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0New Couple Alert: Bradley Cooper and Kirstie Alley

A photo of Brad Cooper and Kirstie Alley

Oh my gosh, did you guys really believe that? Did you really think that I was about to tell you about Bradley Cooper taking Kirstie Alley out on a hot date filled with romance and attraction? Aww, no, darlings. No, that’s not how it happened. Bless your hearts! No, this is just another story documenting Kirstie Alley’s lovable delusions.

From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:

The 60 year-old former “Fat Actress” – who has dropped an astonishing 100 pounds in the past several months – has been asking mutual friends to set her up with [Bradley Cooper], who is 36. But her cougar crush isn’t likely to work out, say sources, because the handsome actor is “just not that into her.”

“Kirstie has been desperate for a date with Bradley,” an insider revealed.

“Since dropping the pounds, Kirstie believes she can have any man in Hollywood – and Bradley is her number one pick.

“They have mutual friends, and Kirstie told them she wanted to meet Bradley. She thinks once he gets to know her, the feelings will be mutual.

“Bradley is just about to start production on a new movie that shoots in Philadelphia. Now Kirstie is telling pals that she has some business to do in Philadelphia and that she hopes Brad will find time to have a coffee with her…”

Bradley’s not really interested! “Bradley is looking to meet somebody to settle down with an start a family,” added the insider.

And that’s not Kirstie!

Did anyone else just gain a massive amount of love for Kirstie Alley?

October 14, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Emily

1New Couple Alert: Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper?

A photo of Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper

Did you just gag a little? I just gagged a little. Not only because Bradley Cooper is way too awesome for Jennifer Lopez, but also because that little picture above is actually from a whole year ago, which might add some plausibility to this story. Which, you know, GROSS.

However icky this might make me feel, the story is that Bradley and Jennifer had a “romantic” dinner alone in New York on Saturday night. That’s all, no other details, nothing. So really, it might not be true. It might just be the figment of some really sick and twisted person‘s imagination. Hey, we can dream, right?

What do you guys think? Does it gross you out too, or do you think they make a cute couple? Or are you even cool enough to care about Bradley Cooper and his activities?

September 12, 2011 at 5:30 am by Emily

1Just Because: Bradley Cooper With Dreads And A Baby Tiger

A photo of Bradley Cooper

This is a photo of Bradley Cooper and Anastasia. They’re filming a movie together, and, as if you couldn’t tell, they love each other very much. Isn’t it always so nice when actors can bond together like this on set? It’s inspiring, I think.

Yeah, there’s not really much of a story here. It’s just that sometimes a really special piece of magic comes along that I just can’t keep all to myself. And sometimes, like when Bradley spoke beautiful French or when Hugh Jackman got a puppy, I find something too completely, instinctively attractive that I can’t help but share it with you.  And Bradley Cooper with a baby tiger falls into both of those categories.

So, like, not to be gross, but would you tap that or what?

Image courtesy of People

July 1, 2011 at 11:30 am by Emily
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3Bradley Cooper: Attractive AND Bilingual

I’m going to let you guys in on a secret.  Ready?  Even though I am way in love with my boyfriend, Zach Galifianakis, I also find Bradley Cooper really, really attractive.  Is that horrible of me? The attraction part, not the out of touch with reality part.

Anyway, I don’t speak a lick of French, so I have no clue what Bradley is saying.  You might complain that this isn’t that much of a story, and to that, I say that you can suck it, for it is my birthday, Bradley Cooper is enchanting, and I live my life on my own terms.

June 2, 2011 at 4:30 am by Emily
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0Olivia Wilde and Bradley Cooper … Hooking Up?

photo of bradley cooper and olivia wilde dating pictures photos

Thank you, Life and Style for ruining my week-long hard-on parade held in honor of Bradley Cooper. Just when I was really, really starting to get into him, that bitch Olivia Wilde swoops in and snatches him up like she’s got some kind of entitlement to every hot guy on the block (sources say she does). Other sources at Life & Style (who snapped the above photos) claim that she and Bradley even LEFT TOGETHER the other night after partying at the Boom Boom Room in New York City:

“Olivia was Bradley’s date,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “He was always taking her hand or putting his hand on her lower back, it was really sweet. He took care of her all night.”

“They were definitely together,” adds the eyewitness. “At one point, they even wanted some alone time and hiked up the stairs to the roof, but they had trouble getting there!”

“They left together at 12:15,” the eyewitness says. “They seemed really comfortable together.”

How fair is this? I mean, Olivia Wilde has got to be one of the more gorgeous actresses these days, and though we ALL KNOW she’s been available since her divorce with whoever-the-fuck it was, come on. Save some for the rest of us, won’t you? Who’s next, my Adrien? Is NO BEAUTIFUL MAN OFF LIMITS, Wilde?

May 25, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah

3The Hangover II Premiered in LA Last Night!

photo of bradley cooper talking and laughing with robert downey jr at the hangover two ii premiere pictures photos pics

Want to hear a little secret? I did not. see. The Hangover. Seriously. I know, to some of you, that’s like saying I don’t know who Dorothy Gale is or that the Beatles are one of the most overrated bands in history (oh, wait … they are), but I just cannot tell a lie. The Hangover never made it to my list of movies I just ‘gotta see.’ Even now, with its rampant availability and the gentle proddings of friends who claim I’d just love it, I’m not interested. Thereby? I’m not interested in seeing The Hangover II. But what I AM interested in is drooling over these photos of Bradley Cooper. I know a lot of people think he’s gay and whatever, but come on. It’s not like I’m trying to MARRY THE DUDE or something, he’s just some really great eye candy and I am LOOKIN’ FOR SOME SWEETS.

Are any of you as blasé about H II (or better yet, The Hangover) as I am? Are you just as equally excited about new Bradley Cooper photos as you are blasé? Because if you are, man? We have a lot in common this morning.

Also, not to miss: um, the whole ALL-ENCOMPASSING HOTNESS of most of the people at this premiere, including, but not limited to, Robert Downey Jr., Jason Bateman, JUSTIN BARTHA, Mike Epps, and a very pregnant Alyssa Milano who is just rocking the shit out of her new boobs. (Oh, and Zach Galifianakis, if you’re into that sort of thing EMILY TRAINHAM.)

May 20, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah
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