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Bradley Cooper Hangs Out With His 20 Year-Old Girlfriend

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Bradley Cooper, 38, hung out with girlfriend and amateur model Suki Waterhouse, 20, in Boston while filming his latest movie. I’ll just list all the things wrong with this picture:

1. She’s 20 years old, she can’t even legally order a drink in America.

2. He said that Jennifer Lawrence was too young for him. Jennifer Lawrence is 22.

3. Amidst rumors that Taylor Swift was interested in dating him, sources revealed that, “He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious.” Taylor Swift is 23.

4. Those pants. Bro. Those pants. With that jacket. Bro come on.

I’m betting that Ms. Lawrence must have friend-zoned him and that’s why he said the, “I’m old enough to be her father” comment. Gotta save face.

His last girlfriend, Zoe Saldana, is 34.

Enjoy the gallery (thanks Daily Mail!) of more photos of them strolling around the city, with Mr. Cooper dressed as a college student who left his nice pants at his mom’s house, with his girlfriend dressed as Oliver Twist.

Also included are some of her modeling shots, just to get you more familiar with her if you aren’t.

Bradley Cooper Doesn’t Give a Shit About Awards Since Watching His Dad Die

Damn, shit just got dark with Bradley Cooper. Despite being one of Hollywood’s most bankable actors and having been nominated for an Oscar for his work in Silver Linings Playbook, he’s not really all that phased by it because fame and fortune and all that don’t really matter when you’ve watched your own father pass away.

From GQ (via Metro):

The Silver Linings Playbook star said the idea of death haunts him and gives him confidence in equal measure after he nursed his stockbroker dad, Charles J Cooper, through his battle with lung cancer before he died at age 71 two years ago.

‘Death became very real. And very tangible. Because my father – someone who had been in my life for 36 years is just f***ing gone,’ Cooper recalls.

‘I watched him dying and I was there by his bed watching him, breathing with him, and then I saw his last breath and he was gone. I experienced the whole thing. And that was a watershed moment that I was privileged to experience. And it changed everything. Nothing has ever been the same since.’

Damn. I can’t even say anything to that. Having lost family members myself to cancer (as is unfortunately an all-too-common story, these days), I can agree that it’s a devastating situation and puts shit into perspective in life. I think I like Bradley Cooper a little more, now.

Bradley Cooper’s Mom Isn’t Fond of Zoe Saldana, I Guess

Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana got their swerve on for about a year before splitting up,  though Zoe’s not taking the news so well. She’s desperate to get him back, but Bradley’s got another woman in his life steering him in the opposite direction: his mother.

From Radar Online:

Gloria Cooper, who lives with her handsome movie star son, has told Bradley, 38, not to take her back because she just isn’t so sure she’s the right girl for him. But at least one source tells Radar that Bradley isn’t listening and he is seeing Zoe!

“Gloria tried to get to know Zoe when they rekindled their romance, but she still didn’t think she was a good fit for him,” a source revealed.

“So, when Zoe and Bradley started talking to one another again, she told Bradley that their relationship failed twice already, what’s the point of going through all of that again?

“Like all moms, Gloria is very protective of her son, and gets to know his girlfriends’ well. She approved of Renee Zellweger and they are still friends to this day.

“But she just didn’t click with Zoe, found her a little difficulty to get to know, and it seemed like Zoe was perhaps a little intimidated by her.

“You do have to wonder if Bradley will ever find a girl that is perfect for him and his mom!” the source said.

I care less about their relationship than I do about knowing whether Gloria calls Bradley by his full name all the time. Zoe seems like a boring bitch, Bradley Cooper is overrated and this whole story is making me want a nap and it’s not even noon, but it’s Saturday and there’s not much news going, so take it as you will.