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Does Tyra Banks “not care anymore”?

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Supermodels are judged pretty harshly as they age, and God forbid they ever leave the house without makeup. Sometimes though, I won’t lie, I feel smug satisfaction when some of them are photographed looking crappy because when you hit the genetic jackpot you deserve some bad hair days too. There’s this blind item going around that I think is clearly about Tyra Banks. Here it is, from Downfront 2 via Blind Gossip:

This Supermodel was seen on the street looking very relaxed… with very unsupermodel makeup.

Does she not care anymore? Could this be a sign of retirement? She’s been out of the spotlight for a minute anyway.

At first, I thought it might be about Cindy Crawford since she was photographed yesterday at LAX without makeup on, but Ms. Crawford’s been in the spotlight lately after showing up at Cannes looking fab and then a few days ago, a photo of her 16-year old self modeling in a bikini “leaked”. I did some googling and found photos of Tyra Banks from June 4 “on the street” looking “very unsupermodel”-y. Here’s one of them, from SandraRose.

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And here’s another one from a separate NYC outing.

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It’s fine, let Tyra walk around without makeup/bad makeup. I like seeing celebs go barefaced. It does seem a little unusual for her though, doesn’t it? Isn’t she known for being super high maintenance?

Yeah, it’s a pretty slow news day.

Blind Item About Miley And Liam?

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have got to be the most annoying on-again off-again couple in history (though Kristen/Rob and Rihanna/Chris could definitely take that title). So when I saw this blind item I thought, this has to be about them. From Blind Gossip:

Just a few weeks ago, this on-again, off-again young celebrity couple was acting as if everything was on again. They were seen together, all cute and cuddly and romantic.

Sweet, right? And, of course, it’s purely coincidental timing that they got back together again just before she had a new project to promote, and that he is being all supportive of her new project!

The truth is that they are not really together again. They actually broke up. In fact, she is dating someone else. And that someone else just happens to be… female. Yes, it turns out that our girl is secretly bisexual!

No, it’s not Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. In this case, he is older than she.

Let’s review.

– Item says “young celebrity couple”, without specifying what their jobs in the industry are. It also says she has a “new project” to promote — note the use of the word “project” and not movie. Which leads me to believe that this isn’t about an actress, and that this couple is from different entertainment circles. Liam is an actor, Miley is a singer.

– They’re known for being on and off and despite all clear signs that they’re off, they haven’t officially confirmed it.

– I can totally see Miley being into girls. This is based on a few little things, like Miley “teasing” that she’d like to make out with Rihanna, and oh, these photos of her making out with a girl (thanks, Hollywood Life!). There was also a story last year from ClevverNews that Miley was “caught” kissing a girl in NYC.

– Miley has a much talked about upcoming album. Lots of buzz.

– As Lainey Gossip pointed out, Liam just joined twitter. So far all he’s tweeted is a hello and a blatant promotional tweet for his upcoming film, but I can absolutely see him using this as a way to show his support for Miley’s album. A tweet here and there as the release date gets closer. He’s following only 13 people and one of them is Miley. Kind of weird to follow your ex-fiance, unless you don’t want people to know you actually broke up, and unless you’re only using twitter as a promotional tool instead of a personal outlet.

– Finally, Liam (23) is older than Miley (20).

 

The one thing though is that he needs her WAY more than she needs him, and the wording of this item suggests that keeping the charade benefits her more.

 

What are your guesses?

Which Actor Has A “Secret Baby”?

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There’s a blind item going around from Allie Is Wired that an actor in a big film franchise has a “secret baby”. Secret Baby is a great name for a band. Let’s take a look:

Which actor in a big film franchise is battling baby daddy problems? She was happy to keep her pregnancy and his identity a secret for a few years, but now she wants him to be a part of the kid’s life. Things aren’t going well. He wants to maintain their current arrangement where she gets to dip into his bank vault and he gets to be single and free.

A lot of people are guessing January Jones on this one, but I don’t think it’s her because

1. The item doesn’t suggest that the mom is famous.

2. January Jones has made it very clear lately that she is not going to reveal the identity of her son’s dad.

3. Jason Sudeikis was not in a big film franchise and he is obviously the father of her kid.

So what are some big film franchises? Avengers, Batman, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Iron Man…it’s probably some random supporting character from a huge film, since the item doesn’t say that the actor is big, just the film. So I’m going to guess Terrence “Baby Wipes” Howard.

A Pretty Crappy Blind Item

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This was too stupid not to share. Here’s a blind item directly from our own source. It is the stupidest blind item ever.

Which mega performer has to have major poop privacy? After playing a huge venue, she made an unscheduled stop into the media room, with 2 handlers. The room was still filled with writers and bloggers when one handler asked the other if he “had to go that bad”. He shook his head and gestured it was the pop princess who needed to use the restroom. They then made it clear that everyone needed to clear out NOW and not come back, as this wasn’t going to be a quick bathroom stop. There were many other bathrooms nearby but this one was the furthest away from any prying ears…or noses, which I guess made it the only one in the world for this girl. I know we all want privacy and don’t want to be disturbed while in the bathroom, but to kick everyone out when there are plenty of other options? Seems kinda rude.

Yes, I am an 8 year-old and I have very high standards.

This Blind Item About A Shrinking Actress Should Be Easy

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I can’t decide if I love it or hate it when blind items are super easy to guess. Like, hm, which celebrity couple could this be about? Gosh, I wonder! Blind Gossip gives us this item via Downfront 2:

This Oscar Winner may be losing her man because he is not happy with her weight loss.

Now at first this sounds like it could be about pretty much any Oscar winning actress, since it’s so vague and actresses are known to lose weight. Buuut I think it’s most likely about Jennifer Hudson, considering her Weight Watchers deal.

And there’s also this from Showbizspy:

JENNIFER Hudson‘s fiance isn’t happy about her weight loss.

David Otunga misses the curva­ceous beauty he fell for when they met five years ago — and he wants her back!

“Jennifer’s weight has been an issue between them ever since she lost her first big chunk of weight in 2010,” a source said.

“When they met, she was a happy, proud, healthy woman who loved food and embraced every aspect of life with so much enthusiasm.

“Now she takes up to four hours to get ready when they go out, and she gets stressed out every time she puts a morsel of food in her mouth.

“David tells her he thinks she’s beautiful no matter what size she is, but he misses the down-to-earth ‘I don’t care’ Jen.

“Every meal is a pain in the butt, and he’s starting to feel totally sidelined by her obses­sion with her weight.”

Ms. Hudson is also allegedly working on another deal — as a judge on American Idol.

Who’s your guess for this item?

Damn Juicy Blind Item About A Former Teen Singer

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This is a great blind item from the mysterious entertainment lawyer who runs the blog Crazy Days And Nights. This one is about a former teen singer who made a very big mistake and f-cked her way through it. Here’s the item:

I remember the first time I ran into this then A list celebrity. I was expecting her to be this very innocent, kind of goofy and very beautiful person. This is how she wanted the public to see her and it was how she had me see her. 20 minutes later when I saw her but she did not see me, I saw her drinking a shot and yelling at her manager using language I can’t even begin to describe. It was a long way from the virginal teen beginning she had and how she was portrayed to everyone. It was not long after this, that she announced something which was a huge negative for her. HUGE. Could have ruined her career. Might have, except for all the favors she called in. I was shocked her career did not nose dive and remember asking someone about it who told me at the time that she had f**ked 20 huge reporters and music producers and record executives and television producers over the years while she was married while at the same time giving that same goofy smile and aww shucks kind of mentality. One of the record producers said she knew how to do things that blew his mind but he was not sure it was because she was really that good or that he had expected her to be like the image she portrayed so that made it more exciting. When her career looked like it would nose dive she called in all the favors and puff pieces were written about her and she was given jobs other than her main profession and acting jobs and her label didn’t drop her and she churned out a hit record. She also managed to convince another guy she had been cheating with to leave his wife so that way she could look all happy and innocent again.

Sometimes minor things in blind items are changed to further protect the informant. For example, when he says “hit record” he could mean that loosely. Here are our clues:

– He specifies “then” A list celebrity so we can probably assume she is no longer A list.
– She was portrayed as being goofy, innocent with an “aww shucks kind of mentality.”
– Started with a virginal teen image.
– Was married.
– Did things other than “her main profession” like acting. (What are other things? Maybe design a clothing line?)
– Had a “hit” record.
– Convinced a married man to leave his wife.

Something I noticed is that he used the term “nose dive” twice. I wonder if that’s a subtle clue, like she had a nose job. He also reiterates that she had a “goofy” and “innocent” demeanor.

The “aww shucks” mentality and virginal teen background sounds just like Britney Spears but her career did nose dive in 2008 and it took a little while for her to get it back together. However, when she did recover, it was to tremendous success and her label never dropped her. And she did get bit parts in TV like How I Met Your Mother. But I can’t think of who she would have been publicly cheating with, and I think she’s still considered A-list.

My guess is Ashlee Simpson because I can’t think of anyone else at the moment that’s a better fit. I’m guessing her because, like her older sister Jessica, she had an image of being goofy and “aw shucks”-ish, plus the whole virgin selling point thing. Her song “Pieces Of Me” was one of the biggest hits in the US that summer and went gold. She was married. She had bit parts in a lot of TV shows and movies, briefly had a reality show, and was a spokesperson for Candie’s shoes. She famously got a nose job.

Could it be that the Saturday Night Live debacle was the “huge negative announcement”? The announcement being that she after she effed up the song she blamed it on the band? After that disaster, she was named Cosmopolitan’s “Fun Fearless Female Of The Year” and put on their cover. She also starred in Chicago in the West End and got very good reviews. Yet I don’t think this good publicity was enough to recover her career from the SNL thing. I also can’t think of anyone she dated who was married. And also, was she ever really “A list”?

But maybe it IS Jessica.

You guys, I spent way too much time thinking about this.

Which Hit Sitcom Husband And Wife Secretly Hate Each Other?

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Crazy Days And Nights has a good blind item that should be fairly easy to figure out. Let’s take a look:

It is like Remington Steele or Moonlighting, but in a sitcom. These two stars of a hit network comedy can’t stand each other. They always are competing for more lines and the male half of the show is really upset at the special treatment his female co-star gets because of her burgeoning career. He would love to see the couple get divorced on the show so he could have it all to himself. He actually said he would love to see her character leave the show in other ways, but they are not very sitcom friendly so would settle for the divorce.

Hints:

– Hit network comedy.
– Female co-star has a “burgeoning career.”
– They play a married couple.

If we were still in the 1990′s this has Mad About You written all over it. Goddamn they were an annoying couple. Could it be Mike & Molly starring Melissa McCarthy and Billy Gardell? Her career has really exploded since Bridesmaids and she’s still rising. 2012 was a great year for her. That’s my best guess as of now. What you guys think?