Sigh. TRL Stays.
Feb 16, 2007 at 11:36 am by Evil Beet
Despite yesterday’s late-breaking rumors that the national nightmare of Total Request Live had finally come to its cold-sweated end, MTV Prez Christina Norman says it’ll stick around. In a ridiculously long internal email (I mean, come on, Christina, there are MTV staffers. Next time: fewer words, more cocaine) she says that “TRL will air as always – and we’ll continue to bring our audience the celebs they love and special weeks like Spankin New and much more — but we will now operate more efficiently downstairs.” Ha. That last part sounds dirty. Mama’s got a new toy …

She also sheds some light on why I don’t care at all about MTV2:

“We’ve decided to consolidate the operations of MTV2 within MTV, and many of the hard-working production and development people of MTV2 will be leaving the organization. The MTV2 that you all know and love will still be there – packed 24 hours a day with the music and shows that its young male viewers love. I’m proud of all that the MTV2 team has contributed to its creative and ratings successes. They are leaving behind a great legacy and we are eternally grateful to them.”

Gotcha. They never wanted me to watch anyway.

So if you’re 13, you can breathe again. Vanessa Minnillo and that skinny white dude will stay on the box in your living room, so you have something to do after school other than homework, exercise or face-to-face socialization. Phew. That was scary for a minute.

Today in Viral Marketing: ANTM Bloopers
Feb 15, 2007 at 10:42 am by Evil Beet

It’s funny, see, because the girl falls down. Her name’s Jael. I don’t understand how she could be expected to support her own weight even under nominal circumstances. Her legs are like extended pinkies. New “cycle” (I hate myself each time I have to say that) starts Feb 28 on the CW.
Um, How Did I Miss an Entire Network?
Feb 15, 2007 at 12:31 am by Evil Beet
I like to think that I’m sort of in the loop with, you know, television, and the networks which comprise it. At least in the U.S. You know, because it’s sort of my job and stuff. But it turns out there is a whole entire network that I have never heard of. It’s called “The N” and it’s owned by Viacom. Apparently it’s targeted toward younger kids. Does it even broadcast in L.A.? Because, um, their wikipedia page says they’re airing My So-Called Life reruns. How did I miss this?

Anyway, this lovely Angela Chase-friendly network was brought to my attention by one of my very favorite media folks, who wants me to plug some show on there called Instant Star. It features a girl named Alexz Johnson, who should probably quit acting and go back to school for awhile, at least until someone explains to her that the “x” sound actually includes the “z” sound. Whatever. Here’s the preview.

Every Dog Has Its Day
Feb 14, 2007 at 01:00 pm by EvilT

Today belongs to this beauty, James, and English Springer Spaniel that captured Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show held in New York City last night. Though Bill Cosby’s wonky looking dog was the favorite going into the compeition James came from behind and captured the crown.

Congrats James!

Headline of the Day
Feb 14, 2007 at 07:47 am by EvilT

“HOUSE HEARING ON ‘WARMING OF THE PLANET’ CANCELED AFTER ICE STORM”

Take that Al Gore. Just kidding, I love the environment. I just find the irony of the situation a wee bit humerous.

Thanks Drudge Report.

In Progress: The MTV Firings
Feb 13, 2007 at 03:00 pm by Evil Beet

The entire VH1 classics department got axed today, as did all staff producers at MTV2. It’s rumored that most of Affiliate Marketing & Sales won’t last the day. Brody Jenner? Still on TV. Life is not fair. We’ll keep you posted…