Brad Pitt is turning 50 and he may not be very psyched about it. Probably because he realized he’s a 50-year-old man with this haircut. Here’s what a source from Us Weekly has to say about Mr. Pitt’s big bday plans (or lack thereof):
He’s not doing anything for it [his birthday] and he said he doesn’t want any surprises. He really doesn’t want to talk about his birthday much.
Instead he’s focused on filming Fury in London. And I’m sure he’s making the cast and crew fury-ous with his lack of personal hygiene.
It’s okay, Brad. You’re still one of the most sought after actors (and men) on this planet, so don’t feel bad about turning the big 5-0. You’re gonna be juuuuuust fine.
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Brad Pitt got himself a haircut that I can only hope he was forced to do for a film, because holy mother of God, yikes. But perhaps I’m overreacting. There it is from the back (above). Now click to see it from the front…
Easily one of the sillier celeb gossip stories out there: Brad Pitt smells really bad. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. Much like Gwyneth Paltrow, who doesn’t like to use commercial deodorant, Brad Pitt is shunning soap. Perhaps this is why he and Angelina haven’t wed yet. Here’s the stinky story from She Knows:
Brad says he’s read up on the toxins of soap — especially the antibacterial ones — and feels that using them and antiperspirants is not only bad for the planet, but it also speeds up the aging process in humans.
Angelina was revolted — and their kids even started calling him ‘Stinky Daddy.’ Angie agreed to humor him only as long as they weren’t on the same continent.
I believe it. Brad Pitt has gotten to this point where, much like Johnny Depp, he looks like he would smell.
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Angelina Jolie wore a new ring on her wedding finger, so obviously she and Brad Pitt got married in secret. Yeah, and Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. Come on now. No way Brad and Angie could get married in total secrecy without anyone finding out less than 5 minutes after. Unless they did it in their house, with an officiant and one witness, I don’t see how it’s possible. E! Online is on ring patrol and isn’t saying one way or another.
At this point, I don’t think these two are ever going to married. And that’s fine.
What do you think? Do you think it will ever happen? Do you think it already has?
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Never mind that it’s only August. Zimbio polled their readers and came up with the hottest 25 actors of 2013. Here’s who they are. Where do you stand? Do you agree or disagree? Number one was surprising to me, in the, “let pause and think, ‘…really?’” way. And can you guess who made the top 10 that also made the top 10 in the Ugliest Men list?
25. Alexander Skarsgard
24. Zac Efron
23. Chris Evans
22. Paul Walker
21. James Franco
20. Ben Affleck
19. Robert Downey Jr.
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
17. Jake Gyllenhaal
16. Liam Hemsworth
15. Ian Somerhalder
14. Orlando Bloom
13. George Clooney
12. Henry Cavill
11. Gerard Butler
10. Channing Tatum
9. Brad Pitt
8. Chris Hemsworth
7. Josh Duhamel
6. Johnny Depp
5. Bradley Cooper
4. Hugh Jackman
3. Ryan Reynolds
2. Ryan Gosling
1. Chris Pine
This is probably my favourite story of the day because it’s hilarious and insane. Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are at odds over a few potential wedding guests, namely… Jonah Hill and Quentin Tarantino? Brad wants them there, Angelina says no way in hell – what will happen? Oh wait, I forgot to add that Philip Seymour Hoffman isn’t welcome, either. Now THAT one is cold as ice. I can see Jonah because he’s an asshole and Quentin is a bit insane, but why not Philip? He’s getting clean! Angelina, noooooo!
From The Sun:
The actor’s missus has banned him from inviting some of his heavier-drinking pals to the bash.
Angelina has given strict instructions for JONAH HILL, QUENTIN TARANTINO and PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN to be left off the list of invitations in case they get too leathered.
She has also warned that his best friend GEORGE CLOONEY needs to control his wine intake at the nuptials.
A source said: “Angelina wants the whole affair to be very civilised and is concerned about the habits of some of Brad’s more raucous friends.
“She thinks that if Jonah and Quentin come, they’ll hit the bar early on and cause a commotion.”
Brad’s pals aren’t the only problem being ironed out before their big day – the couple are also disagreeing over who should be best man.
Angelina is keen for her brother James to have the gig, while Brad thinks his brother Doug should take on the role.
Either way, they should definitely hold back on any Dutch courage before the wedding starts.
First of all, no one tells the Silver Fox to control his wine intake. Second of all, this story is so great because it’s so regular. I love the idea of Angelina giving Brad a hard time about the wedding guests. Ugh, God help me, I’m totally starting to love Brangelina. :(
I guess we’re supposed to applaud Brad Pitt for thinking Angelina Jolie is still sexy even after undergoing a double mastectomy (and possibly having her ovaries removed, as well), and indeed it’s wonderful that he’s so ~progressive~ and supportive and they’re still totally into humping on each other despite their busy schedules, their 8,000 kids and having been together for a while. That’s true love, y’all.
I sort of feel bad for Brad, in a sense. He’s been promoting World War Z and all anyone seems to want to ask him on the red carpet is about how Angelina is and how he feels about what she’s done, etc. Indeed, Angelina’s experience and her openness in sharing it is courageous and wonderful and I’m so glad it’s started a dialogue in the wider world. But also, she’s stopped talking about it and declined to give interviews, so what makes people think that Brad feels like giving soundbites on something his wife is done discussing?
Brad was nice enough to humour some journalists on the red carpet for World War Z‘s Los Angeles premiere last Thurdsay, where he said the following (via People):
“She’s getting ready for World Refugee Day” this Thursday, Pitt told reporters on the red carpet, while Jolie was in Los Angeles.
Asked to describe his feelings about Jolie after she publicly announced her decision to undergo a preventative double mastectomy, Pitt replied: “She has always been the brave, bold individual that I fell for – and sexy as ever.”
Well, that’s great – and I mean that. But now that’s enough. STOP ASKING THEM ABOUT THIS.