4Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are Still Apparently Dating

I like Renee Zellweger a lot. Maybe it has a lot to do with Bridget Jones’ Diary or something, but she just appeals to me. However? Am I the only one who, as of late, gets a distinct Jennifer Aniston vibe from her? And by ‘Jennifer Aniston vibe,’ I mean a kind of clingy, needy, ‘Please-oh-please current boyfriend won’t you marry me’ type of vibe? Because I do. Really. And it hurts me to say that, because I genuinely do like Renee.

Long ago there were Zellweger-Cooper marriage rumors and photos of Renee and Brad’s mom floating around like wildfire. There’s no better way to try and force a man to marry you than to put a bug in his mom’s ear over it, am I right, Jen? But as of yet, it clearly hasn’t happened.

Sigh.

However, Renee hasn’t given up Bradley and Renee are still together, and they’re still appearing in public together once in awhile. So I guess that speaks volumes. And what else speaks volumes? Bradley’s oh-so-obvious negative body language and Renee’s unknowing shit-eating grin. Crash and burn, ladies and gents.

Crash. And burn.

October 8, 2010 at 7:43 am by Sarah

7Michael Vartan Gets Engaged, Officially Puts an End to My ‘Alias’ Fandom

I used to love Alias.

The first 2 seasons, I was all about it– from the moment double agent Sydney Bristow showed up in the lobby of the CIA wearing that raver wig and looking beat all to hell, till they pulled that crappy 2 year time lapse thing at the end of the second season and things started to get all weird and shitty.

That show was amazing, because it was the first time I can remember a female lead in a modern action series that wasn’t just two dimensional (or should I say, 32-DDimensional) but managed to be strong, sexy, smart, badass, and yeah, vulnerable at the same time. Before you could say “Emmy nomination” I was signing up for Krav Maga classes and checking out books on game theory from the library. I never finished either the books the Krav Maga lessons (or the TV series for that matter) but I’m pretty sure Jennifer Garner, Bradley Cooper, and Michael Vartan all thank their lucky stars every day for that damn raver wig and the character beneath it who gave them their big breaks.

As I mentioned above, the show started going downhill for me after the end of the second season, and this week, Michael Vartan (who played Sydney’s love interest, Vaughn, on the show) finally nailed the coffin shut for me by getting engaged to his girlfriend Lauren Skaar, a woman he met in a Whole Foods parking lot in Los Angeles last year.

What the shit? The only thing I’ve ever managed to pick up at a Whole Foods is a growler of Yazoo beer.

So, congratulations and stuff…. I guess.

At least we still have Bradley Cooper. I know at least one writer on this website who is willing to be such a beard for him the L.A. Kings will constantly think it’s hockey playoff season.

March 20, 2010 at 9:03 am by Kelly

12OMG, I’m Dying Inside For Bradley Cooper

This is so embarrassing. I mean, this is truly the stuff that prom nightmares are made of. OK, so yesterday Bradley Cooper um… like, maybe applied some sort of self tanner? And he kind of missed the lower half  of his face? And there’s kind of all these pictures of him floating around the Internet today of him with a half-Lohan/half-Ronson face at the premiere of Valentine’s Day? Oh, God. I can’t even imagine the pep talk he had to give himself before hitting that carpet. I wouldn’t have even gone. I would have stayed home and exfoliated and cried. Bradley Cooper is really brave, I guess.

February 9, 2010 at 10:07 am by Molls

30Anyone Else Want to See Bradley Cooper’s Ass Crack?

Photo Credit: Bauer Grifffin

Bradley Cooper went to pick up his pooch in LA today (yup, it’s raining) and it looks like SOMEBODY needs to get some new pants. Also, are we in agreement that he probably was going commando? Wouldn’t boxers or briefs cover his crack enough for this not to happen? Does Bradley Cooper freeball in corduroys? Do you think he’s normally the kind of dude who goes sans underwear, or do you think maybe he just woke up late and threw on some slacks and didn’t bother to put on underwear? This adds a new dimension to Bradley Cooper, for sure. Let’s discuss.

December 30, 2009 at 11:08 am by Molls

5OMG! New BFFs in Town!

A pair of hot new girlfriends, Renee Zellweger and Gloria Cooper, were seen strolling the streets of LA together yesterday while shopping and giggling up a storm just like every other group of girlfriends in this post-Sex and the City world. For those of you who aren’t sure who these broads are, Gloria is the chick that birthed Bradley Cooper and Renee is the whale that’s dating him. It sure looks like these two have gotten awfully close, I can practically hear the two of them cackling through the photos all like “You’re the best, NeeNee!” “No, Glores! You’re the best!” I can only imagine that after this marathon shopping spree, those two ladies headed straight to Gloria’s bedroom to indulge in a round of hot fudge sundaes and even more hot and juicy gossip. You know how girls are when you get them together!

December 29, 2009 at 9:30 am by Molls

12Renee and Bradley Are Sneaky Bastards

Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper seem to be getting even cozier… but not too cozy! The two arrived at LAX on a flight from Canada yesterday, and while the two definitely exited the same plane, but once they stepped food off the aircraft, the two never were seen together. Renee went to baggage claim and got two massive suitcases, which she brought to her waiting car and left with. Bradley, on the other hand, strolled on out of the airport with nothing but a backpack, although there are no photos of him going to Renee’s car or anyone else’s car, for that matter. I’m thinking maybe Renee grabbed both their bags and they met up later? Either way, there’s something very “spy movie” about the whole thing.

October 25, 2009 at 9:02 am by Molls