize I was feeling…I needed to go somewhere and really process all of that stuff.”
“That stuff,” of course, includes the fallout from her affair with now-husband Cibrian. After Us Weekly broke the news of the Northern Lights costars’ tryst, Rimes hit bottom.
“I was feeling all these crazy emotions and feeling terrible about myself and was disgusted by myself and thought I was pathetic,” she says. (In fact, she uses some of those very words in songs on her new album. “Borrowed,” for example, looks into the darker moments of falling in love with a married man and includes lyrics like, “I don’t want to give you back.”)
Oh, brother. Just shut up already.
May 29, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
In what may be the strangest Twitter exchange in ages, Courtney Love has risen from her drug tomb to stick up for LeAnn Rimes after she got into another spat with Brandi Glanville. Here’s how it went down, Brandi complained via a tweet that she couldn’t get a hold of her kids, so LeAnn responded with some hippie bullshit and then Courtney piped up out of nowhere offering to whoop somebody’s ass if they didn’t leave her alone. Oh, and Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 got in on the action. Yeah, I don’t know, either.
Ive been trying to get a hold of my kids 4 over an hour no response to my calls ,emails or messages. Maybe twitter will work @eddiecibrian
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) May 21, 2013
Name calling and twitter rants are so 2012. Music and truth is so 2013. #spitfirejune4
— LeAnn Rimes Cibrian (@leannrimes) May 23, 2013
everyone who gives @leannrimes a hard time, be embarrassed that u read enough celebrity gossip to give someone you don’t know a hard time.
— Rob Thomas (@ThisIsRobThomas) May 21, 2013
First of all, props to LeAnn for using a spat with Brandi to promote new music… which will invariably suck, but can’t knock the hustle. Second of all, da fuck, Rob Thomas? Where the hell did you even come from? What are you doing, man? Third of all, Courtney Love is a queen and was probably high off her ass writing this, but I love her anyway. The end.
— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) May 23, 2013