8Bradley Cooper: Sexiest Man Alive?

According to People, yes, Bradley Cooper is the sexiest man alive. Is that bizarre to anyone else? I’m not saying that Bradley Cooper isn’t an attractive individual, because he is, but in a goofy way or an adorable way or an “aww, yeah, he’s cute, but he’s my gay BFF/just like my brother, it’s weird to think of him like that!” way.

Another thing: how in the world did Ryan Gosling not get this cover? How has 2011 been anything but The Year of the Gosling? And sure, he did make the list, but for Ryan Gosling not to get the title of Sexiest Man Alive is appalling to me. I’ll never be able to understand People‘s reasoning, and it’s going to take me a long time to come to terms with their careless, callous choice.

Who do you think should have won the honor of being 2011′s Sexiest Man Alive?

November 16, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily

0Ooh, Bradley Cooper Caught Shacking Up (OK, Driving) With a Lady Friend

Can you guess the lucky lady riding shotgun in Brad‘s car? Why it’s none other than Jennifer Lopez. Yup. Jennifer Lopez. I know she’s covering her face quite well in this photo (which is courtesy of People, so thanks, guys), but eyewitnesses claim that it was Jennifer who emerged from the vehicle and Jennifer who probably went right home with Brad, since there was probably no way they were headed out for dinner with her hair looking that crazy.

I know when my hair gets like that, the only place I go is my living room with a blanket and a pillow to watch Paranormal Witness.

Enjoy, guys!

October 17, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah

0New Couple Alert: Bradley Cooper and Kirstie Alley

Oh my gosh, did you guys really believe that? Did you really think that I was about to tell you about Bradley Cooper taking Kirstie Alley out on a hot date filled with romance and attraction? Aww, no, darlings. No, that’s not how it happened. Bless your hearts! No, this is just another story documenting Kirstie Alley’s lovable delusions.

From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:

The 60 year-old former “Fat Actress” – who has dropped an astonishing 100 pounds in the past several months – has been asking mutual friends to set her up with [Bradley Cooper], who is 36. But her cougar crush isn’t likely to work out, say sources, because the handsome actor is “just not that into her.”

“Kirstie has been desperate for a date with Bradley,” an insider revealed.

“Since dropping the pounds, Kirstie believes she can have any man in Hollywood – and Bradley is her number one pick.

“They have mutual friends, and Kirstie told them she wanted to meet Bradley. She thinks once he gets to know her, the feelings will be mutual.

“Bradley is just about to start production on a new movie that shoots in Philadelphia. Now Kirstie is telling pals that she has some business to do in Philadelphia and that she hopes Brad will find time to have a coffee with her…”

Bradley’s not really interested! “Bradley is looking to meet somebody to settle down with an start a family,” added the insider.

And that’s not Kirstie!

Did anyone else just gain a massive amount of love for Kirstie Alley?

October 14, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Emily

1New Couple Alert: Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper?

Did you just gag a little? I just gagged a little. Not only because Bradley Cooper is way too awesome for Jennifer Lopez, but also because that little picture above is actually from a whole year ago, which might add some plausibility to this story. Which, you know, GROSS.

However icky this might make me feel, the story is that Bradley and Jennifer had a “romantic” dinner alone in New York on Saturday night. That’s all, no other details, nothing. So really, it might not be true. It might just be the figment of some really sick and twisted person‘s imagination. Hey, we can dream, right?

What do you guys think? Does it gross you out too, or do you think they make a cute couple? Or are you even cool enough to care about Bradley Cooper and his activities?

September 12, 2011 at 5:30 am by Emily

1Just Because: Bradley Cooper With Dreads And A Baby Tiger

This is a photo of Bradley Cooper and Anastasia. They’re filming a movie together, and, as if you couldn’t tell, they love each other very much. Isn’t it always so nice when actors can bond together like this on set? It’s inspiring, I think.

Yeah, there’s not really much of a story here. It’s just that sometimes a really special piece of magic comes along that I just can’t keep all to myself. And sometimes, like when Bradley spoke beautiful French or when Hugh Jackman got a puppy, I find something too completely, instinctively attractive that I can’t help but share it with you.  And Bradley Cooper with a baby tiger falls into both of those categories.

So, like, not to be gross, but would you tap that or what?

Image courtesy of People

July 1, 2011 at 11:30 am by Emily

3Bradley Cooper: Attractive AND Bilingual

I’m going to let you guys in on a secret.  Ready?  Even though I am way in love with my boyfriend, Zach Galifianakis, I also find Bradley Cooper really, really attractive.  Is that horrible of me? The attraction part, not the out of touch with reality part.

Anyway, I don’t speak a lick of French, so I have no clue what Bradley is saying.  You might complain that this isn’t that much of a story, and to that, I say that you can suck it, for it is my birthday, Bradley Cooper is enchanting, and I live my life on my own terms.

June 2, 2011 at 4:30 am by Emily