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I Am a Pathetic Human Being…

…however, I am a stellar gossip blogger. I took this quiz on celebrity body parts, and I got 13 out of 15 right. Even the quiz thinks I’m crazy. Its reaction to my score:...

Welcome to the Blogosphere, Cord

Alright, alright. The new guy over at MollyGood earned his stripes today with this headline on Isaiah Washington’s return from Gayhab. I don’t know who you used to be, Cord, but...

MLK Party? Not The Best Idea Kids…

This sounds like the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard of. Some kids at a college in Texas decided that it would be cool to get a bunch of KFC, some 40s, a chick dressed as Aunt Jemima...

It’s a Sad, Sad World

So I’m being a generally pathetic human being today, ingesting the sweet, sweet liquor of E!’s High Maintenance 90210, when I recognize one of the high-profile clients. I just...

For Those Dorks Out There

So for some odd reason I have about three friends that know this dance by heart. It is white boy soul. White boys that are dancing to the beat of the “man.” Oh ya. Shake it.

Best Tranny Breakdown Ever

How did this get ignored by the blogosphere? This is from “All My Children.” Things to note 1) Odd accent that you cannot really place. 2) The funniest use of the word...

Yes…it IS Fucking Pink

Perez is such a fame whore. That doesn’t mean the Evil T doesn’t love him dearly but he really really loves to post pics of himself on his little website. He blames this weird...

I’m Sorry, Again

Isaiah Washington keeps messing up over and over again. He not only used the f-word and forced little T.R. Knight out of the closet but also he denied ever doing so at the Golden Globes and...