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Which Actress Blames Her Boobs For Her Slowed Down Career?

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Blind Gossip has a great one about an actress who used to work all the time and is blaming her slowed down, if not stalled career, on of all things, her boobs. Yes, her boobs. From Blind Gossip:

When asked why she doesn’t work more, this famous actress will say that she is concentrating on her family. Privately, however, she is pissed that she isn’t a major star!

Her parents are both in the business. She used those connections to book her first few jobs, then booked movie roles like crazy for a while. However, her career has slowed down. She has only done one or two films a year in the past few years. None have been big hits.

She was complaining to a friend the other day about why she wasn’t a bigger star. Her theory? “I’m convinced it’s my boobs,” she said. She wasn’t laughing, either.

She had breast implants a few years ago. Not huge ones, but it definitely took her out of flat-chested category. But they didn’t give her career the boost she thought she would, so now she wants to go bigger. It’s kind of a shame, too, because a few years ago, she really prided herself on having a natural body. Now it’s implants and bigger implants.

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Parents:

A lot of people are guessing Kate Hudson as the actress, and it sort of fits. Here she is in November, with some more boobage than seen previously:

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But I still think it’s someone else. Who do you guys think it is?

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This Should Be Easy To Solve: Desperate Celeb Wants Us To Think She’s Pregnant

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Blind Gossip posted a good blind item about a desperate celeb who wants us to think she’s pregnant. Seems like it should be pretty easy to solve. Should we give it a try? Here it is, from Blind Gossip:

This girl has been a celebrity for a long time, but she is getting increasingly desperate for attention. Her marriage has fallen apart and she is drinking too much to cope with the stress.

However, she wants her fans to think that her marriage and her career and everything is just fine. So she’s taken on a new publicity stunt: She wants you to think that she is pregnant!

No, she’s not really pregnant. She just wants you to think that she might be. In fact, she and her husband haven’t been intimate in a while (probably because he’s been too busy sleeping around with someone else). But, while their messy marriage stumbles inevitably toward divorce next year, she wants you to keep talking about her… thus the pregnancy publicity stunt.

By the way, she won’t actually say that’s she’s pregnant. She’s just going to hint at it through lots of paparazzi shots. Just know that it’s all bogus.

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So let’s regroup:

– “This girl” has been a celebrity for a long time.
– Marriage is failing.
– She’s drinking.
– Husband is probably sleeping around.
– They’ll prob get divorced next year.
– She’s trying to fool us into thinking she’s pregnant in photos (I’m guessing stuff like holding her belly).

Is it a “Real Housewife” of something? This screams of reality star. But my guess is Tori Spelling, because she’s desperate enough, and her husband Dean McDermott. Your turn!

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Evil Beet Blind Item: This Star Needs Some Friends

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We’re bringing you our very own very special very easy-to-guess blind item!

This star needs some friends. She’s known for having a lot of everything, but her neighbors say she doesn’t even have friends over. Like, ever. And apparently, this isn’t really a secret. Everyone knows that this party girl couldn’t get enough people invited to a party to save her life. And you’ll notice the qualities of parties she used to host have dropped waaaay down. It didn’t always use to be this way. Either she’s blind or she’s pretending she doesn’t notice, but all of her friends are gone.

Who is it?

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