Actor Sean Penn sent reporters scrambling for the least offensive way to convey the concept of “cum stain” during his acceptance speech for the 2006 Christopher Reeve First...
So after reading the drunk-ass email LiLo sent out last night, I was thinking, “Did anyone think to ask Al Gore for comment?”
YES!
TMZ DID!
I LOVE TMZ!
Genius... The world deserves a break from Britney Spears’ vagina, and what could possibly be more removed from that than a 2008 presidential candidate and a rapper?
Obama, now in the early... From the hot boys over at The Pen15 Club:
“Having Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House is going to have the same impact on Congress that Heather Locklear’s addition did to... Look, I’m not sure exactly what kind of voice CNN tells their political reporters to use for articles that will run on the front page, but I’m going to guess that... I’ve been hungover all day. Not hungover on booze but on politics. Why can’t we have one election decided that night? I’m so sick of all this recount stuff. The T is a... Turns out the Donald Rumsfeld resignation story first broke at…
…the Comedy Central blog.
Loves. It.
[via Gawker] …and the blame is falling squarely on Donald Rumsfeld, who’s stepping down as Defense Secretary. That President dude wants some former CIA bigshot, Robert Gates, to take his... Have you ever seen The Second Civil War? You haven’t? It’s a 1997 comedy about an immigration issue that spirals into a second U.S. Civil War. It’s funny — you... Brit-Brit’s divorce docs prove she “faked” her wedding. The day everyone thought she married Federsperm at a Studio City residence, September 18, was not actually her... Since, let’s be honest, most of you aren’t going to hear about it if we don’t write about it on gossip blogs (hey, I’m one of you), Saddam Hussein (remember him?)... From today’s edition of The Sun.
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