From Blind Gossip:
Her team has decided that this star absolutely must work on a regular basis. It’s the only way to keep her focused and to keep her out of trouble.
So even though she hates her current gig and is happy that it may be over soon, her happiness may be short-lived. That’s because her team is already negotiating for next job. It’s the same job… just on a different show.
OK, so initially, my first instinct was to say Lindsay. Because even though she doesn’t really have a “team” to speak of at this point in time, what with her publicist and what not leaving her high and dry, it’s definitely best for her life (and career) that she continuously work. But that bit about a different “show” makes me think more of Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears, who are both on televised talent shows right now. And I think even harder of Christina Aguilera, because I think at this point in time Britney’s life and everything involved is way too controlled to ever get into any kind of trouble, you know? However, throwing things out of balance are the facts that Britney’s allegedly not returning for a second season of ‘X-Factor’, and the ongoing fact that Christina’s been a hot mess for some time now.
November 3, 2012 at 1:00 pm by Sarah
From Blind Gossip:
Which former Disney kid-turned-pop star loves to show off her body by dancing topless in the window of her Hollywood mansion? Neighbors of the barely legal homeowner have complained to the naughty resident, but she pays them no mind – and even flips them off!
OK, so let’s look at the hints here. “Disney kid-turned-pop star.” Who comes to mind when you hear those words? Well, a few. Miley Cyrus, of course. Britney Spears. Christina Aguilera. Demi Lovato. Selena Gomez. Now, let’s move on to the “barely legal” part, which knocks Britney and Christina way out of the equation. Both Miley and Selena could be considered “barely legal,” as Miley’s only going to be twenty later this month, and Selena turned twenty earlier in the year. Demi Lovato is also only twenty years old, but I think Demi’s gotten all of that naked-partying-stuff out of her system, what with rehab and what not.
Plus, I could totally see Miley Cyrus shakin’ her tits on her balcony. That’s all.
November 2, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
From Blind Gossip:
She is pregnant! No, they haven’t announced it yet. She looks great, but she isn’t showing.
No, we don’t know if she got pregnant before or after. The timing is interesting, though. Just a few months ago, he told his friends that although they got along, he really didn’t see her as the girl he wanted to marry.
Did she know that? His friends think she did… and planned the pregnancy to force the marriage issue. They think she knows how important family is to them, and that this was all a grand manipulation on her part. If not for the pregnancy, they think he would have made a different choice.
In any case, it’s a good thing that they both love kids. Their first one will arrive the middle of next year.
What do you guys think? See, I feel it could be Ryan and Blake because it sounds like the pregnancy thing has been a thing for awhile. And Blake and Ryan have been married longer than Jess and Justin, too, so there’s that. But I’m also pretty sure that Ryan was solidly into Blake even before they decided to marry, and there probably wouldn’t have been much coercion involved in getting him to the altar. Justin and Jessica, however? Well. We’ve all heard those stories before, and even now, Jessica Biel pregnancy rumors are flying around left and right. I guess if I absolutely had to choose, I’d say this has Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake all over it. Thoughts?
October 25, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
From Blind Gossip:
Which troubled pop star flew to Las Vegas on the pretense of business, but really hit Sin City with the hopes of reuniting with her first true love? The only hitch is that the famous exes are both engaged – to other people!
So we all know how much Britney just loves her some Las Vegas. And we also know that Justin recently spent his faux-bachelor party there, under the watchful eye of Jessica Biel. Also, as far as “troubled” pop stars go, can anyone think of anyone more troubled than Britney? Rihanna comes to mind, of course, but Rihanna’s not engaged to anyone—neither is Chris Brown. But Britney? Well. She is. And so’s Justin.
Do I think there’s a chance in hell of this happening? No f-cking way. But hey. It makes for a good story, huh?
Let’s keep in mind that this was the last thing Justin’s ever said about Britney:
“We were two birds of the same feather—small-town kids, doing the same thing. But then you become adults, and the way you were as kids doesn’t make any sense. I won’t speak on her, but at least for me, I was a totally different person. I just don’t think we were normal; there was nothing normal about our existence. We spent way too much time being the biggest thing for teenyboppers.”
And this was the last thing Britney ever said about Justin:
“I’m still hurting but I am trying to see it as an experience. The worst thing is everyone wants to talk to me about it. Everywhere I go people are asking how I am. I am the type of person who can’t go from a serious relationship and then just start dating someone else straight away. It’s a strange feeling getting used to being single again but I suppose I’ll have to cope. I’m just starting to get the knack of it because ever since I was 15 I’ve been in a serious relationship.”
So. Wonder if Britney is still hurting after all these years—hurting enough to want to put the moves on Justin a decade later?
October 11, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
From Blind Gossip:
Everyone is so excited that these two lovebirds are back together! Sorry, but that kind of naivete is going to come back to bite you on the butt. Why? Because their reunion is both fake and temporary.
We told you before that they their original couplingtook place in a publicist’s office. They became good friends, but nothing more. If they look like they are in love, it is only because they are actors. If they can convince you on screen, they can convince you off screen.
They are now reuniting as a “couple” to promote their new film. The success of that film will enable both of them to command top dollar for subsequent films, after which they will be parting once again. Their breakup is scheduled to occur in 2013 after the DVD release.
I think we can all agree that this blind item is supposed to be about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, right? Regardless of your views on their relationship, it’s fairly obvious that they’re the subject of this. So let’s just move right along.
IS ROBSTEN FOR REAL?! Were they ever for real, or was their whole entire relationship just a publicity stunt? Or are they really for real dating and the cheating scandal was the publicity stunt? Or were they really dating and Kristen really cheated, but their reconciliation was the publicity stunt? Or were they never dating, but Kristen really for real fooled around with Creepy Rupert and got caught, so they had to do the thing where she sincerely apologized and then eventually got back together? There are so many possibilities!
Here’s why I think the relationship between Rob and Kristen was and is a publicity stunt: Twilight. Twilight became this super huge, unbelievably crazy thing, and Rob and Kristen could get a whole lot of buzz by pretending to be the real life Edward and Bella. And the timing of the cheating scandal, right before the very last movie release? That seems a little fishy. They had a big problem, Kristen publicly declared her undying love, and they got back together, all in time for the premiere. And they never really seem to have much chemistry, do they? That’s obviously not the be-all, end-all in this debate, but if you showed me some pictures of them and said “hey, look at these awkward stoner BFFs who love to hang out and listen to records and not bathe,” then I would have no trouble believing you.
And here’s why I think the relationship between Rob and Kristen was not and is not a publicity stunt: they’re not good at publicity. If they really are a fake couple trying to create this image of true love for the Twihards, then why don’t they talk about each other more? Why doesn’t Kristen gush about Rob in interviews, why are they so rarely seen in public together? And, along those lines, if the whole thing is just for publicity, then why haven’t we seen any photos of the happy couple reunited? And why would Rupert Sanders and Liberty Ross toss their family into the whole cheating mess? Are they just looking for publicity wherever they can get it, no matter what?
What are we supposed to believe, friends?
September 29, 2012 at 12:00 pm by Emily
Just to be as truthful as possible here, this blind item isn’t just about kinky celebrities. The kink is a part of it, but really, this blind item is about a ridiculous celebrity with ridiculous ideas who wants a kinky bad boy and who is willing to give up on her own marriage to get that. That just didn’t sound as pithy.
From Blind Gossip:
She has been drinking a lot lately. When she does, she lets out her real feelings about her marriage being a mistake. At a recent party, she began shouting loudly, “I should’ve never gotten married! F*ck him! F*ck you Mom and Dad! F*ck everybody!”
One of the reasons her marriage failed was because she felt cheated. She thought she was marrying a bad boy, but her ex actually turned out to be surprisingly straight-laced. She wanted someone genuinely wild. So, while she was still married, she started asking friends to find her someone who was a real “bad boy”.
That is how she wound up with her current beau. He has a bad reputation, and she didn’t even wait until the marriage was over before making a move on him. She actually started emailing and talking to him weeks before the marriage ended. (Her ex is completely in the dark about this). She is really falling for him, and she loves the fact that he is up for anything – anything – that is dirty or kinky.
I’m going to go with Katy Perry on this one, mostly just because I love the image of her getting wasted and screaming “f-ck you, mom and dad,” but also because it fits. It’s not a stretch to think that she thought she was getting with a bad boy when she got with Russell Brand, and I don’t think it’s a stretch to think that she started shopping around for another boyfriend while they were still married. And she’s still with John Mayer, who does have a bad reputation, as well as a reputation for being a kinky fellow.
Speaking of John Mayer’s kinky nature, did you know about that? Because I didn’t, but then I did some research, and now I feel like I know way too much about John Mayer’s bedroom habits. He’s apparently into playing with whipped cream and ice cubes, role playing, and anal, which, uh, whatever, but he’s also into peeing. Like, right on the lady he’s getting sexual with. Just think: he could be peeing on Katy Perry right now.
Any other guesses though?